Jean AKA Jeannie AKA Jeanie is a film, book, and magazine reviewer for a national magazine. Most of Jean’s work is done through email, which means he doesn't have to go into the office.
On a trip to find a gift for his girlfriend, Jean found an empty Genie Bottle. Upon picking up this bottle, Jean became the bottle’s new genie-powered occupant. Not only was Jean turned into a genie, but the bottle turned him into what he believed a genie of the bottle should look like. Which, due to his fascination with a classic 60s TV show, turned him into a busty blonde woman.
Y’know, this whole thing started when they tried to make her bottle a bong. So you could say this began in a puff of smoke, and it’s ending in another puff of smoke.
Yes… there’s nothing like committing a felony (theft and attempted vandalism of an antique, possibly with historical or cultural significance) and reaping the rewards for it (twisted wishes).
A slight lapse in logic occurred to me, only today. He wished for Jeanie to leave him alone and forget they ever met—he didn’t wish for himself to forget.
Y’know, this whole thing started when they tried to make her bottle a bong. So you could say this began in a puff of smoke, and it’s ending in another puff of smoke.
Yes… there’s nothing like committing a felony (theft and attempted vandalism of an antique, possibly with historical or cultural significance) and reaping the rewards for it (twisted wishes).
Fella, that might just be the smartest wish you could ever have made. You had a narrow escape. Your buddies, not so much.
But with the “We” never met, does that not cancel out the wishes they made?
I’m guessing someone is now very confused as to why she’s a girl.
HA! I called it! Last installment, I said, “He might just wish to be rid of Jeannie…”
Damn, I wish I wish there was some way to make book on this.
If you join the Discord, you may find people who will actually take bets like this.
A slight lapse in logic occurred to me, only today. He wished for Jeanie to leave him alone and forget they ever met—he didn’t wish for himself to forget.
It’s worded poorly enough that Jeanie could interpret it as them forgetting instead of her.
Hey, that’s only 2.