A junior engineer working for a small engineering firm in Cocoa Beach. The firm focuses mostly on NASA projects.
Neil is Jean’s best friend. When Jean was turned into a genie, Neil became Jeanie’s master.
I would be surprised if there wasn’t having new breats hanging off your chest would probably contribute to a sense of being naked even if you were wearing a sweater. Of course a lot of “genie wear” is usually transparent and very thin except for certain areas so that wouldn’t help.
Well I think we all see the obvious trick here but has anyone thought how BH might see this? He knows he got Jean’s bottle from this city slicker’s bag and now he’s told Neil has sold a second bottle to Cooter. Boss has got to wonder ‘how many bottles does this guy have?’ Three wishes per genie + someone who has enough bottles that he’s trying to sell them off = OMG!
There is a guide to genies, but the search feature is buggy and to fix it would require an understanding of multi-dimensional coding and a quantum reality processor.
Well, multidimensional coding is in practice simple enough, if you understand n dimensional gridworks with n charged nodes in various states of charge. Quantum reality is inherent, you can use your own subjective/objective translation matrix to define quantum processor for yourself; in practice you can outsource or do it yourself. For me, the definition is not necessarily in form but can be partly; the processor doesn’t have to be 3d.
As for the search feature, it isn’t buggy but it *is* open source; you can’t use it in a proprietal manner. This could be considered a ‘bug’ in a certain way; since the search feature is open access and open source, anyone can superimpose a partial search on your search. In practice they have to pass through your search gateway to do this, and for the most part you *do* have control, but there can be disturbing errors in search results sometimes, like advertising – Jean is advertising a gender switch for example – and browser hijacking; again the ‘hijack’ of someone’s gender.
Genies can be subject to military action and even military lockdown under certain conditions, which is why in your reality there is a shortage.
The good news is, if you agree to the terms, you can have a genie of your own. And indeed many people do have genies. They can be invoked and constrained with certain geometries; circles for d2 genies and spheres for d4 genies, in locl d3 terms though obviously different multidimensional geometries are needed for different genies. There are variations on form such as circle or sphere intersections, relatively speaking, and the pentagram, and the central nodes. These all have a role to play in genie containment.
In practice these are all linked to the totem, which has manifestation and teleportation for the genie unit included and a complimentary summoning measure – typically rubbing the lamp – in place to call the genie.
It should be noted that a term of service to the genie is a mutual contract. The genie signs up for a genie contract and gets the power, sometimes unfortunately a form shift is part of the contract, and an energy budget which can be used for extending genie life, relative to energy expended. This energy budget is the genie’s magic.
There is more in the manual, but I believe this demonstrates the suitability of the search function for your uses. The bugs, in short, are inevitable consequences of quantum processing, and are in fact *features*. They boil down to terms of quantum superposition, and terms of quantum waveform collapse. If you control the terms, you control the search. So if you use someone else’s manual, you will get a message intended for them (and you).
Neither does Kazom. Jeannie only has one because, at the time she got transformed, that was part of her concept of what a genie looked like. Good thing she hadn’t been watching “Aladdin”, or she’d have blue skin and sound like Robin Williams.
And of course, Jeanie is standing just out of sight, but, with in ear short range so she can hear the wish and make it happen for more believably in the sight of Boss Hogg. So in Boss Hogg seeing what going on, he will see another Jeanie operation, which may kind of upset him just a bit.
Hahaha! Clever!
Also, I never get to do this.
FIRST!LAST!(Edit courtesy of Robert. Please never do that.)
That edit makes me so happy.
Ah, nobody would suspect a blonde genie with a mullet, pure genius!
This is a great plan! And it might go completely brilliantly!
OK, what is Luke doing? It looks like she is throwing something out from behind the wrecker truck but I’m not sure.
I think it is those tiny impact-sensitive firecracker things, to simulate the “poof” of a genie appearing.
Hmmm, since Hogg would get three wishes with a new genie, and he has only two left with Jean, then might he be willing to trade bottles?
You call that practically naked Bo?
Some people will feel naked just from wearing their underwear or any skimpy clothing, which is usually the case for a lot of genie fan art.
Well that’s a super low-cut top, and Bo’s never worn something like that before. I can totally see her feeling pretty naked.
She used to be a young Southern man – I have a hard time believing she hasn’t gone around wearing much less.
Well sure, but I imagine there’s a pretty big difference between going shirtless as a guy and going mostly-topless in the unfamiliar body of a woman.
I would be surprised if there wasn’t having new breats hanging off your chest would probably contribute to a sense of being naked even if you were wearing a sweater. Of course a lot of “genie wear” is usually transparent and very thin except for certain areas so that wouldn’t help.
Well I think we all see the obvious trick here but has anyone thought how BH might see this? He knows he got Jean’s bottle from this city slicker’s bag and now he’s told Neil has sold a second bottle to Cooter. Boss has got to wonder ‘how many bottles does this guy have?’ Three wishes per genie + someone who has enough bottles that he’s trying to sell them off = OMG!
Possibly the only smart thing to actually do with a genie bottle, at least assuming you can convince someone it’s real.
I have several wishes I’d be making if I got ahold of an occupied one.
Cooter has a genie that doesn’t twist wishes?
Boss should trade bottles!
(IS THAT THE PLAN?)
Is Cooters’ genie named Heineken?
Well I’d say her name was Victoria Bitters, but I don’t think they get that in America.
We have Victoria Bitter here, just not Red Back. The Aussies won’t export the good stuff.
We’ll start sending it when you guys stop drinking Fosters.
But Boss doesn’t yet know that Jeanie twists the wishes.
He suspects she does,that’s why he’s written a two page second wish.
Oh, this is pretty fucking COOL! 😛
Would that these genies came with instruction manuals—though they’d probably be translated badly from the Arabic or Persian…
There is a guide to genies, but the search feature is buggy and to fix it would require an understanding of multi-dimensional coding and a quantum reality processor.
Well, multidimensional coding is in practice simple enough, if you understand n dimensional gridworks with n charged nodes in various states of charge. Quantum reality is inherent, you can use your own subjective/objective translation matrix to define quantum processor for yourself; in practice you can outsource or do it yourself. For me, the definition is not necessarily in form but can be partly; the processor doesn’t have to be 3d.
As for the search feature, it isn’t buggy but it *is* open source; you can’t use it in a proprietal manner. This could be considered a ‘bug’ in a certain way; since the search feature is open access and open source, anyone can superimpose a partial search on your search. In practice they have to pass through your search gateway to do this, and for the most part you *do* have control, but there can be disturbing errors in search results sometimes, like advertising – Jean is advertising a gender switch for example – and browser hijacking; again the ‘hijack’ of someone’s gender.
Genies can be subject to military action and even military lockdown under certain conditions, which is why in your reality there is a shortage.
The good news is, if you agree to the terms, you can have a genie of your own. And indeed many people do have genies. They can be invoked and constrained with certain geometries; circles for d2 genies and spheres for d4 genies, in locl d3 terms though obviously different multidimensional geometries are needed for different genies. There are variations on form such as circle or sphere intersections, relatively speaking, and the pentagram, and the central nodes. These all have a role to play in genie containment.
In practice these are all linked to the totem, which has manifestation and teleportation for the genie unit included and a complimentary summoning measure – typically rubbing the lamp – in place to call the genie.
It should be noted that a term of service to the genie is a mutual contract. The genie signs up for a genie contract and gets the power, sometimes unfortunately a form shift is part of the contract, and an energy budget which can be used for extending genie life, relative to energy expended. This energy budget is the genie’s magic.
There is more in the manual, but I believe this demonstrates the suitability of the search function for your uses. The bugs, in short, are inevitable consequences of quantum processing, and are in fact *features*. They boil down to terms of quantum superposition, and terms of quantum waveform collapse. If you control the terms, you control the search. So if you use someone else’s manual, you will get a message intended for them (and you).
There’s something else, right there. Manuals always assume you know more about whatever than you actually do.
Thank God for the “For Dummies” books…wonder if there’s a “Genies for Dummies” book?
They do–remember when Jean granted Neil’s second wish and they got a Genie instruction manual on CD-ROM?
Been so long I’m starting to forget the continuity…
There is a ‘genies for dummies’ book, yes. Contact targ.collective@gmail.com for more details.
As I recall they do come with an instruction manual Neil read, its just that Jeanie doesn’t really work according to the manual.
They forgot to add the little hat-fez thingy.
I think that may be specific to Jeanie. Araceli and Lord Bat Poop don’t have one.
Neither does Kazom. Jeannie only has one because, at the time she got transformed, that was part of her concept of what a genie looked like. Good thing she hadn’t been watching “Aladdin”, or she’d have blue skin and sound like Robin Williams.
I am thinking scripting like Robin Williams but voice like Joan Rivers
Now *that* is some con job!
These slickters should run for congress.
FYI Happy Birthday Daisy Duke(Catherine Bach)
62 and still hot.
And of course, Jeanie is standing just out of sight, but, with in ear short range so she can hear the wish and make it happen for more believably in the sight of Boss Hogg. So in Boss Hogg seeing what going on, he will see another Jeanie operation, which may kind of upset him just a bit.
Bo outfit is color of general lee
Hmmm I wonder if that’s what happened to it?
Cooter: “I wish Boss Hogg was a waitress in the Boar’s Nest.”
Jean(n)ie (in the background): *poof*
That would be amusing.
This seems like the sort of plan you’d see in an old 80’s sitcom.
And, oddly enough, that’s exactly what the show was. Who’da thunkit?
HAHAHAHAHA