Jeanie Bottle 729
Mar28
on March 28, 2023
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and modified on March 27, 2023. at 11:17 pm
Chapter: Story 16: I Dream of Nostalgia
Ah, yes. All that human sex Jeanie has been wanting to have. Definitely.
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Ah, yes. All that human sex Jeanie has been wanting to have. Definitely.
So only Guano can be the future father.
Neither of them is going to enjoy the experience, that’s for sure.
Probably not, unless they take Lahab up on her offer to “fix” that little problem.
I’m not sure Lahab has the power to do that. Theoretically Jeanie may be the most magically empowered genie in the world because of all the stollen power she still retains after Blue’s rampage, and Guano is a Lord. Lahab may have just said that to give Jeanie a reason to believe that she can not only live but fit in. If it was that simple, they would have fixed Guano long ago.
I think Jeanie didn’t had that much power when Lahab was telling her that.
This was after Blue was defeated, so yes… she does.
If you go back and look at comic 602, Lahab offered to fix Jean’s hatred for Guano. So attitudes can be changed. We tend to presume Lahab’s fix will involve magic but it could be as simple as getting to know each other better, or convincing Jean the benefits outweigh the costs. As for power I’m assuming that any magic fix would require Jean’s cooperation because Lahab said “our” ability to fix, not “my” ability to fix, and given the overall context and the need to keep the main reasons Jean & Guano would object to being mated on the down low I assumed “our” meant “you and me kid”.
Free will is a human gift … I suspect genies do not have that luxury. The higher you up the ranks the more will you can exert on others… but even one’s own will is subject to those above you … except for Haji.
… and guano was going to become haji I think?
Genies have a limited amount of free will. They’re free to interpret poorly worded wishes to suit their mood or personality and when not “owned” by a master/mistress they are pretty much free to wander wherever they want. Obviously, there’s a hierarchy in their society just like any other, with laws and punishments.
I agree, though, that when Guano becomes Haji, Jeanie might have to change her ways… drastically, because as a Genie Lord he would have the power to confine her in her bottle (maybe, she does have all that power she inherited by defeating Blue).
At least Kazom got some laughs.
He could use some.
True. Funny how many think he is just a jerk, and to be fair that’s probably true.
But he is also the genie who had to convince the woman of his life to marry other, lose his best friend to Blue and later give up his own power and position. All for the greater good.
Well, at least she doesn’t have to worry about getting a prescription for birth control.
Still, she really should have been at least tipped off by the fact that genie-Natalie hadn’t gotten pregnant, despite having copious amounts of sex. Although, being Jean, she may not have given a moments’ thought about anyone but herself.
> Although, being Jean, she may not have given a moments’ thought about anyone but herself.
I don’t think that’s fair. She made the sacrifice she’s referring to in this conversation to save her friend from the horrible life she’d been subjected to because of Jeanie’s time-fuckup.
Genie Natalie didn’t have a “Lightbulb Genie baby thing” in her
O… K… So…
Why did she think she was pregnant?
From what Kazom says, cycles don’t seem very relevant with no ovulation, so it sounds like there’s nothing to be absent.
I can easily imagine that Jean simple never thought of that. If an important topic never comes up, it’s very easy to forget it exists.
“I’ve gone without a period since February 18, 2009. If I’m that late, I must be pregnant!”
Because she has a Hubun Jadid within her, a thing that she knows is related to Genie reproduction
Did she enjoy diddling herself?
Was it enough fun to want to repeat it, now that she knows she won’t get pregnant?
Definitely not with that Jean guy. But have you noticed how she sometimes reacts around Neil?
Besides how much time she spent pestering him for sex back when she was sleep deprived, you mean?
Okay Neil, put down that shark and drop your pants. Jeanie is ready.
> Did she enjoy diddling herself?
I was being sarcastic. 🙂
Why not? It would be the ultimate act of narcissism, and Jean is certainly a narcissist.
I wouldn’t be a fan of genie erotic arousal; it’s kinda of a trope that I think is done to death frankly. I’ll stick around for lore and other plot devices that you can imagine for genie culture instead, thanks.
Now give some of that magical nature to Natalie. Or Tiffany in MC.
I imagine it’s done like the Q in Star Trek
Janeway really missed out.
Yes. Yes she did.
If only Jean had access to some kind of “Care and Feeding of Genies” manual that has information on types of genies and their biology. This kind of information would most likely be in that kind of book.
They do have that as a e-book but only Neil has been seen accessing it. Maybe it’s for masters only and Jean is too embarrassed to ask Neil to look up certain subjects.
Jeanie was supposed to read the manual – she couldn’t be bothered. So Neil read it.
What biology? 😉
Does that mean there won’t be a baby shower?
Not until Jeanie and Guano come to terms and do the deed.
Neil, only buy one king size bed for the house. You lucky dog.
Nah, they will just keep teasing the relationship as usual. Not funny if they just admit their feelings like mature adults.
It doesn’t help Jeanie still refuses to admit her current feminity and Neil has the awareness of a signal post.
There is an old, old saying…hxxL has no fury like a woman scorned. Kasom, that was a big mistake to laugh at her.
Don’t overreact – he’s not scorning her. I think she got it – he gave her good news.
Btw – I won’t be surprised if “coupling” with Guano is way different than with mortals.
This is the Internet, Gary. You’re allowed to say “hell”.
My wife won’t let me use that kind of language.
Define by magic. Does time travelling to fuck one’s past self after multiple time loops count? Because that is a lot of damn magic.
It must be magic done specifically to make her pregnant.
Yeah, that was my interpretation.
Genies definitely are biologically different from humans, probably sufficiently so as to not be inter-fertile by default. You might recall how in the IDOJ show, genies had green blood corpuscles, for example.
Green blood? They’re Vulcans?
Children of the Azure light …
I guess I am the only one who got it right.
“richd3668
March 21, 2023, 9:51 pm | # | Reply
My reading of Jeannie’s confession to Kazom is she has the Hubun Jadid inside her. She just had sex with her male self and she is worried that male Jean’s sperm could fertilize the Hubun Jadid. Could be much ado about nothing. It could be that a human cannot fertilize the Habun Jadid.”
Too bad I did not take bets on it
wonder if this give her the idea to enjoy herself now
“I Dream of an Instruction Manual?”
“I Dream of Jeannie Having the Patience to Read It”.
Kind of a pipe dream. 😉
License for unlimited Snu Snu? This may not end well…
What about male genies getting human females pregnant? Powerful magical beings of the male persuasion getting (good looking) human females pregnant is a common source of historical drama. (I’m looking at you, Zeus.)
Presumably, they can, but it requires Magic, as Kazom said.
Male genies probably don’t have sperm. They’re beings of magic, after all. They may look human, but they’re not.
There is still hope. Did the blue Dijnn actually mate with Guano before Jeanie took over?
They went through the binding ritual, but we have no indication that they completed the offspring-creating one. Lehab would have mentioned that Jeanie was already with child if she were.
No April Fools joke this year?
Not here, but The Melvin Chronicles had one.
What if Kazom is lying?
Possible, though he doesn’t seem inclined to do that unless there’s a truly compelling reason. His normal approach seems to be [very blunt] honesty.
In this case what’s the lightbulb thing inside her?
What if Neil over hears and he’s jealous? He’s still a man, right.
What if Araceli finds out Jeanie is having woman sex now and feels threatened, that her dream master who is just out of reach may once and for all be stolen away from her?
All these questions and more… Like, why isn’t this a conversation that Jeanie is having with her best friend, after all Natalie is practically one of the girls?
> In this case what’s the lightbulb thing inside her?
The Hubun Jadid, which the Blue Djinn stole back when he was still possessing Jeanie’s body, and she went to Haji’s Palace. It’s *some* kind of magical artifact that makes genie reproduction possible, but we know very little else about it.
> What if Neil over hears and he’s jealous? He’s still a man, right.
Hell, what if Jeanie’s like “Oh awesome, I can have all the sex I want with no consequences! I’m going to get Neil into bed so I can finally learn *why* my girlfriend said he was amazing in bed that time I turned him into me.”
> What if Araceli finds out Jeanie is having woman sex now and feels threatened, that her dream master who is just out of reach may once and for all be stolen away from her?
Oh that’s a scary thought…
> What if Araceli finds out Jeanie is having woman sex now and feels threatened, that her dream master who is just out of reach may once and for all be stolen away from her?
Oh that’s a scary thought… <
Yes, scary, but would Araceli actually have the stones to do something harmful to Guano's wife and future Mrs. Haji?
As to Drake's last point, Natalie may be one of the girls but she's still Jeanie's best male friend inside. Jeanie isn’t the sort to broach that subject to a best buddy.