Q & A with Jeanie Bottle Cast
Jul29
Once again, we’re going to have, “Q & A” thread.
Post your questions to any Jeanie Bottle cast member. Cast members will be periodly on to answer questions posed to them.
Please limit posts to a single cast member question, so other cast members can be blocked from reading things they shouldn’t be reading.
(No SailorSun.org or Neko Sister questions, as they will have there own, Q & A over at SailorSun.org and no Melvin and Gang questions, as they are in California and Jeanie Bottle cast is in Cocoa Beach, Flordia)
Also, no spoilers will be given, so if your expecting to get spoilers, it’s not going to happen.
Neil, have you gone through the genie manual looking for hints, or outright directions, on how to be a good master? I mean, isn’t it titled, “Care and Feeding of Your Genie” rather than “How to be a Genie”?
Forget the ham sandwich–have you given any thought to making wishes that would lead Jeanie to respect you? That would make your lives together better?
If you could get Jeanie’s respect, even affection, would you marry her? (Don’t forget to leave the word “obey” in her vows).
Wow. Long question 50srefugee.
Have I read the manual? No, It’s huge and it causes by computer to keep crashing when I try to use the find feature. The manual came with an audio book version of ” The Proper Care and Feeding of Genies”. I listened to it, but I don’t think it’ll work with Jean. She’s not really an average genie.
Jean respects me… in her own way. She respects me when I don’t make demands of her.
Marry Jean? I don’t think Jean would be right for me. That’s excluding the fact that she was a guy before this whole mess and is my best friend.
Neil, I’m sure there’s been many, but what’s your _least_ favorite Natalie moment?
And, from another angle, what’s your most favorite Natalie moment, though there’s maybe less to choose from, there?
Hmmm… Least favorite would have to be either the stripper pole, or appearing at Rodge’s building in a nightie. I can’t think of a most favorite, though I really got into the soaps when Jean left me at Natalie, while she was in Vegas.
Greek Sailors-
How much money did the whole “solid gold fish” haul net you? I imagine a pretty considerable amount, especially in Greece’s current situation.
Additionally, what are the two of you planning on doing with your new lives and new-found wealth?
And finally, did the younger of you two get adopted by the older one? How is that working out with your recent spell reversal?
First, my lawyer instructed me to not discuss the gold. But It was a lot of money.
What did I do with the money? I bought a house. I hired a crew to fish for us. And I just do things around the house.
Finally, I did adopt her. though she has the mind of an adult male. She has the body (personality and emotions) of a young girl. So Technically I had to adopted her.
The strange reversal only lasted a few minutes. Lucky too. The mailman was at the door, and the spell reverted before she got him upstairs.
* translated from Greek.
I’m surprised you didn’t just buy Greece.
Oh, the reversal only lasted a short time? That’s too bad… it could have been interesting to have you both dealing with yet another major, permanent change in your lives.
The mail man still got upstairs.. Didn’t he Cap?
I hope I don’t grow up with that sex drive.
Ohhh… Another Pony show is on!
* translated from Greek.
Hey Shizzach…
Are you cute? You live in Greece sweety? Want ta come visit… 😉
Think I’ll pass…
Jean/Jeanie
You were a Cis male before the whole genie thing but now you are literally a male trapped in a female’s body. As a genie you are stuck on a short leash by Guano and literally are expected to serve Niel though luckily Niel does not seem to take advantage of you. Recently you were trapped in your own bottle by Araceli and it seemed to have some major effects on you.
Basically what I am getting at here is that you seem to keep ending up in situations where you have lost your freedom, You are an all mighty genie with Phenomenal Cosmic Powers and an itty bitty living space… You are trapped in servitude, sometimes trapped in your bottle, and you are trapped in your own body.
My question for you Jean is, With this curse that has been cast upon you, regardless of what benefits it brings, if it was your only chance of going back to normal and being your original male self with all the freedoms you enjoyed before finding the bottle, would you willingly pass the burden on to someone else? Would you be able to live with yourself knowing that you selfishly took away another person’s freedoms, the same freedoms you lost and know the pain associated with not having them.
This is clearly hypothetical, I do not currently have the technology to transfer your situation to another person and restore you to your former glory. That may take me a few more weeks.
Anyways I find that working with humans tends to lead to discussions of “good” and “evil” and “playing god” so I thought I would scientifically gauge how you would feel in such a situation.
Thanks for taking the time to read this question!
Hell YES! Anything to be a male again!
For Neal,
Why don’t you wish Jean to be a guy and not a girl? That way he can at least try to have a normal life, and Araceli might leave you alone.
I think we tried that when Jean was first turned into a genie. It didn’t work.
For Belle:
This is PURELY hypothetical, but how would you react if your boyfriend was (apparently permanently) turned into a female genie?
First, Genies do not exist, just like Mermaids and witches don’t exist.
Second, why would my BOYfriend be turned into a FEMALE Genie?
Have you ever seen a physiologist about these notions?
For Jean:
Do you regret trying to seduce Neil last chapter?
Yea… I’ve doing everything I can to forget that ever happened.
Lack of sleep can make people do crazy things.
For Mrs. Eden:
Are you aware of the shenanigans your neighbors get into?
What kind of Shenanigans? I prefer not to snoop on my neighbors. I have noticed Edna across from me, with extra newspapers. I wonder where she gets them from.
For Jean([n]ie):
What’s your favorite cosplay you used your powers for? Which one do you think would suit “Natalie” the most?
Cosplay… I don’t cosplay… 😳
I think Neil would look good as one of thoseDisney princesses… he’d have to wear that dress all day… hehehehe…
Given the Arabian theme you’ve inadvertantly got going on, maybe “Natalie” might make a good Jasmine.
OR….! Sleeping Beauty. I’m sure Rodge would be happy to help wake her with a kiss.
Ooo oo ooo, I want to see Natalie as Belle! She’d look so great in gold!
Araceli:
You are the genie of my dreams! You need a master who will keep you busy with wishes and give you all the affection that ZERO Neil never gives you! Maybe you could conjure your bottle to my place tonight? Drop that zero and get with a hero!
My master is NOT a zero! He is a HERO! He’s the bestest master I’ve ever had! And I’m devoted to being the bestest genie he’s ever had.
Lord Guano,
What punishments would you suggest for a genie supervisor that does a bad job?
Depends on how bad a job. Expulsion from being a genie Lord (like one cat I know). Bad enough, banishment and acursement.
Dear Jean, have you reconsidered telling Belle the truth? You clearly still have feelings for her and the thought of her dating other people seems to bother you. Maybe it’s time you told her the truth and if it doesn’t work out, maybe the two of you can move on
But i hope you and Belle can get back together.
PS:What do you think would have happened if Belle was your master instead of Niel?
Yea… telling Belle the truth leads to one possible outcome… I’ll turn into her class project for her physiology course. I prefer not to be the subject of some study.
Even if it means losing her?
Neil, how did the whole thing with Belle go? It must have been awkward since she thought you were Jean.
Very awkward. Belle has a very one track mind.
Araceli:
Why are you wearing heels now? I thought you would prefer something more comfortable.
Well… Heels make me taller. I think master likes heels too. (though he’s never said that. He’s too kind to ask it of me, but I want to please him).
Agent Anderson —
How is being a girl working out for you so far?
Horrible! I had to leave my family in Los Vegas. Not to mention the pain of looking like this.
For Belle.
Have you considered the possibility that Jeanie is attracted to women and not men? She always acts rather uncomfortable when you suggest to set her up with a guy and doesn’t seem to like that you think she is into Neil.
Classic denial. I seen the signs, Jean and Neil have a connection. They don’t know how to act on it, so they pretend to not be interested in each other.
Greek Captain
If i remember correctly, your wish included getting married and having some guy’s kid. How have you been able to resist the wish? You must have impressive will power.
Resist? It’s not resisting. It’s a lot of birth control. She’s up stairs with the guy she met at the store now.
Right, but she hasn’t married any of these guys.
Josh… cute name. Are you in Greece cutie?
Greek Girl.
Why do you give the Captain a hard time if you know it’s the wish that makes her sleep with guys?
Also, how has going back to school been like? Hopefully there hasn’t been an incident between a teacher and your adopted mother.
And finally, have you thanked her for adopting you? I mean if she hadn’t, you might’ve ended up in an orphanage.
Why give her a hard time? Cause it’s fun.
School sucks. I hated it before, and I hate it even more now. Expectually as a girl. Other girls are mean and sneaky. When I was a boy, we just beat each other up.
Have I thanked Cap? Yes, when we first moved in.
Lord Guano
is their a rule about genies steal other genies masters
Why would I care about some genie’s master? They are below my concern.
Araceli:
When someone frees a Jeanie/geanie from its bottle I know there’s three wishes but
Are there rules on what wishes you can’t wish for?
There are some.
Masters can’t wish for us to circumvent the Will of a human.
Masters cannot wish more wishes.
Genies cannot raise the dead nor kill a human.
Lord Guano
Since you’re a high ranking genie, perhaps you can answer these questions.
1) Whatever happened to the Dijin from the old myths? The genies that would sometimes kill the humans that freed them instead of granting wishes? Are their actions related to genies have so many rules now?
2) What is your stance on Literal Genies? Genies that grant what their masters say literally, but not out of malice. Are they at fault for not knowing their master was not being literal or is the master at fault for not wording a wish properly?
3) How frequent do humans get turned into genies. Be it intentionally or unintentionally and how does a genie lord like you notice when a new genie is a former human?
1) Some are still around. Some have been entrapped and some accursed.
2) As long as the Genie grants the wish. I don’t care if the human is not happy with the wish. That’s the human’s problem.
3) Not often. How does a Genie Lord tell? How do you tell a baby human from an adult. To us, it’s THAT obvious.
Neil
How were you able to resist Jean’s advances when she tried to sleep with you. Previously, it seems like you were attracted to Jean’s female body, you must have a strong will to not give in to temptation.
Whatever it was, it seems Jean is over it at least.
I just remembered, that this was Jean and Jean is actually a man in a women’s body.
Agent Anderson,
Are you aware of any other cases similar to yours, in the Bureau or out?