An unfortunate run-in with a notorious bottle left a young German girl named Jehane transformed into an genie who looks just like Barbara Eden's famous character.
The point that most people miss is, there are some things that come natural to all Genie, for no other reason then because there Genie’s. All Genie’s have what known as a core being of who they are. We have primarily two types of Genie here, Male Core Genie’s and the Female Core Genie’s and they have a tendency to have kind of a Motherly type spirit about them. It there born Genie, the the appropriate type Genie spirit will be installed in them and everything will be fine. Baby Genie have to grow up the be big mature Genie, but, they have to be raised up like any kid does. They have to be taught how to be a Genie and the appropriate behavior of how to act, it doesn’t come naturally to them, it is a learned process. They don’t just magically know how to be a Male Genie or Female Genie. After we establish who has a Male Genie Core and Female Genie Core, we have the Hierarchy, this is a little more fluid and can change depending or who the strongest or who has earned the title or given the title like Lord Master. Then we have the supreme Genie which is Hiji or the biggest or most powerful Genie. Then we have a Rouge Genie, that is also powerful, which is fighting Hiji for most powerful Genie slot and to be top dog Genie here.
Now we will deal with the unassigned totem, bottle or lamp from either a desisted or disembodied totem that currently has no Genie in it. We basically have a totem with a “HELP WANTED” for a new “NEW GENIE WANTED” apply inside. With no available Genie that are Genie available, the totem will assign the first mortal that touches the totem, bottle or lamp to be the new Genie of that totem from that day forward. Minus the Help Wanted sign of course, it just does it and that the end of the discussion and all deals are final and absolute and there a no return policy here or changes. What ever your core is, male or female, it permanent and can never be changed. But, according to Kazom, if you don’t like being a girl or a guy Genie, you can over time learn to impose the opposing gender on yourself and be the other gender, but, it will never change your core being, you will still be either a Female Genie or a Male Genie at your Core, which can never change. When you re-lacks like go to sleep or get the crap beet out of you, you will revert back to your original core of who you are as a Genie. According Kazom, the determining factor to the kind of Genie you turn into, is determined by the person that being turned into a Genie while there holding the totem whether it a bottle, lamp type, doesn’t make a difference. If the person that being turned into the new Genie thinks that the bottle or lamp should have a female Genie in it, then it will have a female Genie in it or visa versa it should have a male Genie in it, then it will have a male Genie in it and is doesn’t make any difference if the person is male or female either that holding the totem. But, once the transformation Core been set, male or female Genie, it permanent and can never be changed. Kazom also informed us after the Disney film of the Blue Genie’s, there were a large number of mortals that became Genie Became Blue Genie’s, because, they thought that what a Genie was suppose to look like, they could be either male or female, depending on movie version they saw of what a Genie was suppose to look like.
In steps our protagonist womanizer who think he God gift to womankind. He identifies as a man and nothing but, a man, with absolutely no interest in being a girl and even has a very low opinion of womankind even. So he pick up the Bottle or totem and he thinking a Barbra Eden and how he would like to do her and what a lovely Genie she was in the series and that exactly what he is transformed into, A Female Blond Genie with Big Boobs on her. Now that was about six month ago from there time frame and not from our time frame. Remember that Jehane also thinking of Astronaut and the Genie or Barbra Eden too, that why she also turned into a Blond Female Genie too, with the not so big Boobs, but generally almost into a carbine copy of Jeanie.
But, remember, Jean still has his old nature of who he was and his identity as a man that he thought he was. His old nature didn’t just disappear when he became a she or Female Genie. So he or she has two nature fighting for control over whether he/she a he or a she. He has his mortal Male side that he would like to go back to being. Then she has her Female side that is a Female Genie Mother type, that is gradually wrestling control away from the male side of him.
But, remember from this point forward, almost everything else that Jeanie does as a Genie, is primarily a learned process for her how to be a Genie. That why Jeanie had to go to Genie School to learn how to be a Genie. Admittedly her train got cut short and she didn’t spend the several weeks that going to Genie School would require so she could learn to be a proficient and well adjusted new Genie in the Genie Society that she now in. That because, Kazom didn’t want to complete the training for the new Genie when he found out that her Lord Master was Guano or Bat Poop. He cut her loose early as much to cause Guano trouble, because of a past grudge match between the two Genie Master. Kazom also wasn’t that interested in doing the Schooling thing either, he wanted to play lazy cat number instead.
So when Jehane come out of her bottle after the fisherman let her out. Jehane is completely and totally clueless as to what going on. She may have the Female Genie Nature and maybe eventually figure out who she is and that she look like Barbra Eden and such, but, she going to have to learn that by experience, by the same way that Jean or Jeanie is learning it. It is primarily a learned process and not one that magically done across the board and now you are a working and functioning Genie. There is no, Poof, now you are all ready to be either Male or Female Genie now.
The djinn idea comes from Arabian legends. Djinni are from another world (parallel universe). They raised havoc in our world, so King Solomon imprisoned them in bottles and cast those into the sea. The bottles were secured with the Seal of Solomon, whose form is somewhat disputed but usually is a six-pointed star formed by two interlaced equilateral triangles, one white, one black. The notion of a djinn or genie in a lamp comes from a much later tradition. In the Aladdin story, there was not only a lamp, but also a magic ring. And the lamp granted as wish when rubbed without any genie being involved. The idea that a genie appeared when the lamp was rubbed and then granted wishes appears to be a synthesis of multiple traditions. The notion that the dichotomy between lamp and bottle is gender-related is novel–maybe invented here. The Solomon legend involved only bottles, and I’m not sure that djinni even had gender in that context, although being powerful and dangerous beings, were probably thought of as male.
The jinn were part of culture a long time before Muhammad. Possibly they’re a development from the Sumerian Lilu (male) and Lilitu (female) spirits/demons/minor gods. Sumerian writing is older than any other we know about, and it’s clear it wasn’t a Semitic language. Semites conquered Sumer and started using their cuneiform writing; we don’t know anything about Semetic-speaking people before the Sumerians started writing about them, and we don’t know very much for sure until the early Semites started writing their language using the cuneiform writing system the Sumerians had developed. This was all centuries before the Egyptians started building pyramids in their Fourth dynasty or even when Narmur began the First Dynasty in Egypt.
The first known reference to Arabs is in an Assyrian tablet from 853 BC. First evidence of Semites: Somewhere between 1500 and 2000 years before that tablet. Way before Muhammad.
And she has become his Genie also. But, neither one of them know it yet. They are both fly blind on this thing and neither one of them knows what kind of relationship there have with each other. They don’t have the Genie Manual for Dummies like what Neil order up so that he would know what a Genie is and how there suppose to operate. There going to be learning this cold turkey with no held from outside or any instruction on what going on. At least until some like Lord Guano show up to take care of the matter and that could be awhile too.
Maybe Jeanie should be a pumpkin genie for the banner.
The point that most people miss is, there are some things that come natural to all Genie, for no other reason then because there Genie’s. All Genie’s have what known as a core being of who they are. We have primarily two types of Genie here, Male Core Genie’s and the Female Core Genie’s and they have a tendency to have kind of a Motherly type spirit about them. It there born Genie, the the appropriate type Genie spirit will be installed in them and everything will be fine. Baby Genie have to grow up the be big mature Genie, but, they have to be raised up like any kid does. They have to be taught how to be a Genie and the appropriate behavior of how to act, it doesn’t come naturally to them, it is a learned process. They don’t just magically know how to be a Male Genie or Female Genie. After we establish who has a Male Genie Core and Female Genie Core, we have the Hierarchy, this is a little more fluid and can change depending or who the strongest or who has earned the title or given the title like Lord Master. Then we have the supreme Genie which is Hiji or the biggest or most powerful Genie. Then we have a Rouge Genie, that is also powerful, which is fighting Hiji for most powerful Genie slot and to be top dog Genie here.
Now we will deal with the unassigned totem, bottle or lamp from either a desisted or disembodied totem that currently has no Genie in it. We basically have a totem with a “HELP WANTED” for a new “NEW GENIE WANTED” apply inside. With no available Genie that are Genie available, the totem will assign the first mortal that touches the totem, bottle or lamp to be the new Genie of that totem from that day forward. Minus the Help Wanted sign of course, it just does it and that the end of the discussion and all deals are final and absolute and there a no return policy here or changes. What ever your core is, male or female, it permanent and can never be changed. But, according to Kazom, if you don’t like being a girl or a guy Genie, you can over time learn to impose the opposing gender on yourself and be the other gender, but, it will never change your core being, you will still be either a Female Genie or a Male Genie at your Core, which can never change. When you re-lacks like go to sleep or get the crap beet out of you, you will revert back to your original core of who you are as a Genie. According Kazom, the determining factor to the kind of Genie you turn into, is determined by the person that being turned into a Genie while there holding the totem whether it a bottle, lamp type, doesn’t make a difference. If the person that being turned into the new Genie thinks that the bottle or lamp should have a female Genie in it, then it will have a female Genie in it or visa versa it should have a male Genie in it, then it will have a male Genie in it and is doesn’t make any difference if the person is male or female either that holding the totem. But, once the transformation Core been set, male or female Genie, it permanent and can never be changed. Kazom also informed us after the Disney film of the Blue Genie’s, there were a large number of mortals that became Genie Became Blue Genie’s, because, they thought that what a Genie was suppose to look like, they could be either male or female, depending on movie version they saw of what a Genie was suppose to look like.
In steps our protagonist womanizer who think he God gift to womankind. He identifies as a man and nothing but, a man, with absolutely no interest in being a girl and even has a very low opinion of womankind even. So he pick up the Bottle or totem and he thinking a Barbra Eden and how he would like to do her and what a lovely Genie she was in the series and that exactly what he is transformed into, A Female Blond Genie with Big Boobs on her. Now that was about six month ago from there time frame and not from our time frame. Remember that Jehane also thinking of Astronaut and the Genie or Barbra Eden too, that why she also turned into a Blond Female Genie too, with the not so big Boobs, but generally almost into a carbine copy of Jeanie.
But, remember, Jean still has his old nature of who he was and his identity as a man that he thought he was. His old nature didn’t just disappear when he became a she or Female Genie. So he or she has two nature fighting for control over whether he/she a he or a she. He has his mortal Male side that he would like to go back to being. Then she has her Female side that is a Female Genie Mother type, that is gradually wrestling control away from the male side of him.
But, remember from this point forward, almost everything else that Jeanie does as a Genie, is primarily a learned process for her how to be a Genie. That why Jeanie had to go to Genie School to learn how to be a Genie. Admittedly her train got cut short and she didn’t spend the several weeks that going to Genie School would require so she could learn to be a proficient and well adjusted new Genie in the Genie Society that she now in. That because, Kazom didn’t want to complete the training for the new Genie when he found out that her Lord Master was Guano or Bat Poop. He cut her loose early as much to cause Guano trouble, because of a past grudge match between the two Genie Master. Kazom also wasn’t that interested in doing the Schooling thing either, he wanted to play lazy cat number instead.
So when Jehane come out of her bottle after the fisherman let her out. Jehane is completely and totally clueless as to what going on. She may have the Female Genie Nature and maybe eventually figure out who she is and that she look like Barbra Eden and such, but, she going to have to learn that by experience, by the same way that Jean or Jeanie is learning it. It is primarily a learned process and not one that magically done across the board and now you are a working and functioning Genie. There is no, Poof, now you are all ready to be either Male or Female Genie now.
The djinn idea comes from Arabian legends. Djinni are from another world (parallel universe). They raised havoc in our world, so King Solomon imprisoned them in bottles and cast those into the sea. The bottles were secured with the Seal of Solomon, whose form is somewhat disputed but usually is a six-pointed star formed by two interlaced equilateral triangles, one white, one black. The notion of a djinn or genie in a lamp comes from a much later tradition. In the Aladdin story, there was not only a lamp, but also a magic ring. And the lamp granted as wish when rubbed without any genie being involved. The idea that a genie appeared when the lamp was rubbed and then granted wishes appears to be a synthesis of multiple traditions. The notion that the dichotomy between lamp and bottle is gender-related is novel–maybe invented here. The Solomon legend involved only bottles, and I’m not sure that djinni even had gender in that context, although being powerful and dangerous beings, were probably thought of as male.
The jinn were part of culture a long time before Muhammad. Possibly they’re a development from the Sumerian Lilu (male) and Lilitu (female) spirits/demons/minor gods. Sumerian writing is older than any other we know about, and it’s clear it wasn’t a Semitic language. Semites conquered Sumer and started using their cuneiform writing; we don’t know anything about Semetic-speaking people before the Sumerians started writing about them, and we don’t know very much for sure until the early Semites started writing their language using the cuneiform writing system the Sumerians had developed. This was all centuries before the Egyptians started building pyramids in their Fourth dynasty or even when Narmur began the First Dynasty in Egypt.
The first known reference to Arabs is in an Assyrian tablet from 853 BC. First evidence of Semites: Somewhere between 1500 and 2000 years before that tablet. Way before Muhammad.
So this guy has now become a master….wow
And she has become his Genie also. But, neither one of them know it yet. They are both fly blind on this thing and neither one of them knows what kind of relationship there have with each other. They don’t have the Genie Manual for Dummies like what Neil order up so that he would know what a Genie is and how there suppose to operate. There going to be learning this cold turkey with no held from outside or any instruction on what going on. At least until some like Lord Guano show up to take care of the matter and that could be awhile too.
Will we be getting a comic this week?
Sometimes IDoJB isn’t updated until Thursdays.
I am aware. Typically the comic updates at 11pm CST Mondays/Wednesdays for me. It is very rarely ever late.
It is rare, But it happens. Because… well, life.
Hopefully he didn’t hurt his hand again.