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Agent Anderson

Formerly male, Agent Anderson ran afoul of a "distraction" from Jeanie, and has since been stuck as "Anne Anderson". She's currently assigned to the Orlando office of DHS.

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Recent Appearance: I Dream of Another Jeanie Bottle - Page 16
First Appearance: Jeanie Bottle 221

Jean

Jean AKA Jeannie AKA Jeanie, is a film, book and magazine reviewer for a national magazine. Most of Jean’s work is done through e-mail, which means he does not have to go into the office. On a trip to find a gift for his girlfriend, Jean found a empty Genie Bottle. Upon picking up this bottle Jean became the bottle’s new genie powered occupant. Not only was Jean turned into a genie, but the bottle turned him into what he believed a genie of the bottle to look like, which due to his fascination with a classic 60s TV show turned into a bust young Blonde female.

Comics: 414
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First Appearance: Jeanie Bottle 1

Natalie

Jean's turned Neil into a woman so many times that she now counts as her own character. Rodge has a huge crush on her.

Comics: 92
Recent Appearance: I Dream of Another Jeanie Bottle - Page 16
First Appearance: Jeanie Bottle 11

Rodge

Neil's co-worker. Kindof a horn dog. Has a big crush on Neil's female alter ego, Natalie.

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Jeanie Bottle 228

Oct29
by Robert on October 29, 2013 at 12:00 am and modified on July 12, 2018. at 11:45 pm
Chapter: Story 05: I Dream of Las Vegas
Characters: Agent Anderson, Jean, Natalie, Rodge
└ Tags: Agent Anderson, Homeland, Jean, Natalie, Neil, Poof, Rodge
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  1. Bob-AW
    October 29, 2013, 1:09 am | # | Reply

    Haha…very nice dilemma to keep them occupied

  2. Valentine
    October 29, 2013, 1:12 am | # | Reply

    Well at least she isn’t 4.

    Jean may be the cause of a global population crisis if she isn’t careful.

  3. Teerack
    October 29, 2013, 1:50 am | # | Reply

    That’s hot… but sorta cruel >.<

    • khamya9
      October 29, 2013, 2:37 pm | # | Reply

      Indeed it is, in both cases. Unfortunately, once you have a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail.

  4. NoriMori
    October 29, 2013, 1:58 am | # | Reply

    What’s great about this art style is that people can go from male to female without you having to change their face. The transition is seamless and we can all get on with the story instead of figuring out how the faces work. XD

  5. Jayessell
    October 29, 2013, 2:16 am | # | Reply

    I thought the idea was to remove evidence?
    This is physical proof of an impossible event.
    Didn’t a previous strip mention fingerprints were unchanged
    in a gender swap?
    That person’s only hope of returning to normal is to
    GO TO COCOA BEACH AND FIND NATILIE!

    • Robert
      October 29, 2013, 2:38 am | # | Reply

      They don’t know that this gender change has anything to do with her. Sure, they can speculate, but they’ve already seen McGuyver reverse-kidnap their prisoner. They’re probably doubting their own sanity, now.

  6. Refugee
    October 29, 2013, 2:33 am | # | Reply

    Cruel, yes. Ill-considered, yes. Likely to cause serious problems in the real world–dang betcha.

    But right now I am grinning at the sheer justice of the thing. That poor girl is about to be subjected to exactly what she was planning to put Natalie through, only worse.

    • Casually Observant
      November 5, 2013, 3:51 am | # | Reply

      DHS is going to interrogate her in order to find out who she is and who she is working for?
      But they know that already!

  7. Inara
    October 29, 2013, 2:34 am | # | Reply

    Natalie seems to not be in any hurry to become Neil again.
    Maybe she likes being Natalie more.

    • Robert
      October 29, 2013, 2:38 am | # | Reply

      I would have no problem with this. 🙂

    • Fairportfan
      October 29, 2013, 5:51 am | # | Reply

      Hasn’t been a lot of time yet.

  8. Fairportfan
    October 29, 2013, 5:52 am | # | Reply

    I do like the Girl in Black’s LONG ponytail.

  9. Casually Observant
    October 29, 2013, 6:01 am | # | Reply

    So, they still have the file, they just can’t find it.

    They have Neil’s fingerprints and know where s/he is from, also that s/he has an engineering background.

    And now they have a clue that this non-existent person of interest may not always have been female, as evidenced by the spontaneous Ranma½ one of their collegues has undergone.

    No, they certainly will never find Neil now.

    • Fairportfan
      October 30, 2013, 2:35 am | # | Reply

      Ummm … what makes you think that fingerprints necessarily stay the same, given all else that changes?

      • Amber Thompson
        October 30, 2013, 3:44 am | #

        Jeanie, isn’t that smart.

  10. Commotion22
    October 29, 2013, 7:23 am | # | Reply

    Oh, Yeah! That’ll distract them! 😀

  11. Senko
    October 29, 2013, 7:34 am | # | Reply

    And while the audience is focused on the new brunette they miss the sudden appearance of “Black Haired Girl”.

    • Ty294
      October 29, 2013, 8:49 am | # | Reply

      You’re right… you can see a very subtle change in the other guy’s face in the second-to-last panel…

      • Amber Thompson
        November 1, 2013, 3:33 am | #

        I see no change.

  12. Rock
    October 29, 2013, 7:39 am | # | Reply

    😮 … Jean is swiftly becoming a one-trick pony… and (s)he has been a jerk for a while now.

    • Jimmy ridge
      October 29, 2013, 10:01 am | # | Reply

      Looks like she wants everyone to suffer the way she’s suffering

    • poof
      October 31, 2013, 1:15 am | # | Reply

      It appears Jean doesn’t know how to do too much genie-ing. Her training courses didn’t cover much. Once she learned how to change someone’s clothing, change their gender, and relocate them… that’s about all she cares to do.

  13. Ty294
    October 29, 2013, 8:49 am | # | Reply

    So begins the greatest government cover-up in human history.

  14. Regrem Erutaerc
    October 29, 2013, 1:12 pm | # | Reply

    Nice. Too bad it didn’t show a better look at the black haired girl too. But still, very nice plot twist.:D

  15. Marscaleb
    October 29, 2013, 1:36 pm | # | Reply

    That’s just mean.
    You could have just poofed their memory instead, or bothered to do some real work to find out where this started.
    That man could have had a family.

    • Anthony-lion
      October 29, 2013, 3:00 pm | # | Reply

      Don’t worry…
      A lot more women are bisexual than men are, so if he was married, he might find that his wife is still interested…

      Also, maybe there’s some sort of SEP-field going around, so that most of the more peripheral aquaintances doesn’t may notice bud doesn’t react, kind of like the stoners at the post office?
      (SEP = Someone Else’s Problem)

      • Not sitting down or shutting up
        October 29, 2013, 7:44 pm | #

        Except that some people might have moral/religious qualms with that. Not that he necessarily does, but it is a possibility.

    • Elfguy
      October 29, 2013, 10:41 pm | # | Reply

      Well there are plenty of nastier things she could have done instead of just whipping out the Ka-Girl spell again.

    • Casually Observant
      October 31, 2013, 3:47 am | # | Reply

      Messing with other people’s minds is against Da Rules. And magically messing with memory probably falls under that.

      It all started when a person that doesn’t officially exist boarded a plane in Cocoa Beach. There, how will that help with getting Natalie out of that pickle?

    • Elfguy
      October 31, 2013, 7:40 pm | # | Reply

      Odd. I’m pretty sure I didn’t use any naughty words…how did my post get flagged for moderation?

  16. SageM
    October 29, 2013, 2:29 pm | # | Reply

    I wonder if this will come back to bite them in the butt later….

    • Jayessell
      October 29, 2013, 10:34 pm | # | Reply

      Almost certainly.
      Well, we don’t know what’s happened to the fishermen and their captain.
      That gold should have set them up in new lives, and one of them had 20 years or so added to their life expectancy.
      Um yeah, somewhat inconvient to their lifestyle… Probably.

  17. Frith Ra
    October 29, 2013, 4:32 pm | # | Reply

    Now to really drive the guy crazy have him/her change every time the word “Cocoa” is spoken. Then he may be able to have a relatively normal life except that he’d have to be careful around Starbucks & this case.

  18. The Shade
    October 29, 2013, 4:37 pm | # | Reply

    lol So that’s the new issue, eh? XD

  19. jmucchiello
    October 29, 2013, 6:20 pm | # | Reply

    It’s times like this when I wish Jeanie Bottle were the 3/week comic and SailorSun 1/week.

  20. Robert Nowall
    October 29, 2013, 6:37 pm | # | Reply

    And suddenly Agent X found he needed a whole new wardrobe…

  21. Ty294
    October 29, 2013, 7:43 pm | # | Reply

    Gotta hand it to Rodge… he’s lasted a long time without getting poofed…

    • Robert
      October 30, 2013, 3:57 am | # | Reply

      Hah! That’s a good point. I bet he’s got a pooffin’ coming in his future, though.

      • Ty294
        October 30, 2013, 4:46 pm | #

        T’would be a strange irony if the guy who *really* deserves it most somehow never gets it.

        Not that any of us really expect it to happen that way. XD

  22. Doggypoo
    October 29, 2013, 11:04 pm | # | Reply

    I’m beginning to think Jeannie might have a serious case of being the tg closet since she seems to go out of her way to change every other guy she meets into a girl. Though really this is just a short term solution because wouldn’t a documented case of a guy randomly going into a physical transformation cause some X-files types to go down and try to investigate all this? The clues do point to the mystery woman of cocoa beach and Richard Dean Anderson having something to do with the laws of phsyics suddenly being broken.

  23. It's Me
    October 29, 2013, 11:10 pm | # | Reply

    A very interesting crash and burn.

  24. FearlessFerret
    October 30, 2013, 3:30 am | # | Reply

    Perhaps the new girl is a Natalie look-alike.
    That way the remaining male agent has someone to hand over without people doubting his sanity 🙂

  25. scifi_chic
    October 30, 2013, 4:41 am | # | Reply

    There have been several comments about the black-haired agent changing genders, and I have to wonder about this. First of all, the “poof” seems to happen next to/behind him. Secondly, his hair length/style doesn’t change; I know that isn’t definitive proof, but the brunette agent’s hair does, so it is suggestive.

    • Pete
      October 30, 2013, 7:40 am | # | Reply

      Check the eyes, though. In panel six her eyes have changed.

    • Senko
      October 30, 2013, 11:21 am | # | Reply

      Specifically the little eyelashes that tend to indicate female characters.

    • Senko
      October 30, 2013, 11:21 am | # | Reply

      I was actually joking though till Pete made that comment about the eyes so now I’m not sure as the startled exclamation covers his/her chest.

  26. jaimehlers
    October 30, 2013, 12:45 pm | # | Reply

    Just what kind of idiotic goofballs work for Homeland Security, anyway? I mean, really. Natalie as a terrorist suspect?

    I could see being suspicious of her being, say, an undocumented alien or something like that, but a terrorist suspect?

    • jmucchiello
      October 31, 2013, 2:20 am | # | Reply

      Terrorist. Spy. Whatever.

    • Casually Observant
      October 31, 2013, 3:40 am | # | Reply

      He probably just wanted to spook her into confessing something, anything, by starting with the most outrageous accusation possible.
      (Reciprocation, or “give a little, take a little”. Which probably wouldn’t work on Neil, who is a dedicated engineer, and the laws of physics don’t negotiate.)
      Or maybe the agent wanted to be able to detain her indefinitely.

    • Shirou Zhiwu
      November 3, 2013, 6:35 pm | # | Reply

      If the DHS hired smart people, they would have fixed the “Do Not Fly List” ages ago.

  27. Cheetaur
    October 30, 2013, 1:22 pm | # | Reply

    So did they both get turned into women?

    • Gabe Puratektua
      October 31, 2013, 2:45 pm | # | Reply

      I hope so

  28. Archi
    October 31, 2013, 3:52 am | # | Reply

    It would be more justice if both of them changed, though it could be hard to explain to the wife and kids.

  29. SGT Lewis
    October 31, 2013, 5:57 am | # | Reply

    The gender swap isn’t bad for a distraction, but instantly drunk with some hallucinates and beer bottles as evidence in the area could work just as well. Would probably get those agents drug tested and fired though.

    • jmucchiello
      October 31, 2013, 11:48 am | # | Reply

      Yeah, you wouldn’t want to ruin their lives by getting them fired. Ruin it by having them inexplicably change sex. Much better.

  30. jmucchiello
    October 31, 2013, 11:49 am | # | Reply

    Just realized Jeanie left out the part where the new woman is standing on stage at a strip club. (Or is that reserved strictly for Natalie?)

    • Archi
      October 31, 2013, 12:25 pm | # | Reply

      That would have been nice touch 😉

  31. Nobody
    October 31, 2013, 4:59 pm | # | Reply

    Jean is a fool. She doesn’t realize all her quick fix schemes backfire on her. I wish karma would bite her in the rear instead of others constantly suffering for her actions.

    • Robert
      November 1, 2013, 2:42 am | # | Reply

      I dunno, she’s gotten pretty screwed over several times. The whole Lord Guano thing, getting ghost-ified due to trying to mess with free will, and getting stuck at the bottom of the ocean were pretty bad for her.

      Things worked out for her afterwords, but if they hadn’t, the story would be over.

  32. Valentine
    November 2, 2013, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    Now what would be really interesting, is if WIB is only a woman when the two of them are alone together. The rest of the time he is back to his normal self.

    Or if they just see each other as female, but themselves as normal.

  33. gildsoul
    November 2, 2013, 10:16 pm | # | Reply

    To investigate the strange incident the two agents might be sent to Coco Beach. Other agents would make obvious jokes about the X Files.

    The male agent would be compared to Mulder and the now girl agent jokingly told to dye her hair orange and act like Scully.

    Really tick them off too.

  34. Greg White
    November 3, 2013, 7:09 pm | # | Reply

    Please bring back the blue haired genie Araceli I think that she’s really pretty.I compared her fondness for Neil during the short time she served him to Lima syndrome and Stockholm syndrome in which captors and captives connect with each other.

    • Valentine
      November 4, 2013, 2:51 am | # | Reply

      That story is being mailed in.

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