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Jeanie Bottle 357
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Boss Hogg

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Jeanie Bottle 357

Feb16
by Robert on February 16, 2016 at 12:00 am and modified on November 26, 2022. at 9:12 pm
Chapter: Story 08: I Dream of a General
Characters: Boss Hogg, Daisy Duke, Rosco
└ Tags: Boss Hogg, Daisy Duke, Rosco
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  1. Totallyanon
    February 16, 2016, 1:43 am | # | Reply

    They should just let him keep eating like that. He is bound to a heart attack within a month or two.

  2. Kattgirl
    February 16, 2016, 3:11 am | # | Reply

    Ooh – talk about hitting him where he lives! He better think carefully as to whether he wants badly enough to recover his prized possession.

  3. ai_vin
    February 16, 2016, 3:23 am | # | Reply

    Can’t wait for that one to be explained.

    • Robert
      February 16, 2016, 3:49 am | # | Reply

      Oh, I think you’re gonna like it.

    • ijuinkun
      February 16, 2016, 5:18 am | # | Reply

      Hmm, how are they going to claim that Cooter came into ownership of the Boar’s Nest?

      My guess is that they are going to convince Boss Hogg that Cooter got it by magical means, which will result in Hogg rashly going for Jean’s bottle and either foolishly wasting a wish to get his petty revenge, or else giving the Duke Girls the chance to seize the bottle from him.

      BTW: six pounds of chicken wings is a light lunch for one person? No wonder Hogg weighs nearly three hundred pounds.

      • Kattgirl
        February 19, 2016, 3:18 am | # | Reply

        Jeannie could easily poof up a deed showing that Cooter now owns the Boar’s Nest. It would even be properly registered and recorded, and all the title documents and computer records changed. That’s the beauty of being a genie; you don’t even have to know how to do something; you just imagine it, and it happens.

        Sure, the county clerk would be pretty puzzled as to how those documents got there, but there wouldn’t be any way to argue with the signatures, because they’d be authentic.

        And what’s Hogg going to do about it? Argue in court that a bottle genie magically changed things? Boy, that would go over well with the judge. 😉

  4. Jayessell
    February 16, 2016, 3:33 am | # | Reply

    “At last! World conquest is mine! Mwawhaha!
    What? Someone else owns this tourist trap?
    Noooooooooo!”

    • Kattgirl
      February 19, 2016, 3:21 am | # | Reply

      Yeah, but this is just the beginning. Wait until he finds that he now has seventy-two mothers-in-law.

  5. Bad taiming
    February 16, 2016, 7:54 am | # | Reply

    Let me guess Hoggie wishes he owned the boars nest and poof one wish gone. I will guess Cooter is the county comissioner as well. That will be wish three used up.

  6. Master Diver
    February 16, 2016, 9:11 am | # | Reply

    And WHAT kind of boars’ nest will he wind up owning? If Jean decides to give LITERALLY what he wishes for, Boss Hogg could find himself with a very irate curve-tusked bunk-mate!

    • Fearless Ferret
      February 16, 2016, 7:19 pm | # | Reply

      Hoggie – “I wish the Boars’ Nest was mine”
      Hoggie is the one who ends up with the curved tusks and bristly fur.

      • Fearless Ferret
        February 17, 2016, 12:35 am | # | Reply

        I have to amend my comment. Males have tusks but are solitary and don’t nest so the wish to have the nest might result in bristly fur but no tusks of a female wild swine.
        Therefore wish 3
        Hoggie – Grunt grunt snuffle (Translation – I wish I was human)
        Result – female human with no wishes left.

    • Makaira
      February 17, 2016, 10:08 am | # | Reply

      Technically, Jeanie could’ve literally granted his first wish by turning him into something that the Duke boys and the General Lee would never bother. Like a rock on the moon. Though I’m not sure what the genie rules stipulate if the bottle’s owner has wishes left but is no longer capable of making wishes.

  7. Mab
    February 16, 2016, 6:05 pm | # | Reply

    *insert Waylon Jennings here* Looks like them Duke girls are pulling a fast one on ol’ Boss Hogg.

  8. Robert Nowall
    February 16, 2016, 6:45 pm | # | Reply

    Maybe he could get an employee discount…

  9. Larry
    February 18, 2016, 10:06 am | # | Reply

    This is obviously a bluff to tick off Boss Hogg and get him to make a mistake and we will see if it works now.

  10. JJ
    February 19, 2016, 10:23 am | # | Reply

    6 pounds of wings some chicken legs and two breasts. YUM

    • Jenny
      February 20, 2016, 8:12 pm | # | Reply

      Just curious, what would 6 pounds of chicken wings and legs look like? About the size of an average dinner plate?

      • Robert
        February 21, 2016, 6:52 am | # | Reply

        Pretty sure it’d be quite a lot larger than that. Unless you pile that plate really precariously high.

      • JD
        February 21, 2016, 9:19 am | # | Reply

        Each uncooked wing weighs about 3 oz, legs about 5 oz. So 6 pounds of wings and some legs is something like a 30 piece bucket.

  11. Annabelle
    February 22, 2016, 10:41 pm | # | Reply

    Nitpicky: light, rather than lite.

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