Oh boy… Neil’s having a breakdown over Jeanie’s recklessness.

The Official Kibble Burger Recipe
Can make 2 large burger patties or 4 smaller patties.

  • 1 Lb Ground Beef
  • 1 Egg
  • 1 Tbsp Worcestershire Sauce
  • 1 Tbsp Garlic Powder
  • 1/4 cup of maple syrup
  • Salt and Pepper to taste
  • 4 Cheese slices
  • 1 slice of bread worth of bread crumbs.
  • Montreal Steak Spice

Mix all ingredients except cheese slices and Montreal steak spice in a bowl.
Take the mix and divide into how many patties you want. Once you have it divided, divide the patties again, fold up a slice of cheese for each burger you’re going to prepare and place it into a half patty and place the other half on top to make a full patty. Use the Montreal steak spice to season the outside of the patty.
Cook on either BBQ or Frying pan until cooked all the way through.
Serve on a toasted bun with whatever condiments you want.