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Derick

Comics: 18
Recent Appearance: Jeanie Bottle 262
First Appearance: Jeanie Bottle 230

Jeanie

Jean AKA Jeannie AKA Jeanie is a film, book, and magazine reviewer for a national magazine. Most of Jean’s work is done through email, which means he doesn't have to go into the office. On a trip to find a gift for his girlfriend, Jean found an empty Genie Bottle. Upon picking up this bottle, Jean became the bottle’s new genie-powered occupant. Not only was Jean turned into a genie, but the bottle turned him into what he believed a genie of the bottle should look like. Which, due to his fascination with a classic 60s TV show, turned him into a busty blonde woman.

Comics: 504
Recent Appearance: Jeanie Bottle 721
First Appearance: Jeanie Bottle 1

Neil

A junior engineer working for a small engineering firm in Cocoa Beach. The firm focuses mostly on NASA projects. Neil is Jean’s best friend. When Jean was turned into a genie, Neil became Jeanie’s master.

Comics: 410
Recent Appearance: Jeanie Bottle 721
First Appearance: Jeanie Bottle 1

Sam

Comics: 18
Recent Appearance: Jeanie Bottle 262
First Appearance: Jeanie Bottle 230

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Jeanie Bottle 262

Jul01
by Robert on July 1, 2014 at 12:00 am and modified on November 14, 2022. at 12:44 am
Chapter: Story 06: I Dream of a B-Witch
Characters: Derick, Jeanie, Neil, Sam
└ Tags: Derick, Jeanie, Neil, Sam
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  1. Robert Nowall
    July 1, 2014, 12:57 am | # | Reply

    Wait till they hear the rest of Jean’s backstory…

    • Senko
      July 1, 2014, 7:45 pm | # | Reply

      I’m rather hoping they do hear it the reactions should be entertaining especially if Sam thinks there’s something between Jeanie and Neil.

  2. Archi
    July 1, 2014, 1:43 am | # | Reply

    I like the way Sam is riding that stick. Just like the intro at the beginning of Bewitched!

    • Robert
      July 1, 2014, 4:39 am | # | Reply

      I noticed the same thing! I don’t think Barbara Eden ever did it in a bathing suit, though. So Sam’s got that going for her.

      • Andrew
        July 1, 2014, 2:04 pm | # | Reply

        Elizabeth Montgomery was the broom-rider. Barbara was Jeannie.

      • Robert
        July 2, 2014, 3:47 am | # | Reply

        Whoops, brain fart.

  3. Valentine
    July 1, 2014, 1:50 am | # | Reply

    So Sam weighs as much as a duck?

    • Marscaleb
      July 1, 2014, 11:12 am | # | Reply

      (Laughed out loud)

  4. Mellissalynn
    July 1, 2014, 2:27 am | # | Reply

    And therefore, is made of wood…

    ROFL 🙂

    • Gildsoul
      July 6, 2014, 5:06 am | # | Reply

      And therefore Sam is made of wood. Jean might make that come true.

      I think Sam would look great turned into polished mahogany stained a deep amber with a glossy polyurethane varnish coat.

      A beautiful carved wood statue just perfect for a corner of the living room.

  5. ai_vin
    July 1, 2014, 2:39 am | # | Reply

    No no, they really DO need to fight – preferably in a wading pool full of jello while wearing bikinis. 😉

    • Robert
      July 1, 2014, 4:40 am | # | Reply

      No no no, that’s what Natalie and Ericka need to do!

      Does that work? “Ericka” as a feminized version of “Derick”? I can’t think of anything better, but I suck at this anyway.

      • Tom Sewell
        July 2, 2014, 1:40 pm | # | Reply

        “Doris” might be better, because it means “A Doric person.” Although one thinks of it as a girl’s name, it can be a boy’s name, as in Doris Miller, who won a Navy Cross aboard the USS West Virginia on December 7, 1941.

        On the other hand, “Ericka” might result from something like this:

        HORNY STRIP CLUB PATRON: What’s your name, sweet cheeks?

        DERICK: Derick…

        HORNY STRIP CLUB PATRON: (hearing it as “Duh–Ericka.) Ericka?

        DERICK: Yeah… Ericka.

        HORNY STRIP CLUB PATRON: Is that your real name?

        NATALIE: (being helpful) It’s her working name. She doesn’t have to tell you her real name. Don’t you know how these places work?

      • Casually Observant
        July 3, 2014, 4:24 am | # | Reply

        I’ve heard the name Dericka before, as a feminisation of Derick.
        Although it did involve a time-travelling patricidal hot sauce.

      • 7thphilosopher
        July 3, 2014, 11:49 pm | # | Reply

        Hey Casually Observant, could I get a link to learn more about that?

  6. crypticmirror
    July 1, 2014, 9:29 am | # | Reply

    I’m expecting this news will make things much worse. Like Genies and witches are caught up in an eternal feud, driven to competition where ever they are or something. Mainly because I can’t see how these guy’s luck could have any situation become less complicated with a reveal.

    • Senko
      July 1, 2014, 7:46 pm | # | Reply

      Well what springs to mind is both girls turning on their significant others for interfering even if it was in good cause.

      • Fifties Refugee
        July 3, 2014, 3:17 pm | # | Reply

        The girls already have far too much power, and are far too impulsive.

        The boys need to have at least some level of veto power, otherwise they’ll be reduced to mere pets.

  7. Tina Lynne
    July 1, 2014, 9:52 am | # | Reply

    Elizabeth Montgomery may not have ridden the broom in a bathing suit, but she was know to wear one while on other modes of transportation (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__P1bz4ZkkRA/TLuifKp6agI/AAAAAAAABUY/nC3tH7wzO1Q/s320/liz004a.jpg)

  8. Fifties Refugee
    July 1, 2014, 10:24 am | # | Reply

    Sam strikes me as knowing something about genies.

    She might actually be able to help.

    • Senko
      July 1, 2014, 7:47 pm | # | Reply

      Neil’s read the entire handbook, I think the problem’s more inside Jeanie’s head. Still I suppose she may know some random clause, depends if witch’s have the same implied immortality they get in the show.

      • Fifties Refugee
        July 1, 2014, 11:56 pm | # | Reply

        Neil’s read the handbook, but I don’t see much evidence he’s absorbed it yet. This trick with the bottle is one of the few occassions he’s tried to use his knowledge.

        In any event, I didn’t mean for Sam to advice Neil, but to sit Jeanie down and have a heart to heart girl talk. Jeanie’s the one who has no understanding of her situation.

      • Fifties Refugee
        July 1, 2014, 11:57 pm | # | Reply

        “advise”, Ref, not “advice”. Gah.

  9. Bad Taiming
    July 3, 2014, 2:16 am | # | Reply

    I wonder if a few thousand years will be enough time for jean to wise up and lose the snark.

  10. Greenhornet
    July 3, 2014, 4:18 pm | # | Reply

    JEAN: Do I look like I’m dressed as a witch?
    SAM: Weeell, there was my second cousin Shelly…

  11. Valentine
    July 6, 2014, 10:40 am | # | Reply

    Well, she turned me into a newt.

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