Jeanie Bottle 714
Dec28
on December 28, 2022
at 12:00 am
and modified on December 27, 2022. at 12:06 am
Chapter: Story 15: I Dream of Three Wishes
Characters: Jeanie
Oh no. Those poor “guys”…
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Oh no. Those poor “guys”…
Yeah, those two got screwed over but hey how will they prove they stole it anyway? And smart Jean walk away and wait for Neil to come home later.
They were in possession of the stolen goods.
Yes, even without proof of who was the thief, they can be charged with receiving stolen goods.
Seriously, they will probably be charged, but they won’t get convicted. Because to take the case to trial, the cops will have to try to explain to the judge how the money got there, and how these two doofuses managed to sneak it out of a locked property room right under the noses of the FBI. Without any plausible explanation of how any of that could happen, any defense attorney could tear the state’s case to shreds, and make it look like they were framing the two dweebs. So the charges will probably get quietly dropped after the prosecutor’s office realizes that the cops’ story is just as full of holes as that of the stoners.
is that Anderson in Panel 3? also, when will Jeanie fix all this mess?
No, its not Anne. The hair color is much to light a shade, plus their is a notable age difference for that police officer and Anne. The cop is much older looking than Anne.
What makes you think Jeanie will fix all this mess?
Jean has the right idea.
CHEESE IT
Looks like the memory erasure was effective on them as well. Since the girl doesn’t remember “How” she became a girl.
I wonder what their fate will be now that they have been arrested for their wishes?
They have no memory of how it happened. So they are technically victims.
… I would say they are victims even if they remembered it.
On reflection I agree.
The three of them did not come out of this well at all. Well, the coffee guy came off the best of the three as his crush now knows he likes her and she can find another coffee place or she can talk to him. The other two go down badly, the other guy was not even that demanding with his wishes. The former guy, now girl, has it the worst as she doesn’t even know what happened, even if they were a jerk. Can’t see how this can’t be a problem for Neil too as he lives there and the cops will want to know what he knows and how he is involved with the thief of the cars and money.
Considering they both were in possession of the stolen goods, have no memories of how they have, and obviously were doing drugs…
Yeah, I don’t think they’re going to evade any jail time.
Okay, but who sicced the cops on them? And was the money actually stolen? Counterfeit? Is it illegal to be turned into a hot chick by a Djin? Inquiring minds want to know!
Read the part before this one. It explains how and why the cops are there.
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Shouldn’t the female cop be arresting the red shirt person?
Why?
Because male cops avoid touching female arrestees when possible? It’s department protocol in most jurisdictions.
Oh, I’ve never heard of that.
I was wondering the same for this reason.
Yes, the police want to avoid accusations of sexual harassment, so unless the suspect is violently resisting, they want to refrain from the possibility of a male cop inappropriately touching a female suspect.
What about the other way around? The guy doesn’t seem any happier that it’s a female cop arresting him.
True, but fewer men press criminal charges against women for groping them than the reverse.
Speaking of which….
There was an unfortunate and inexplicable event in the news a few months ago.
A suspected road-rage woman was handcuffed and put in a police car by a police woman ♀️.
Then a wild train appeared.
Wasn’t really inexplicable. At his previous police department, the cop who parked his patrol car on the tracks had had complaints filed against him by fellow officers for being incompetent and lacking care for his own safety and the safety of others. He’d been recommended for demotion when the new police department hired him.
And I just know that as soon as Neil finds out about all this, he’s sending Jean back in time to go fix this mess.
At the very least because all that stolen money appeared in his room, making him an accomplice.
Who thinks to defend that it is not right to be disgusted at Jean at this point?
I’m sure Jean isn’t going to escape the repercussions of these actions entirely. What will Neil have to say about all this when he comes back after work to a crime scene?
I suspect she intends to fix it, at least.
the new girl should of just denied knowing about where the money came from. can’t get revenge behind bars.
New girl doesn’t remember because coffee guy’s wish.
Pretty powerful weed, that.
Yeah, changed her clothes and everything.
Question is whether Jeanie magnanimously changed all her ID and records along with her clothes. Or if the police are going to think she’s a mystery crazy woman claiming to be a missing (presumably murdered) male. Agent Andersen may come to the rescue here, though she has her work cut out for her since red shirt doesn’t even remember what happened.
Whelp, looks like Jeannie has made yet another mess with her powers.
Unrelated question, do the genies in this series take offense when others consider them to be twisted or con-artists who makes their owner’s wishes backfire on them?
We haven’t seen any evidence of wishes being twisted except by Jeanie, so that’s impossible to say without WoG from CD Rudd.
Jeanie, just poof everything back except for red shirt girl. No evidence,no case. Let the cops figure it out.
Jeanie could just send the cars and the money and the bong back where they came from. The police and Feds would have no evidence against the two hapless stoners since, miraculously, it seems it wasn’t missing in the first place. The police and agents are going to have to claim the whole things was a mistake. Jeanie, of course, leaves Red-Shirt exactly like she is… a hot aerobics instructor.
It will never come to this but could a defense attorney claim that they’re innocent because it’s impossible?
Car dealership guys, take the cars back and drop your charges or these cars will sit in the impound lot for 18 months.
Money sting guys, take the money back or explain to your supervisors how it left a secure facility while it gathers dust in an evidence room.
In a trial they lack the means, the opportunity and the motivation. There’s no case against them it would be unexplainable. Then again possession is 9/10 of the law… but yeah there’s no way to say how they managed it.
Being in possession of the cars and the money makes them prima facia guilty of receiving stolen goods, but there is no evidence that they participated in stealing it.
Yeah, and the charge of “receiving stolen goods” is *dramatically* less serious than steeling several millions dollars and two extremely expensive cars.
And actually, even the charge of receiving stolen goods requires that the state show how that could plausibly have happened. As soon as the prosecutors realize that the cops have no clue how the stuff could have been taken, and no plausible way of explaining how it got to be there, suddenly that makes it look like the cops were planting evidence. There’s no way that that case is going to trial, let alone getting a conviction.
Gotta watch out for that insidious dank-ass transgender weed xD
Yes, where can I get some?
Inquiring minds would like to know.
i guess when the guy wished we never met you dose the wish work like the spell that Doctor Strange did in Spider-Man No Way Home?
Foolishly, he didn’t wish that they’d never met Jeannie; he wished that (1) she would leave him alone, an (2) to forget that they had met her.
I think the way he phrased it, it could be interpreted as her doing the forgetting, but them doing it is plausible as well.
I believe she intentionally twisted his second wish, as she did with the Greek Captain’s wishes. Jeanie changed the effect from “I forget we ever met” to “THEY forget we ever met”.
I do believe that in this world there must be some kind of magical police version of the fbi that have their own wizards and stuff, because ye can’t keep these things secret.
But even then, these explenations are a little too far fetched even for them. At least if they said the magic word “we found a djinni lamp” they might have believed them, or at least called in some experts who could track the magical signatures.
But because they don’t remember, people will just dismiss what they say because that is the simplest explanation.
If Jeannie have any conscience she will try to fix this, to get them out of this mess. But I will give it at least a 33% possibility that she have turned into so much of a jackass djinn at this point that she despise the mortals enough to simply laugh at their misfortune.
I don’t think she’d laugh at them, but I definitely think she’d willfully ignore her fuckup and try to pretend it never happened.
Great new header by the way
Thanks.
New years eve dress. WOW
Jeanie’s whistling past the grave yard.
Jeanie just turned Red Shirt into a sexy female version of himself. He was his friend; now she is his girlfriend. Does that mean that Ms. Red Shirt has the same fingerprints that she had as man? That should give the cops — and a good defense attorney — something to think about.
For that matter, since nobody has any idea how the cars got to the house or where all that money came from, a conviction won’t be easy.
Besides, Jeanie may be vindictive, but is she vindictive enough to let the pair do a good many years in jail?
In the somewhat obscure superhero novel ‘Skye Sparkler’ a would-be comic artist magicaly
becomes the tween super she created.
Meanwhile, at her day job, the biometric door locks stil recognise her.
The first 4 chapters are a free download over at Divientart.
There’s also the question of whether the keys went with them or just the cars while the keys are still back at the dealership.
Yes, the keys are at the dealership.
Aren’t they stored in some high tech computerized cabinet that requires a password to open
and records when keys are removed and returned?
I saw one of those years ago.
Jean, your a nitwit
Honestly though, that’s some pretty impressive detective work to track this all down in less than a day.
I’m guessing the cars had GPS trackers, but even so, that’s some quick work.
I also suspect they wouldn’t remain in custody for very long. There will be no evidence to prove how any of that got there, so they can easily-enough avoid prosecution. Even charges for “accepting stolen goods” would be hard to stick, since there is no evidence they “accepted” them. Someone could have just parked the cars there.
The one dude was handling the cash, but that’s about it. If I were a judge, I wouldn’t even blame him for handling it and thinking he was a millionaire for five minutes.