Jeanie Bottle 625
Feb23
on February 23, 2021
at 12:00 am
and modified on December 27, 2022. at 12:19 am
Oh ho ho ho… So that’s where this is going!
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Oh ho ho ho… So that’s where this is going!
Weird, Jeannie dating an earlier version of herself, when a he… My brain hurts. Maybe Jeannie will realize that the earlier version of themself was a jerk?
Or tell the earlier version, if you see an ornate bottle that looks like a modified Jim Bean bottle, don’t touch it, run away! Triggers a Space/Time Casual Loop.
Which causes an alternate universe branch where Jean never found the enchanted bottle. Neal finds it and becomes a magic powered Barbra Eden clone Jinn instead? A Neal Jeannie and Jean Jeannie in the same universe, my head hurts. A dumb Jeannie and a smart Jeannie together? And Neal Jeannie finds out that Jean Jeanie changed the timeline so that Neal became the magical blonde hottie! Wow!
Ya know, Jean, sometimes that body – those tits – make PERFECT sense – ya know?
Sometimes you really really REALLY make sense as the blondest bimboest (is that even a word?) ditz that has EVER starred in ANY comic EVER 😛
Neil: “Hey gramps? Where’s your Interac machine for chip-card debit paymeeee…. you know, never mind. I think I have enough cash on me (it’s been sitting in there untouched for years, but…)”
Owner: “Young man… the print date on this $20 is six years from now. How about you have a seat back in your booth while I call the nice police over. I don’t appreciate you trying to unload counterfeit currency on my respectable business!”
Jean: “HAH! Don’t worry Neil, he said he’s calling the NICE police!”
Neil: “I don’t care if we’ve travelled to the Brady Bunch era, NO police are THAT nice!”