Jean AKA Jeannie AKA Jeanie, is a film, book and magazine reviewer for a national magazine. Most of Jean’s work is done through e-mail, which means he does not have to go into the office.
On a trip to find a gift for his girlfriend, Jean found a empty Genie Bottle. Upon picking up this bottle Jean became the bottle’s new genie powered occupant. Not only was Jean turned into a genie, but the bottle turned him into what he believed a genie of the bottle to look like, which due to his fascination with a classic 60s TV show turned into a bust young Blonde female.
A junior engineer, who works for a small engineering firm in Cocoa Beach. The firm focuses mostly on NASA projects.Neil is Jean’s best friend. When Jean was turned into a genie, Neil somehow became Jean’s master.
“Doris” might be better, because it means “A Doric person.” Although one thinks of it as a girl’s name, it can be a boy’s name, as in Doris Miller, who won a Navy Cross aboard the USS West Virginia on December 7, 1941.
On the other hand, “Ericka” might result from something like this:
HORNY STRIP CLUB PATRON: What’s your name, sweet cheeks?
DERICK: Derick…
HORNY STRIP CLUB PATRON: (hearing it as “Duh–Ericka.) Ericka?
DERICK: Yeah… Ericka.
HORNY STRIP CLUB PATRON: Is that your real name?
NATALIE: (being helpful) It’s her working name. She doesn’t have to tell you her real name. Don’t you know how these places work?
I’m expecting this news will make things much worse. Like Genies and witches are caught up in an eternal feud, driven to competition where ever they are or something. Mainly because I can’t see how these guy’s luck could have any situation become less complicated with a reveal.
Neil’s read the entire handbook, I think the problem’s more inside Jeanie’s head. Still I suppose she may know some random clause, depends if witch’s have the same implied immortality they get in the show.
Neil’s read the handbook, but I don’t see much evidence he’s absorbed it yet. This trick with the bottle is one of the few occassions he’s tried to use his knowledge.
In any event, I didn’t mean for Sam to advice Neil, but to sit Jeanie down and have a heart to heart girl talk. Jeanie’s the one who has no understanding of her situation.
Wait till they hear the rest of Jean’s backstory…
I’m rather hoping they do hear it the reactions should be entertaining especially if Sam thinks there’s something between Jeanie and Neil.
I like the way Sam is riding that stick. Just like the intro at the beginning of Bewitched!
I noticed the same thing! I don’t think Barbara Eden ever did it in a bathing suit, though. So Sam’s got that going for her.
Elizabeth Montgomery was the broom-rider. Barbara was Jeannie.
Whoops, brain fart.
So Sam weighs as much as a duck?
(Laughed out loud)
And therefore, is made of wood…
ROFL 🙂
And therefore Sam is made of wood. Jean might make that come true.
I think Sam would look great turned into polished mahogany stained a deep amber with a glossy polyurethane varnish coat.
A beautiful carved wood statue just perfect for a corner of the living room.
No no, they really DO need to fight – preferably in a wading pool full of jello while wearing bikinis. 😉
No no no, that’s what Natalie and Ericka need to do!
Does that work? “Ericka” as a feminized version of “Derick”? I can’t think of anything better, but I suck at this anyway.
“Doris” might be better, because it means “A Doric person.” Although one thinks of it as a girl’s name, it can be a boy’s name, as in Doris Miller, who won a Navy Cross aboard the USS West Virginia on December 7, 1941.
On the other hand, “Ericka” might result from something like this:
HORNY STRIP CLUB PATRON: What’s your name, sweet cheeks?
DERICK: Derick…
HORNY STRIP CLUB PATRON: (hearing it as “Duh–Ericka.) Ericka?
DERICK: Yeah… Ericka.
HORNY STRIP CLUB PATRON: Is that your real name?
NATALIE: (being helpful) It’s her working name. She doesn’t have to tell you her real name. Don’t you know how these places work?
I’ve heard the name Dericka before, as a feminisation of Derick.
Although it did involve a time-travelling patricidal hot sauce.
Hey Casually Observant, could I get a link to learn more about that?
I’m expecting this news will make things much worse. Like Genies and witches are caught up in an eternal feud, driven to competition where ever they are or something. Mainly because I can’t see how these guy’s luck could have any situation become less complicated with a reveal.
Well what springs to mind is both girls turning on their significant others for interfering even if it was in good cause.
The girls already have far too much power, and are far too impulsive.
The boys need to have at least some level of veto power, otherwise they’ll be reduced to mere pets.
Elizabeth Montgomery may not have ridden the broom in a bathing suit, but she was know to wear one while on other modes of transportation (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__P1bz4ZkkRA/TLuifKp6agI/AAAAAAAABUY/nC3tH7wzO1Q/s320/liz004a.jpg)
Sam strikes me as knowing something about genies.
She might actually be able to help.
Neil’s read the entire handbook, I think the problem’s more inside Jeanie’s head. Still I suppose she may know some random clause, depends if witch’s have the same implied immortality they get in the show.
Neil’s read the handbook, but I don’t see much evidence he’s absorbed it yet. This trick with the bottle is one of the few occassions he’s tried to use his knowledge.
In any event, I didn’t mean for Sam to advice Neil, but to sit Jeanie down and have a heart to heart girl talk. Jeanie’s the one who has no understanding of her situation.
“advise”, Ref, not “advice”. Gah.
I wonder if a few thousand years will be enough time for jean to wise up and lose the snark.
JEAN: Do I look like I’m dressed as a witch?
SAM: Weeell, there was my second cousin Shelly…
Well, she turned me into a newt.