Jean AKA Jeannie AKA Jeanie is a film, book, and magazine reviewer for a national magazine. Most of Jean’s work is done through email, which means he doesn't have to go into the office.
On a trip to find a gift for his girlfriend, Jean found an empty Genie Bottle. Upon picking up this bottle, Jean became the bottle’s new genie-powered occupant. Not only was Jean turned into a genie, but the bottle turned him into what he believed a genie of the bottle should look like. Which, due to his fascination with a classic 60s TV show, turned him into a busty blonde woman.
A junior engineer working for a small engineering firm in Cocoa Beach. The firm focuses mostly on NASA projects.
Neil is Jean’s best friend. When Jean was turned into a genie, Neil became Jeanie’s master.
You forget when Jean’s girlfriend had sex with Neil, and Jeannie wanted to find out exactly what Neil’s secret was to make her so gaga, so she kept trying to tempt Neil into sex with different bodies.
Possibly? Jean has always been very possessive of Neil. There’s been debates in the comments if that possessiveness is a Jeannie thing or a Genie thing. Neil isn’t just Jean’s master he’s also Jeans only friend, and Jean has been shown to react badly to anything that threatens that relationship, even if the audience would see it as a relationship upgrade. Any trauma might come from the threat a sexual relationship with Neil would poses to Jean’s existing platonic relationship with Neil.
And I wouldn’t be so quick to assume Jean escaped her previous sexual experience with her younger self without trauma just because she hasn’t shown it yet. We’ve seen a lot of hints that Jean’s lady killer persona is a front over a bad self image.
Now, is Andy going to be smart enough to point out these aren’t really their bodies to mess with? Or will lust take over and they have an out-of-this-world experience? Find out next week.
I hope for the lust, but most likely something will prevent it again because authors are somehow convinced that if they show realistic sexual behaviour in their story it will turn into porn.
And now:
* Space junk menaces
* Neil or Jeanie wake up and over-react
* Houstin wants to know what’s going on
* (least likely) Andy and Rouyaa discover the joys of zero-gravity sex
Under normal circumstances, I’d agree. But here, freefall is itself a kind of lingerie.
[The real issue, of course, is that this is more or less a family comic. Free fall effects will not be portrayed, except possibly offline on the Patreon. Which I would definitely contribute to.]
Ah, the George Lucas theory of space lingerie, but you and George are both missing an important point here. Free fall cancels out gravity but it does not negate inertia. Support may not be necessary but control would probably be appreciated, especially by someone as busty as Jeanie.
Also, switching from Star Wars to Star Trek – The Theis titillation theory is in full effect here, both for Andy and the audience.
Odds on their “time running out” and Neil and Jean “taking over again” at the most, umm, “awkward” moment?
100 percent!
Details, however, will vary depending on how CD is feeling.
Incidentally, the shuttle-on-exhibit is certainly not spaceworthy, airtight, etc. But I suppose Rouyaa took care of those details at the same time she closed the cargo bay doors.
Yes—if any security cameras were INSIDE Atlantis, then they would be out of range to transmit to the security office. The only signals that NASA is going to receive would be the telemetry downlink from Atlantis’ computers.
I certainly hope that Rouyaa remembered to resupply Atlantis’ consumables such as oxygen, battery power, and thruster propellant. Given her relationship with Andy, she should know that spacecraft require those things to function.
I wonder if JeNie/Rouyaa gave the shuttle sufficient velocity to *stay* in orbit? Needs to be going around 18,000 mph (5 miles per second) in order to not fall.
I predict that sex will not happen, even though the fans are looking forward to it (from a story point of view, you pervs). Something will happen that will interrupt the romantic interlude and bring them back to Earth and back on mission.
One (or more) question(s), Rouyaa ‘Poof’d the Space Shuttle into space but did she re-qualify it, first? There’s a lot that can go wrong up there and very quickly…
If she did, magic aside how are they getting down? How many flight hours does either Andy or Neil have on a lifting body wing? None of this ever goes quite to plan. Neil / Andy should prepare for magical sparks, angry call’s from Houston asking for their shuttle back and super hot plasma.
Plus, narrative imperative seems to imply that poor girl can’t catch a break.
Rouyaa will just either 1) poof it back where she got it or 2) just poof Andy and herself back down leaving NASA to a) explain how it got into orbit and b) get it back.
Either way, I foresee Homeland Security paying a visit. Here’s a rub… the security cameras will have recorded a lens flair and Neil in the museum.
Did anyone at NASA say, “Houston, we have a problem!” If there are cameras recording inside we might have an interesting clip when they get their bird back. I forgot-Genies cannot be photographed.
Rouyaa’s last memory was planning a romantic birthday for Andy, and all that entails. She never got closure. She might think that Jennie and Neil are in a relationship and wouldn’t mind what she plans for Andy and herself.
Space a truly beautiful sight both outside and inside the ship. Andy take the hint already.
First, his male half, and now his best friend. Jeannie is going to be traumatized at this point.
Naw. She’s already had sex as a woman, and managed to survive, trauma-free. And that was with a lover far less considerate than Neil/Andy.
You forget when Jean’s girlfriend had sex with Neil, and Jeannie wanted to find out exactly what Neil’s secret was to make her so gaga, so she kept trying to tempt Neil into sex with different bodies.
Possibly? Jean has always been very possessive of Neil. There’s been debates in the comments if that possessiveness is a Jeannie thing or a Genie thing. Neil isn’t just Jean’s master he’s also Jeans only friend, and Jean has been shown to react badly to anything that threatens that relationship, even if the audience would see it as a relationship upgrade. Any trauma might come from the threat a sexual relationship with Neil would poses to Jean’s existing platonic relationship with Neil.
And I wouldn’t be so quick to assume Jean escaped her previous sexual experience with her younger self without trauma just because she hasn’t shown it yet. We’ve seen a lot of hints that Jean’s lady killer persona is a front over a bad self image.
Now, is Andy going to be smart enough to point out these aren’t really their bodies to mess with? Or will lust take over and they have an out-of-this-world experience? Find out next week.
I hope for the lust, but most likely something will prevent it again because authors are somehow convinced that if they show realistic sexual behaviour in their story it will turn into porn.
Having sex in other people’s bodies is hardly “realistic sexual behaviour”.
This plan of Kazom’s is working really well, I don’t know why Jeannie ever doubted him.
And now:
* Space junk menaces
* Neil or Jeanie wake up and over-react
* Houstin wants to know what’s going on
* (least likely) Andy and Rouyaa discover the joys of zero-gravity sex
Or:
* NASA called, they want their shuttle back.
My God, what’s he doing?
Q: I think he’s attempting re-entry, sir
I win.
And, Rouyaa? Zero-gee means zero sag. You’re over-dressed.
Lingerie in this case, is not about support considerations – it’s more along the line of foreplay…
Under normal circumstances, I’d agree. But here, freefall is itself a kind of lingerie.
[The real issue, of course, is that this is more or less a family comic. Free fall effects will not be portrayed, except possibly offline on the Patreon. Which I would definitely contribute to.]
Ah, the George Lucas theory of space lingerie, but you and George are both missing an important point here. Free fall cancels out gravity but it does not negate inertia. Support may not be necessary but control would probably be appreciated, especially by someone as busty as Jeanie.
Also, switching from Star Wars to Star Trek – The Theis titillation theory is in full effect here, both for Andy and the audience.
Cue some music. I think Rouyaa is going to teach Andy the art of dancing the Horizontal Bop.
Thank goodness Andy doesn’t seem to be experiencing any nausea due to the sudden transition to weightlessness. That would be awkward.
Time for the ultimate Mile High Club!
It’s the 100-Mile-High Club!
Odds on their “time running out” and Neil and Jean “taking over again” at the most, umm, “awkward” moment?
100 percent!
Details, however, will vary depending on how CD is feeling.
Incidentally, the shuttle-on-exhibit is certainly not spaceworthy, airtight, etc. But I suppose Rouyaa took care of those details at the same time she closed the cargo bay doors.
I hope that results in a lot of Natalie time for Neil. Because we know Jean does that even if it’s not his fault
You can sign me up for that scene with Natalie and Jeanie!
“How long…?” That’s rather a personal question.
How long? Have you been sleeping? We estimate…about 200 years!
Khaaaaan!!!!!
Good thing Kazom has clarified that Jeannie cannot get pregnant from sex with a man. https://jeaniebottle.com/archives/comic/jeanie-bottle-729
“The only way…is by magic”…which genies have in abundance. Andy is gone now. Rouyaa might decide there is one way to keep part of him alive.
What is security going to think when they finally get their bird back and find a pink bra wrapped aroung the joy stick. Andy-it unsnaps in the back.
It looks like someone found celestial bodies.
Minor typo: It should be “Air to Breathe” not “Air to Breath” Breath is the noun, Breathe is the verb.
Isn’t that a song by the Hollies? “…All I need is the air that I breathe and to love you…”
did the shuttle have security cameras on it. Now the hard part–I have to wait a week to find out what happens. But I do like the outfit Rouyaa.
All the cameras are going to show is the shuttle vanishing.
Yes—if any security cameras were INSIDE Atlantis, then they would be out of range to transmit to the security office. The only signals that NASA is going to receive would be the telemetry downlink from Atlantis’ computers.
I certainly hope that Rouyaa remembered to resupply Atlantis’ consumables such as oxygen, battery power, and thruster propellant. Given her relationship with Andy, she should know that spacecraft require those things to function.
I wonder if JeNie/Rouyaa gave the shuttle sufficient velocity to *stay* in orbit? Needs to be going around 18,000 mph (5 miles per second) in order to not fall.
*insert Spongebob “extreme thirst” meme here*
Then giggle because I said “insert”
I wonder if Rouyaa will get jealous of Andy having sex with Jeanie
I predict that sex will not happen, even though the fans are looking forward to it (from a story point of view, you pervs). Something will happen that will interrupt the romantic interlude and bring them back to Earth and back on mission.
It wouldn’t be the first time in a CD comic that a gender swapped character and their best friend had sex in a spaceship while both not themselves.
Of course, but that was plot driven. The plot of JB tends towards sexual tension without release and that’s why it will be interrupted.
One (or more) question(s), Rouyaa ‘Poof’d the Space Shuttle into space but did she re-qualify it, first? There’s a lot that can go wrong up there and very quickly…
If she did, magic aside how are they getting down? How many flight hours does either Andy or Neil have on a lifting body wing? None of this ever goes quite to plan. Neil / Andy should prepare for magical sparks, angry call’s from Houston asking for their shuttle back and super hot plasma.
Plus, narrative imperative seems to imply that poor girl can’t catch a break.
Rouyaa will just either 1) poof it back where she got it or 2) just poof Andy and herself back down leaving NASA to a) explain how it got into orbit and b) get it back.
Either way, I foresee Homeland Security paying a visit. Here’s a rub… the security cameras will have recorded a lens flair and Neil in the museum.
Take the hint
It would be cool to learn what Rouyaa is feeling is actually what Jeanie feels for Neil deep inside.
Did anyone at NASA say, “Houston, we have a problem!” If there are cameras recording inside we might have an interesting clip when they get their bird back. I forgot-Genies cannot be photographed.
Rouyaa’s last memory was planning a romantic birthday for Andy, and all that entails. She never got closure. She might think that Jennie and Neil are in a relationship and wouldn’t mind what she plans for Andy and herself.
They better open those bay doors, they are critical in keeping the craft and its electronics cool.
Sure… all they have to do is say, “Open the pod bay door, HAL.”