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Derick

Comics: 18
Recent Appearance: Jeanie Bottle 262
First Appearance: Jeanie Bottle 230

Jeanie

Jean AKA Jeannie AKA Jeanie is a film, book, and magazine reviewer for a national magazine. Most of Jean’s work is done through email, which means he doesn't have to go into the office. On a trip to find a gift for his girlfriend, Jean found an empty Genie Bottle. Upon picking up this bottle, Jean became the bottle’s new genie-powered occupant. Not only was Jean turned into a genie, but the bottle turned him into what he believed a genie of the bottle should look like. Which, due to his fascination with a classic 60s TV show, turned him into a busty blonde woman.

Comics: 509
Recent Appearance: Jeanie Bottle 729
First Appearance: Jeanie Bottle 1

Neil

A junior engineer working for a small engineering firm in Cocoa Beach. The firm focuses mostly on NASA projects. Neil is Jean’s best friend. When Jean was turned into a genie, Neil became Jeanie’s master.

Comics: 413
Recent Appearance: Jeanie Bottle 727
First Appearance: Jeanie Bottle 1

Sam

Comics: 18
Recent Appearance: Jeanie Bottle 262
First Appearance: Jeanie Bottle 230

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Jeanie Bottle 260

Jun17
by Robert on June 17, 2014 at 12:00 am and modified on October 30, 2022. at 3:59 pm
Chapter: Story 06: I Dream of a B-Witch
Characters: Derick, Jeanie, Neil, Sam
└ Tags: Derick, Jeanie, Neil, Poof, Sam
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  1. Fifties Refugee
    June 17, 2014, 12:33 am | # | Reply

    Neil! You are her Master! Show no fear! They can sense fear!

    Ah, screw it, yer doomed. Swat her on the ass and tell her she’s a bad girl. What the hey. Might as well get some fun out of it.

  2. Robert Nowall
    June 17, 2014, 2:42 am | # | Reply

    Wow. Two comics in a week.

    • Robert
      June 17, 2014, 3:59 am | # | Reply

      Yup, CD’s on a roll. In fact, all of this week’s SS.org comics are already done, and scheduled to go up at their usual times.

  3. ijuinkun
    June 17, 2014, 4:10 am | # | Reply

    That’s one quick way to stop the fight without walking into the field of fire. Let’s see if Jean will let the boys have the chance to explain that Sam is not a genie (and explain to Sam that Jean is not a witch).

  4. Archi
    June 17, 2014, 4:32 am | # | Reply

    Why does Derrick have a broom?

    • ranck
      June 17, 2014, 7:26 am | # | Reply

      Maybe it’s Sam’s broom? Though, why Derrick would have it I don’t know.

      • Jayessell
        June 17, 2014, 8:08 am | # | Reply

        Maybe when you rub a witch’s broom…

      • Valentine
        June 17, 2014, 9:03 pm | # | Reply

        I don’t want to see any comics with some guy rubbing his broomstick.

  5. Tom Sewell
    June 17, 2014, 9:37 am | # | Reply

    Meanwhile, back in Roger’s kitchen, the pasta has been cooking for, what, seven weeks now, so it’s maybe time he checked on his niece, or at least asks who the heck she’s talking to.

    But at the beach, Jean is mad at Neil. What does Jean do when she’s mad at Neil? Maybe we’ll see Natalie back at the Hiram?

    But assuming Uncle Roger doesn’t show up quite yet, what would Caley want from her very own genie? Maybe being changed into a grownup so that Neil will take her seriously?

    • Regal
      June 19, 2014, 4:58 pm | # | Reply

      “What does Jean do when she’s mad at Neil?”

      Pants full of crabs, maybe?

  6. Jayessell
    June 17, 2014, 2:47 pm | # | Reply

    He could have rubbed the bottle at the apartment and Poofed back to the beach.

    • Fairportfan
      June 17, 2014, 6:43 pm | # | Reply

      No – that would have left him at the apartment alone with a ticked-off genie.

      At least this way, with witnesses, maybe Jeannie won’t be quite as inventive in thinking up an appropriate retribution…

      • OrlahEhontas
        June 17, 2014, 9:15 pm | # | Reply

        Really? and on what tidbit of information are you basing THAT supposition on? Remember, this is a ‘girl’ that changed an entire tuna boat to females because one (1, mind you!) of the crew insulted her.

      • Fairportfan
        June 18, 2014, 4:50 am | # | Reply

        Ah – but there were no witnesses … the boat was at sea and the only “witnesses” were the people she did it to.

      • Senko
        June 20, 2014, 10:33 am | # | Reply

        Then how about a certain red-haired co-ed actress?

    • Tom Sewell
      June 17, 2014, 6:44 pm | # | Reply

      More likely Jean would have Natalie’d Neil again, poofed him to the strip club, and then poofed herself back to the beach to finish the duel.

      • Casually Observant
        June 24, 2014, 2:40 am | # | Reply

        Doesn’t Jean still have to obey Neil’s wishes?

  7. Fairportfan
    June 17, 2014, 6:41 pm | # | Reply

    Two new girls, coming right up!

    • Tom Sewell
      June 17, 2014, 6:47 pm | # | Reply

      Maybe more than two. Caley might ask Araceli to turn her into a grownup–or Araceli might kiddify herself to hang with Caley around Roger without letting on that she’s a genie. Or combine the two: the real Caley goes to put moves on Neil while Araceli, disguised as Caley, stays behind to keep Uncle Roger out of the way…

  8. Mulgorath
    June 18, 2014, 3:59 am | # | Reply

    Neil: Master if the Genie bottle who hardly makes any wishes or wills his genie into doing things for him because he’s a good natured guy who is down to Earth and content.
    …
    Yeah I get that, but sometimes you’d think he’d enforce something for security seeing Jean is the genie. Anyway, good luck to you Neil (Derrick too), you’ll need it.

    • Fairportfan
      June 18, 2014, 4:51 am | # | Reply

      He used up his three wishes real early.

      • Tom Sewell
        June 18, 2014, 9:30 am | # | Reply

        Yes, but Jean decided to stay with Neal because (choose one or more):

        1) He didn’t want to desert his best pal.
        2) He’s been secretly attracted to Neil all along.
        3) If he didn’t stay with Neil, Lord Guano would make him spend 100 years in his/her bottle.

      • Fairportfan
        June 19, 2014, 1:38 am | # | Reply

        Yeah. I was replying to Mulgorath wondering why Neil didn’t lay down the law.

      • Senko
        June 20, 2014, 10:34 am | # | Reply

        Bit hard to do when you still think of her as your best friend rather than a genie, also hard to do to someone who can turn you into an exotic dancer if you tick her off.

  9. Robert Nowall
    June 18, 2014, 5:04 am | # | Reply

    When someone rubs the bottle, not only does Jean appear, Jean changes outfits, too…

    • Fairportfan
      June 20, 2014, 6:48 am | # | Reply

      …and her hair gets fixed.

  10. Tom Sewell
    June 18, 2014, 9:32 am | # | Reply

    Why the broom? Maybe to sweep up the body parts at the end of the duel. (Come to think of it, the beach is probably covered with bits of crab and lobster by now…)

  11. Ndingo
    June 19, 2014, 7:11 am | # | Reply

    Sam the witch wins via forfeit

    • Jayessell
      June 19, 2014, 8:17 am | # | Reply

      That’s right.
      Left the playing field without calling a time-out.

      Loser buys the drinks!

  12. MaleKim
    June 19, 2014, 10:40 am | # | Reply

    From what I know, djinn are listed just below angels in terms of power. So, no matter how much more popular Sam’s show was, Jeannie should be able to take her.

    • Tom Sewell
      June 19, 2014, 4:43 pm | # | Reply

      But Sam actually studies magic while Jean just wings it. Jean has already gotten disembodied once and made a shark tank out of Neil’s room. Care to bet against her never making another screw-up?

      While we’re on the subject of the duel, is it really over? Look down the left-hand margin again and check the last choice on the survey. Doesn’t that hint that Lord Birdcrap and the Mother-in-Law From Hell have parts yet to play in this contest of (half) wits?

  13. Jayessell
    June 19, 2014, 9:41 pm | # | Reply

    “Neil! What the hell? I was about to make my move!”

    “You’ve been making your move for the last half hour!”

    • Senko
      June 20, 2014, 10:39 am | # | Reply

      I think they’ve both made their moves on the other a few times in this strip.

  14. Fairportfan
    June 21, 2014, 6:38 am | # | Reply

    …and Jean finally lost her pants completely. (Just sayin’ because nobody else seems to have)

    • Robert
      June 21, 2014, 2:00 pm | # | Reply

      Huh, I totally missed that! Nice catch.

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