Jean AKA Jeannie AKA Jeanie is a film, book, and magazine reviewer for a national magazine. Most of Jean’s work is done through email, which means he doesn't have to go into the office.
On a trip to find a gift for his girlfriend, Jean found an empty Genie Bottle. Upon picking up this bottle, Jean became the bottle’s new genie-powered occupant. Not only was Jean turned into a genie, but the bottle turned him into what he believed a genie of the bottle should look like. Which, due to his fascination with a classic 60s TV show, turned him into a busty blonde woman.
A junior engineer working for a small engineering firm in Cocoa Beach. The firm focuses mostly on NASA projects.
Neil is Jean’s best friend. When Jean was turned into a genie, Neil became Jeanie’s master.
Weird, Jeannie dating an earlier version of herself, when a he… My brain hurts. Maybe Jeannie will realize that the earlier version of themself was a jerk?
Or tell the earlier version, if you see an ornate bottle that looks like a modified Jim Bean bottle, don’t touch it, run away! Triggers a Space/Time Casual Loop.
Which causes an alternate universe branch where Jean never found the enchanted bottle. Neal finds it and becomes a magic powered Barbra Eden clone Jinn instead? A Neal Jeannie and Jean Jeannie in the same universe, my head hurts. A dumb Jeannie and a smart Jeannie together? And Neal Jeannie finds out that Jean Jeanie changed the timeline so that Neal became the magical blonde hottie! Wow!
Neil: “Hey gramps? Where’s your Interac machine for chip-card debit paymeeee…. you know, never mind. I think I have enough cash on me (it’s been sitting in there untouched for years, but…)”
Owner: “Young man… the print date on this $20 is six years from now. How about you have a seat back in your booth while I call the nice police over. I don’t appreciate you trying to unload counterfeit currency on my respectable business!”
Jean: “HAH! Don’t worry Neil, he said he’s calling the NICE police!”
Neil: “I don’t care if we’ve travelled to the Brady Bunch era, NO police are THAT nice!”
Weird, Jeannie dating an earlier version of herself, when a he… My brain hurts. Maybe Jeannie will realize that the earlier version of themself was a jerk?
Or tell the earlier version, if you see an ornate bottle that looks like a modified Jim Bean bottle, don’t touch it, run away! Triggers a Space/Time Casual Loop.
Which causes an alternate universe branch where Jean never found the enchanted bottle. Neal finds it and becomes a magic powered Barbra Eden clone Jinn instead? A Neal Jeannie and Jean Jeannie in the same universe, my head hurts. A dumb Jeannie and a smart Jeannie together? And Neal Jeannie finds out that Jean Jeanie changed the timeline so that Neal became the magical blonde hottie! Wow!
Ya know, Jean, sometimes that body – those tits – make PERFECT sense – ya know?
Sometimes you really really REALLY make sense as the blondest bimboest (is that even a word?) ditz that has EVER starred in ANY comic EVER 😛
Neil: “Hey gramps? Where’s your Interac machine for chip-card debit paymeeee…. you know, never mind. I think I have enough cash on me (it’s been sitting in there untouched for years, but…)”
Owner: “Young man… the print date on this $20 is six years from now. How about you have a seat back in your booth while I call the nice police over. I don’t appreciate you trying to unload counterfeit currency on my respectable business!”
Jean: “HAH! Don’t worry Neil, he said he’s calling the NICE police!”
Neil: “I don’t care if we’ve travelled to the Brady Bunch era, NO police are THAT nice!”