Jeanie Bottle 695
Sep06
on September 6, 2022
at 12:00 am
and modified on December 27, 2022. at 1:22 am
Chapter: Story 15: I Dream of Three Wishes
Characters: Jeanie
Oh this is definitely a great first impression.
Taking odds on which of these three doofuses gets ka-girl’d first!
Jean makes your revenge quick. Because after what you been through you deserve some fun.
Jeannie seems to be doing okay (before the whole getting wet part) despite what happened in the last chapter.
it’ll be Who’s On First, What’s On Second, and I Don’t Know’s On Third. (if you’ve seen Abbot and Costello, you’d get the gag.)
Ka-girl-ing will be too good for those. How about a ka-frog-ing?
Is Back to School Jeannie in the banner a hint as to what she’s going to do to these guys? 🙂
Hahaha, maybe. Or possibly just that it’s back-to-school time IRL. Who knows!
She definitely plans on teaching them a lesson!
They are holding the bottle, so one of them will be Jeanie’s new master.
Poor boy.
Actually, I thought the banner was simply something different, pulled from March (pre-St. Patrick’s Day based on the plaid skirt), as a change of pace.
Wouldn’t the skirt be mostly green for St. Patrick’s Day?
Ok, Jeanie… NOW you can turn them into Chihuahuas.
Unless I’m mistaken, wouldn’t damaging the bottle, damaged Jeannie as well.
You think they have anything magic enough to actually drill into genie bottle?
I’d say the 2 morons who wanted to start getting high get ka-girl’ed, sent to that club Natalie always gets poofed to, and are forced to work there for 2 months.
She’ll be stoned but very clean.
You have never cleaned a bong or even spilled the water out of one, have you? They’re filthy, being essentially filters, as CD notes in his response to jutras, just below.
I suppose if I knew what a bong is this would all make more sense?
“A bong (also known as a water pipe) is a filtration device generally used for smoking cannabis, tobacco, or other herbal substances”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bong
She is so cute when she is soaking wet. And mad.
I expected the silk chiffon of her costume to be a bit more…clingy…when soaked like that.
Bet both of them will be turned into mermaids.
Same here.
What happens if they rub the lamp?
Since Jeanie is already present, I think all that would happen is that she emerges from the bottle.
That, plus she is required to grant them the standard three wishes.
Assuming this universe uses the same rules as the IDoJ TV show universe, she needs to be locked in a container for a certain period of time (2 days I think?) before someone opening the container becomes her new master. So these two will be facing the full unadulterated wrath of Jeanie. (Which of course could lead to more future shenanigans, once they learn that Neil has a genie.)
There was an episode of IDoJ in which Maj. Heely stole the bottle and immediately started getting his desires granted. I don’t say wishes because I don’t think he actually made any that I can remember.
Don’t forget that Boss Hogg became Jeanie’s master for a short while, during the I Dream of a General storyline. And if I recall correctly, all he had to do was pick up her bottle.
If you have a genie, money should not be a problem, even if you’ve compunctions against outright counterfeiting. Tomorrow’s Wall Street Journal or MegaMillions numbers should do.
The main risk is getting too greedy and attracting attention.
Neil’s apartment got trashed, but why does he have to share a house with stoner/idiots? These jerks make Rodge look like Einstein.
I agree. Thing is, what do you think a stoner is going to wish for?
Probably wish for another bong
Their first instinct is to find a DRILL and laboriously vandalise Neil’s property? Get a plastic bottle from the fridge and a knife.
Well, they ARE stoners, after all. You expect intelligent thought?
I would guess trying to modify or damage a genie bottle is a dangerous thing.
I think Jeannie is about to get screwed…
I’m thinking the stoners will have the potential to be screwed in the near future.
Maybe CD is planning to turn this comic into a harem manga. You know the genre, one guy living with a bunch of girls and lots of “tension” between them but nothing ever happens. 😉
Star Trek banner cool.
Woo, Lower Decks Jeanie!!! (To explain for the record: on 8 September 2022, the header on this page had Jeanie wearing the type of uniform from Star Trek—Lower Decks—command branch, to be clear. 8 September is the anniversary of Star Trek’s original series first airing on television. And in recent years, from this posting, there has been an event revealing new upcoming Star Trek content on this day.)
At least she isn’t dressed out as the Initial Episode Kirkbait-of-the-week, the Salt Vampire!
Remember the Salt Vampire was seen differently by everyone in the landing party and then aboard the Enterprise. This is quite consistent with Jeanie’s many appearance changes.
Phaser is set to stun-ning
Hahahah. 🙂
I noticed Jeannie’s costume – nice shout-out to Star Trek! I debued September 9, 1966.
Why am I now imagining Barbara Eden in an episode of ST:TOS?
And why is that episode Mirror Mirror?
Good choice.
Dude #1-you are holding something that can shatter when dude #2 hits it with the drill. You will either get your hands sliced open or that drill bit will hit you in the knee cap. Doctor Jeanie to the rescue.