Jeanie Bottle 433
The triumphant (and sexy!) return of Agent Anderson!
And Jean being somehow both very nice and… wait… she sent them where?!
The triumphant (and sexy!) return of Agent Anderson!
And Jean being somehow both very nice and… wait… she sent them where?!
D-DAY?! That’s a bit too far, don’t you think?!
Yeah, that was my reaction.
Robert? Panel 7 – shouldn’t that be, “creak”?
It’s obviously making the sound that a small river makes.
Oh, of course – they’re next to the Atlantic Ocean, so clearly that’s the sound of the Gulf Stream. 😉
Oh, uh, also – Panel 6? “BENG” -> “being”.
Or if it had an apostrophe, then it should be “be’in”.
Actually, if it were to have an apostrophe it should be ” bein’ ” The apostrophe stands in for missing letters, in this case “g”.
Pretty sure those guys just have a weird accent.
agreed. this cut strait into family guy ‘It’s funny because it’s terrible!’ territory, which is fine some places, but off tone here… Oh well! I guess Jean’s a psychopath now!
Try emotionally immature and a little daft and possessing the ability to abuse vast cosmic powers to deal with pet peeves. I’m sure some sort of consequences will result from this when the genie lords glance up from their current murder problems going on.
Nya, The first thing I thought of was “this has not been Jeanie’s work.It’s probably been an intervention by the evil djinn. Jeanie’s intention was for the bridge to sag and this dudes fall to the ground.The djinn has twisted the wish because he is very powerful The other genie lords will soon warn young genius not to use their magic because the djinn can control the effects and use the most kind magic attempt to provoke the most horrific thing”. What do you think?
@Mattiehase:
I doubt they’d care, especially since the two sexist jerks will probably be killed before they can do any harm to the timeline.
Well the good news is that the Germans refused to shoot a soldier playing the bagpipes on the beach at Normandy because they thought he’d gone mad. Maybe a pair of oblivious surfer dudes who stroll around the beach will get the same treatment? Of course that doesn’t still solve the issue of them having to take the slow path back to the present, Weeping Angel style, especially with one of them being a black guy who is going to have some serious problems coping with American society throughout that time. Assuming they both survive the Germans in the next couple of minutes.
That what have said bagpiper in general in WWII
No, that’s only if they’re on a bridge.
‘A bit too far’ doesn’t cover it. This is almost certainly murder.
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I don’t know French History that much but I’m guessing those two muscle dudes got dumped into the beginnings of a major war battle.
Does the Normandy invasion of France Mean anything to anyone here? Where 30 or 40 thousand of Alied troops storm the beaches in an invasion of France in World War II.
It was a long time ago in a place far away. It’s generally not relevant to anyone anymore.
oookay wow
Saint-Laurent-Sur-Mer has a famous cemetery. You’ve probably seen it. It’s the cemetery in Saving Private Ryan. And that beach has a name: Omaha. The machine gun is a pretty good rendering of an MG-42, probably the best general-purpose machine gun ever made. It’s almost impossible to jam and fires 1200 rounds per minute, about twice as fast as our Brownings.
But why didn’t Jean turn them into women?
Maybe she’s learned some new tricks from her last little time-travel adventure.
Technically Jean has yet to do that; we’ve only seen that “she” would eventually in a flashback arc on Rouyaa.
I think Jean seen these guys being perverted towards women one too many times and to decided to deal a very stern punishment on them. Plus Anderson would wonder how they got womanized like “himself”. Guano also had an issue with Jean on the styling of “her” last punishment on a pervert before in the present.
About 2000+ American troops died on Omaha beach, and the death toll in total for D-Day was over 425,000 dead, wounded, or MIA from Allied and German troops. It is sad that so few know the horrors of WWII as it would make the thought of war less appealing to those that seem to desire it.
Robert E. Lee, at Fredericksburg
Omaha beach had 90% casualties. If you really don’t like someone, using time travel magic to deposit them there without weapons is practically a death sentence.
It was a long time ago. It isn’t currently relevant.
Or, well, it wasn’t until “some country” decided to elect a Russian puppet last year.
And 5he evidence mounts for the djinn being Eva.
Autocorrect on?
No. Just bad at typing on a phone. -_-
Can we get a larger pic of Agent Anderson in that swimsuit?
If you sign up as a Patreon member you can. That’s where we’re posting full-resolution pinups these days. She hasn’t been posted quite yet, but I’m sure CD will get around to it by tomorrow. (I unfortunately don’t have access to the backend of the Patreon).
Good news! CD gave me access to the Patreon backend, and I’ve posted the full-res pinups from this page. All 5 of them.
And now that I’ve got access, you can expect pinups to appear quicker. Sometimes even before the page is released. 🙂
Ooh La La!
Well, it been awhile since we seen Agent Anderson. We knew he would show up sooner or later and speak of the devil, here he or she is. I take it, this is the beginning of the next arc.
And she is rocking that one-piece 🙂
hmm very Baywatchy. the good Baywatch
Doesn’t this fall into the realm of ‘influencing major world events’ in the Genie code that got whatsherface banished?
Also, I mean, Jeanie you just /killed/ two guys. Tore them straight from time and put them in a situation where they won’t possibly survive without suddenly a massive plot shield dropped on them. Not really a properly scaled punishment.
They might have a chance. The Germans had orders to wait for the landing craft to open their bow doors before opening fire. And if they’re important to the story, they’ll survive.
Yes–they’re Americans at a specific time and place where the people holding the location are under orders to shoot any Americans on sight. Not good for their chances–at best they’d be captured as suspected spies (after all, what reason OTHER than spying would enemies have for walking onto such a location “pretending” to be unarmed civilians?).
Hm. The one guy is a redhead. Maybe he comes back after the war, settles in California, and has a grandkid named Clarence. 😉
And the Germans did refuse to shoot a guy playing the bagpipes on Sword Beach because they thought he’d gone made. If those guys wander around like oblivious surfer dudes then they have a chance… It isn’t a great chance but in order to not make Jeannie look like a complete murderer I’m going to choose to believe that somehow these guys survive it. Somehow.
If you google “Bill Millin: Mad Piper of Normandy” then you’ll get his story.
Depends on a few things, are they able to really interact fully with things around them or just observe and feel like they are running for their lives without being truly endangered. If she left they fully there and unprotected then they were sentenced to death which is too harsh for what they did.
Time Travel, whatever problem you’ve just caused there’s a good chance a future version of you will have had gone in after you and will have had fixed it.
This and other things like what your talking about, may be the reason that Jeanie has to do time travel in the future into the past.
*Has had to have done time travel in the future. As Douglas Adams noted the biggest issue with time travel is using, planning to use and having had used the correct tense.
She at least gave those guys a remote chance of survival. Not sure I’d have been as generous if it were me making the call.
If we executed people for being douche-bags, nobody would make it past their teenage years -_-
Eh, I’d only execute people for being one specific kind of douche bag. 😉
I can’t really explain it but the last panel doesn’t’ sit right. The Greek sailors lives were turned around completely but they still had their lives. For these guys to be sent to D-day and for no knowledge of the future to be passed on means they likely died there. By extension this means that Jean practically put the gun to their heads and pulled the trigger which is not the normal magical hi jinks we are used to.
Maybe the next coming will see them poofed back to the future with fear in their eyes but as it stands it represents a completely different and amoral side to Jean than we have seen before.
Well, depends on a lot of things. If the two survived, what likely happened is that an alternate timeline spawned (look at all the stuff that happens in the 1632/Ring of Fire series by Eric Flint and others.
We, in the present, would never know something happened. There’d just be missing person reports on those two guys.
Wow. Jeannie has a mean streak. The black guy, in particular, is going to have some nasty surprises ahead for him. (Given the dialog in Panel 3, I’m pretty sure that Jeannie’s had run-ins with these two before. Which could explain her pique.)
Now I’m wondering if Jeannie actually recognizes Agent Anderson. After all, she wasn’t actually physically around when she poofed said Agent into a woman… so it’s possible that she doesn’t actually know what Andy looks like now.
And it’s clear in Panels 8 & 9 that the Agent doesn’t recognize Jeannie – which means the pic she’s showing around must be that of Natalie. So as long as Neil can stay Neil, she won’t find anyone who can link the two.
On a completely different note, the art in Panel 1 is really superb. Jeannie’s proportions are great. And the action shot looks very realistic. CD, you’ve outdone yourself!
Kattgirl said “On a completely different note, the art in Panel 1 is really superb. Jeannie’s proportions are great. And the action shot looks very realistic. CD, you’ve outdone yourself!”
I agree completely, Just needs a little work on the toes 🙂
That must be ‘toes on the nose’.
Sorry. I’m such a California Girl. 😉
Speaking of that panel 1 shot, I sent CD a full-res, uncropped version of that for him to put up on the Patreon. You get to see the entire surfboard. 🙂
As if we needed more proof that Jean is a over proportional a-hole. Our blue haired girl at least has the excuse of being centuries or more behind the time in terms of morals and ethics.
So, wasn’t Agent Anderson blonde the last time in Comic 316? Was that just a temporary change?
https://jeaniebottle.com/?comic=jeanie-bottle-316
Her blonde hair is what got poofed into place during Jeanie’s sneezing fits. All of that eventually reverted when she got better, I thought.
Isn’t that kind of murder?
I mean she puts them in a place against their will where their chances of survival is minuscule.
If I had been her, I would just have sent them to Timbuktu
Not much better at the moment http://www.france24.com/en/20170601-mali-french-soldiers-wounded-attack-timbuktu-military-base-barkhane
I’ll be damn, I didn’t think anything was really happening there anymore, I mean it is a dust town in the middle of the desert and not really a place worth fighting over.
Oh well, I guess the third option would be Tristan da Cunha, they will properly be safe there but we wont see them for a while.
Unsettling…
To be sent … there? There? I don’t know if I can describe how I feel. Nobody deserves to see that day… but we will always remember those who did.
Agent Anderson is wearing a sexy one piece while conducting an investigation? I mean, a full suit would probably be asking too much, but slacks and a shirt would not be too out of place.
I don’t want to hear anything about saying she’s asking for it, BTW. That’s not it. She’s out of uniform for what she’s trying to do.
I’m only willing to give her slacks slack because the full suit would be so out of place no one would let her approach them, much less ask questions.
My gosh, she doesn’t even have a place to carry her badge, much less a duty weapon.
And yeah: Omaha Beach is way, way overkill. Besides leaving two corpses in anachronistic clothing on the sand.
There’s some fun stuff here, taken in isolation, but–sorry, my disbelief is shattered.
Well, I have a feeling that Agent Anderson is not there in an official capacity, but is pursuing her search for Natalie on her own time. Which would explain the lack of uniform or credentials. And if you’re going to the beach, then it makes sense to dress appropriately, if for no other reason than so you don’t seem out of place. Protective coloration.
And yes, D-Day is a little severe, but remember, this was around Memorial Day, so maybe Jeannie’s subconscious took over. 😉
She is on the beach. What she’s wearing is also conservative compared what most people wear at the beach.
If she was in her suit, she’d look suspicious.
Wow…… friggin harsh @__@
Say hi to Eisenhower for me, boys!
Meanwhile back with the main cast…
I’m hoping the last panel was in honor of Memorial Day, because sending two unarmed men dressed only in board shorts is almost assuredly death for both of them.
The first panel is well-drawn, but I also hope that bikini’s magical, because the first time Jean falls off the board, s/he’ll be stripped naked by the wave action. There’s a reason why most men and women surf in wetsuits beyond warmth.
Actually while a Memorial Day ref would indeed be fitting the choice of their “relocation” has to do with the events on that beach about to take place occurred 73 years ago on June 6, D-Day.
Think this might be a record for the most posts for one comic….wow
It’s a good thing that genies are magic or Jean would probably get really out of shape just poofing everywhere, and a bit of a curse also seeing as she seems to have picked up a valid but disproportionate pet peeve for cat-callers.
Do really like the whole Slats shadow fake out in the 2nd from last panel though. That’s good directing… or whatever that is.
It’s called a “match cut”. And yes, well done.
CD, I have to ask – I’m very impressed with the leaves in panels 5 through 10 – they’re REALLY good. The amount of detail makes it almost look photographic. That must have taken hours. How did you do those?
I drew one, coped, adjusting size, rotation and proportions. Then spread them around leaving space the between them. Combined the layers of leafs into one left spread.
THEN I made multiple layers of the leaf spread. Off set them and changed the brightness on the rear layers.
Reduced the over all sized, and there ya go.
That’s dark.
Still, happy to see the Agent again.
Agent Anderson arc, whooo! Also, sending them through time?! I would think that would require quite a bit of power (1.21 Gigawatts or the magic equivalent). Anderson is trying to keep covered in that one piece, must still be self conscious in that body.
Yeah, wow. And With Jeanie’s habit of “magicking and forgetting”…I’m actually hoping she gets in trouble for this.
On the art side, nice non-traditional use of panel borders in the beginning of todays comic. CD’s really starting to stretch his artistic muscles!!
Guano might be busy with the other Genie Lords.
I doubt it, the genies have larger concerns.
I think CD might be gently hinting that Guano is in the last panel of the previous comic. So I guess it looks like Guano is going to be guarding the palace for awhile.
However, the grey-haired one’s plan has two parts, and the other part is bringing the young genies to the palace. Jean certainly is one of the young genies, so maybe one of the female genie lords will be paying her a visit.
Or maybe Araceli. She seems young, but if she actually knew the real Aladdin and the Forty Thieves, she has to be over a thousand years old.
Personally I’d like to hear more about Araceli’s history; former masters, exactly how long she was stuck in that bottle, etc.
Jeanie is now guilty of murder, how disappointing.
Naw, she’s just guilty of child endangerment. She put a couple of immature asses in harms way, somebody else will do the killing.
I’d much rather be on that beach than a normal beach. Granted I wouldn’t want to be there in swimming trunks, but still.
Also this comic has definitely taken a turn for the dark the last couple panels…
I approve.
The guys on the beach kind of look like the guys that caught Jeanie and Natalie way back in Jeanie Bottle 56, except the white guy didn’t have red hair then. Dye job? Hairpiece?
When Jeanie gets zapped into Haji’s palace I wonder if Agent Anderson will be accidentally scooped up as well.
Now that would be interesting, especially if Jeanie trying to get out of doing the belly dance and try to pass it off to Agent Anderson. Now that might be funny.
Wait… wasn’t there a genie who was aligned with the nazis during WW2? … WELP I’m just gonna go over there, in that corner, in that room, in that house, in that neighborhood, in that city, in that country, on that continent, on that world, in that star system, in that galaxy, in that galaxy cluster in that universe over there. But don’t worry! I’ll have my pillow to protect me like a shield.
Rouyaa’s half sister, Eevi (aka Eva) was the Genie that Hitler had. Ref Comics Jeanie Bottle 164 and Jeanie Bottle 378
Lord Kazom’s visit happened before D-Day. The radio news was of strong German defenses in southern Italy. So it has to be the winter of 1943-1944. Rome was taken on June 4, 1944, two days before D-Day, and fighting moved on to northern Italy. So shouldn’t Eevi have lost her powers before D-Day?
If those two were the main characters in a comic strip, everyone would assume they would get out of this situation in some comic fashion in the next strip. I’m willing to believe that.
But you know, they’ve landed in the middle of the naval bombardment which will go on for another ten minutes. There’s no German on the other end of that MG, they are all hiding in the bunkers under the gun emplacements until the world stops going BOOM. It’s another 15 minutes before the doors on the LCs open and the slaughter begins.
If Agent Anderson gets caught up and gets taken to Haji’s palace it would be cool if she gets transformed into a genie.
Well, the only way we know how to do that of according to Kazom is by using an vacant totem (they don’t have to be bottles.)
However…
The original Jeannie was a human who was transformed into a genie by…
The Blue Djinn!!!!
So, genies are allowed to kill or is this a loophole?
Well, obviously Eevi was able to drive quite a lot through that loophole.
The only real limitation on genie magic in the canon of this strip (again, according to Kazom) is that they cannot change human will. The facts that Rouyaa and Eevi were punished is because they could and did break the rules as set by Haji, and they had to use their magic to break those rules.
As Nanase Kitsune in El Goonish Shive described the laws of physics in her universe as “more like polite suggestions,” so does the rule about obeying the human master. The obvious example is Jean, of course, but there is another in Eevi: She didn’t have to follow his orders, especially the ones she had to know were evil. Which is kind of appropriate to the war we’re talking about now when so many of the participants pleaded after the war that they were “only following orders.”
Meh, who cares about death and carnage on a beach?
The real problem with this strip is that in frame one, Jeanie has somehow acquired Karl Malden’s nose. More time travel hijinks?
Uhh… I really hope you plan on doing some sort of re-writing with this.
At this point you are effectively either going to murder them (way uncalled for) or disrespect the very real struggle of soldiers by depicting two hapless and clueless guys managing to escape a death that most of the trained soldiers could not.
I’m hoping you decide to retcon this to reveal that they were sent to some sort of fantasy simulation or the like, just to scare them without putting them in real danger.
I have to be honest and say I hold similar concerns. Hitler having a genie was pushing it but… acceptable as it was interesting to explore and wonder with. I’m not too sure what the joke will be but it’s got to be played to the end before judged. To give some American perspective it’s the equivalent of putting somone at pearl harbour, or even at ground zero of 9/11. I wonder why Jeanie just didn’t teleport them in front of a bus… would have the same effect and be somewhat kinder. (Except to the driver)
Also because I can’t help it, I like to consider what the reaction would be if genders were reversed. Hmm. Jeannie is not a nice human and at this point not a Jeanie but a demon. Those Greek fishermen were 100% right.
You know most of Jean actions in the past could be defended (to a degree at least) by his short sightedness, but this one comes across as just plain evil, and frankly, out of character. There had better be a good explanation for this.
@Marscaleb, @Ben, and numerous others:
It’s a beach. They’re just hanging out, showing off their muscles. Anderson approached them, not the other way round. They are, in Jeanie’s words, very much minding their own business.
As annoying as these guys are, the fact is that Anderson approached them, and despite the shirt, she’s wearing an attractive, low-cut one-piece. Even if, as others have suggested, she’s doing this to “fit in”, the fact is, she’s not to be taken seriously. Sorry, ladies, but that’s the way most men will respond. (If not quite with so much stereotypical obnoxiousness.)
I chalk this up to Anderson’s lack of experience as a girl.
Dollars to half-melted snowcones, these guys have been approached before, and they are responding in ways that have worked for them before. Not very often, perhaps, but enough to encourage them.
Jeanie’s response is way, way, overboard. Again, dollars to solid gold Cadillacs, this is exactly how Jean behaved before he got himself bottled.
And Jeanie march into women hood continues! Even with all the ranting and raving that Jeanie has done or will do in the future about being a man, she is continuing moving to seeing herself as a women and not a man. She is increasing seeing thing the way a women see things and is increasing offended at the way many if not the way that most guys treat girls and increasingly she is even starting to reject the way she treated girls in the past, because now she on the receiving end of this business.
I am also thinking that these guys, probably tried to pick of Jeanie a few times too, by the way that Jeanie acting, because that pretty harsh even for Jeanie to send two boy to the front lines in the Normandy just before D-day before the shooting started. Jeanie see them trying there magic and Jeanie flips out and jump off the deep end and uses her magic. End of story.
My sister would probably have shot these guys.
Okay, Agent Anderson hates being female – Agent Anderson has been trying to find the person who changed her so she can change back – why in the WORLD is she dressed like that? lol I mean, Jean is a man-woman-whore who thinks all women dress like he/she dresses 😛 but Anderson seems a bit… off
Camouflage.
Plus if she went with just trunks like the two guys she would attract a lot more attention :-).
His swimsuit is rather conservative though.
Lol, that reminds me of this old comic:
http://hippo2.deviantart.com/art/Genie-Con-2011-Part-4-252572202
Assuming the next comic will be coming out tomorrow, it will be the 73rd anniversary of D-Day. Possibly the timing won’t be a coincidence. We may be seeing more of our time travelers.
And if this is going to be another crossover to an old TV series, the most obvious one would be Hogan’s Heroes which started its original run the same week as I Dream of Jeanie. It would fit the whole dreaming of escape thing, since the series was set in a POW camp and the premise was that Hogan and his crew stayed in the camp (mostly) to help other POWs escape.
The big question is how can Mr. Rudd involve Jean in this? If she thinks about it, she can just pop them back. However, considering Jeanie hasn’t remembered to change the Scarlet Avenger back to the boy she used to be, this isn’t at all that likely. And also not nearly as much fun.
From the title, I would think that the “escape” involves Jeanie escaping from Haji’s Palace, or from the Blue Djinn, or both. But neither of those possibilities seem to have any connection with those two guys stranded on the beach in 1944.
Unless…
What if Lord Shona didn’t complete the mission Kazom told Rouyah about? What if the previous comic actually took place at about the same time Kazom was talking about what Haji had decided to do about Eevi? On June 3 I posited that Eevi should have lost her powers well before D-Day, but maybe she didn’t. Maybe she not only still has her powers, but the “help” of the Blue Djinn.
How to get Jeanie back to 1944? Maybe being summoned by either Eevi or the Blue Djinn, possibly mistaking her for Rouyah. It would be a natural mistake if they summoned the bottle.
Maybe just another amazing crackpot pot theory, but if any of it turns out to be true, I get bragging rights.
Getting Jeanie back in 1944 is no big deal at all. All CD Rudd has to do to get Jeanie back there, is for Jeanie to have some personal for go back 1944 like maybe her grandfather before her father was born and there fore Jeanie can’t be born she has to repair time line. But, you would have to have Jeanie out side the time line so that Jeanie doesn’t disappear die before she has a chance to fix the time line so that Jeanie will be in it.
Jeanie don’t generally do things like that, but, if you have a fight between Haji and the Blue Djinn, it might be necessary, because other there fight with each other. One of a Genie fight and blowing things away magically.
As if we needed further proof that Jean is more than a little psychotic.
In response to the many comments about how cruel it is to time shift two characters to Omaha Beach just before the balloon goes up, I feel obligated to point out this is a fictional cartoon. As such the author has complete control over the fate of said characters and the danger they are in is totally up to him. I say this in order to remind people we are dealing with a story in which plot elements do not HAVE to be absolutely random nor faithful to historical probability. If this were true much of what is humorous in art and literature would not be permitable.
So before we get too worked up over the fate of our errant beach boys let us see what the plot has in store for them. Normandy Beach on June 6th may be an extreme overkill for punishment, but so is getting hit by a falling safe, so let’s just let this story play out. (By the way, June 6 is my birthday and many of my friends are convinced it’s in some way Germany’s method of getting revenge on us.)
May very well be one of those Timerider,The Final Countdown “the time line is as it should be because these guys were supposed to go back in time” events. The two poor souls infused with a little magical survival skills. There’s going to be plenty of spare uniforms,weapons and gear on that beach very shortly and getting off that beach and a long slog across Europe is a definite attitude adjuster.