Jeanie Bottle 30
Oct20
on October 20, 2009
at 12:00 am
and modified on October 13, 2022. at 8:04 pm
Chapter: Story 02: I Dream of Another Jeanie
Characters: Jeanie, Lord Guano
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Lord Guano? An unfortunate name, to be sure.
Like being named Richard Johnson. It is . . . unfortunate.
I might be able to top that.
I was watching Russel Peters comedy and learned that the women’s name “Laura” apparently means “penis” in Hindu.
I immediately thought of my sister’s school friend Laura…
…whose surname is Dicks.
Our region of Ontario has also had a massive influx of immigration from India over the last couple decades. You can’t pull up to a drive-through anywhere now without hearing an Indian accent.
Laura would be about 37 now.
…It’s almost like it was planned, somehow. A glorious but hilarious disaster in the making.