By popular demand, we’re running another Q&A session for the JeanieBottle cast.
So for those that are new. Here’s how it works.
Step 1) Post your question (try to keep a question for only one cast member at a time, so we can block other cast members from seeing things they shouldn’t know about).
Step 2) Check back and see if your question was answered.
You can see previous Q&A sessions, https://jeaniebottle.com/?tag=qa
Have fun!
(No SailorSun.org or Neko Sister questions, as they will have there own, Q & As over at SailorSun.org and no Melvin and Gang questions, as they are in California and Jeanie Bottle cast is in Cocoa Beach, Flordia)
Also, no spoilers will be given, so if your expecting to get spoilers, it’s not going to happen.
hey, Lord Guano (if that is your name. let me guess, is your first name is Bat?)
besides you, are there any boy genies? if so, why can’t jean be one of them?
Rook, if that is indeed, YOUR real name.
Yes there are male genies. As for the pink blonde, she has chosen her own form. I do not care what form she had before.
Lord Guano, why don’t you take Jean’s powers away and turn him back into a man? It would save you the headache of a rebellious genie, and he’d get his life back.
I don’t shrug away from challenges and rebellious genies do not concern me. They will learn to fall in line.
Jeannie, do you personally like the color pink?
Not particularly.
Araceli, is Lord Guano REALLY your uncle? You two don’t look anything alike.
Yes. Lord Guano is my uncle.
We have similar eyes. Don’t we?
Hey Jeanie, why didn’t you turned that guy that was harassing you into a girl? That is what you usually do.
I’m trying to punish dirt bags in different ways.
Agent Anderson, has your family seen the new you, or has the government provided a cover story to keep it secret, i.e. “He’s on a secret mission overseas, and can only communicate via email.”
also, your hair might be longer than regulations might allow.
Yes they have. It’s one of the reasons I moved to Flordia. To try to find out HOW to reverse this.
Is that “yes” about the family or the gov. cover story?
To the greeks, how do you live/work when your appearance no longer matches your official ID? I would assume, as far as the state is concerned, you’re like undocumented immigrants.
You’ll be surprised what a ship full of gold can buy.
I don’t envy the job of trying to transport all that gold.
Hey Jean, why didn’t you go to a lesbian bar? You are far less likely to be hit on by dirt bags there.
True. Though It seems weird when women at hitting on me. Anyway, lesbian bars aren’t sport bars
True, though some do have sporting events. Anyway, just throwing ideas out there to help you feel comfortable and to avoid what happened last time.
To Belle:
What exactly do you see in Jean? What attracts you – the well-built body, the generous nature, the classy attitude… oh… wait, he doesn’t have any of those, does he? OK, then – maybe it’s the laziness, the immaturity, the selfishness, the total disregard for others? Or is it just the fact that you needed a subject for your thesis on sociopaths?
We compliment each other well… If you know what I mean…
Ugh… what a thought… *urp*… Anybody got a Dramamine?
Hey Jean, do you have control over how a wish is granted?
Yes… I do. But sometimes it doesn’t work exactly the way I want. (like things that keep landing on top of Neil)
Rodger,
Would you still go on dates with Neal if he were turned into Natalie?
Natalie, YES…
Neil… not so much.
To Agent Anderson:
What color of nail polish do you like to use? And isn’t it totally cool, finally being able to have multiple orgasms, now?
I don’t wear nail polish… and EWW… No thanks.
Oh, you go for French nails, huh? Good choice.
And don’t worry… you’ll get to enjoy it. I’m sure there are lots of cute guys in the Agency.
I can just see you now, about five years down the road… you meet a hunky agent, get married, then get busy and start popping out little Agents and Agent-ettes. You’ll be SO happy! I’m rooting for you, sweetie!
Jean..nie, how would you punish a guy, if you knew (or discovered right after poof) he was actually a transgender and loved turning into a girl?
I don’t know… throw him/her into a pit of acid?
Ohkay, better stay on your good side then. Need anything? Back rub? Latte? Tickets to front row of the next football match?
Wait, why am I offering those to a genie? Um, how about my utmost respect and condolences over the loss of your old gender?
To Samantha:
So how did you and Jeannie get along? Did you give her some tips on make-up and hairstyles? (God KNOWS she could use them!)
Hey Neil, have you talk to Jean about revealing his transformation to other people? Like his family or Belle? Especially Belle, Jean obviously doesn’t like seeing her with other men, but at the same time Jean doesn’t seem willing to tell her the truth and work things out with her.
And my second question, gave you given any thought about what would happen to Jean after you are gone? I mean, Jean won’t age, so he’ll likely out live you. Do you ever worry what would happen to your friend in that case?
And final question, do you think Jean should turn Rodge into a girl? It’s only fair since she has done it to you.
First, Yea… See, telling Jean to do something usually doesn’t work out well. Even before he got his powers. And I doubt telling people would end well. We’re lucky Rodge hasn’t gone bonkers with the information
Second, Haven’t given it much thought. Hopefully Jean won’t still be a genie by that time. We’d have figured out how to reverse her Genie-fication
Final, I’m sure Rodge will eventually be turned into a girl. Given Jean’s fondness for inflicting that onto others.
Agent Anderson, you said that your family saw the new you. Can you say what their reaction? Was it better or worse from what you expected?
@Jean(n)ie: In a world where the I Dream of Jeannie TV show did not exist, what sort of genie would you have become?
I don’t know… Hopefully not a girl genie
@Neil: Notwithstanding all the less-than-good about the situation(s), what are the three best points about being/having been “Natalie”?
Not weighing as much is about the only good point I can think of.
To Araceli:
How do you like to decorate the inside of your bottle? Do you go for a more chic, elegant look, or do you prefer something like a a four-poster canopy bed with curtains and lots of stuffed animals?
You know, sweetie, Jeannie keeps saying that she wants to look like a man, again. You might want to help her out with that… after all, if she wasn’t a pretty girl any more, Neil might want someone else cute to look at…
Well, I have a large soft area to sleep, with lots of pillows. I guess I decorate in a more traditional Arabic style.
Hmmmm… I’d prefer just to get her evil claws out of poor Master Neil.
Agent Anderson, was there a preexisting protocol for cases like yours?
Hey Lord Guano,
What would happen to Jean if she grants Neil 3 wishes? Also what is preventing Neil from just wishing Jean back to normal?
She did grant her master three wishes. I made sure of that.
and she is far better then normal now. She has powers.
Hey Jeannie,
Make me a sandwich?
Better watch out; she’ll turn you into a ham on rye. Then you’ll have to sit in a deli case…
No
Lord Guana, about how many genies are there in the world?
That is information your feeble human mind cannot understand.
Awww Come on, CD did a poll recently, and I was wondering if I was right.
To Neil:
Do you ever wake up grumpy in the morning? Or do you just let her sleep in?
Jean is a morning person i think.
I think you are trying to provoke the tigress lol.
I let Jean do what Jean’s going to do.
Hey, Jeanie, bearing in mind that, if the answer is “yes”, I’d like to be an attractive Asian, are you willing to turn into women men that actually ask you for it nicely?
Why would you want to be turned into a girl? It sucks! Believe me.
While I am aware of the struggles women face with sexism, attacks on rights, workplace discrimination and so on, and while I empathize with your plight, seeing as you, unlike me, clearly did not want this fate, I will list some answers as to why – and, more specifically, why I would deem it “worth it” or desirable:
Curiosity, in that I’d like to know if it would, as you put it, “suck” for me. A more aesthetically pleasant form. Softness. Social allowance to act in specific ways that are not stereotypically “adult”. Being able to meet other women simply by being attractive and available.
As is said, though, one man’s meat is another man’s poison and even I realize my tastes are not exactly commonplace, which is why I hope you quickly find a solution for your condition, even though I would certainly not mind being in your position myself. The respectful and kind approach is both by nature and because I have only seen you approached otherwise by men, which led me to wonder if a transformation would be forthcoming provided I was open and polite about it.