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Derick

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Recent Appearance: Jeanie Bottle 262
First Appearance: Jeanie Bottle 230

Jeanie

Jean AKA Jeannie AKA Jeanie is a film, book, and magazine reviewer for a national magazine. Most of Jean’s work is done through email, which means he doesn't have to go into the office. On a trip to find a gift for his girlfriend, Jean found an empty Genie Bottle. Upon picking up this bottle, Jean became the bottle’s new genie-powered occupant. Not only was Jean turned into a genie, but the bottle turned him into what he believed a genie of the bottle should look like. Which, due to his fascination with a classic 60s TV show, turned him into a busty blonde woman.

Comics: 504
Recent Appearance: Jeanie Bottle 721
First Appearance: Jeanie Bottle 1

Neil

A junior engineer working for a small engineering firm in Cocoa Beach. The firm focuses mostly on NASA projects. Neil is Jean’s best friend. When Jean was turned into a genie, Neil became Jeanie’s master.

Comics: 410
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First Appearance: Jeanie Bottle 1

Sam

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First Appearance: Jeanie Bottle 230

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Jeanie Bottle 252

Mar18
by Robert on March 18, 2014 at 12:00 am and modified on October 30, 2022. at 3:45 pm
Chapter: Story 06: I Dream of a B-Witch
Characters: Derick, Jeanie, Neil, Sam
└ Tags: Derick, Jeanie, Neil, Poof, Sam
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  1. Riniko
    March 18, 2014, 12:16 am | # | Reply

    Oh, she will, she has experience with summoning sharks.

    • Fairportfan
      March 18, 2014, 12:46 am | # | Reply

      In fact, what’s that right behind Sam?

      • Valentine
        March 18, 2014, 2:55 am | # | Reply

        the Land Shark is considered the cleverest of all sharks. Unlike the Great White shark, which tends to inhabit the waters and harbors of recreational beach areas, the Land Shark may strike at any place, any time. It is capable of disguising its voice, and generally preys on young, single women.

      • Senko
        March 19, 2014, 2:44 am | # | Reply

        Ah but behind Sam is something even worse than that its the loan Shark.

      • Tom Sewell
        March 21, 2014, 5:29 pm | # | Reply

        Ummm, I do believe that the Land Shark’s last appearance was something like thirty years ago. Apparently I’m not the only one old enough to remember Chevy Chase.

        And Cleavon Little delivered the “Candygram for Mongo!” FORTY years ago, kids.

    • norman728
      March 18, 2014, 10:51 pm | # | Reply

      CANDY-GRAM!

  2. Ben
    March 18, 2014, 12:29 am | # | Reply

    Someone should tell Sam that Piranhas are a FRESH water fish.

    • Robert
      March 18, 2014, 12:41 am | # | Reply

      Do you know what I found on google when I went to check that “piranha” was spelled correctly? This: http://news.travel.aol.com/2010/10/21/fisherman-catches-rare-giant-piranha/

      If that monster wants to live in salt water, I’m not gonna argue with it!

      • Mulgorath
        March 18, 2014, 2:38 am | # | Reply

        What’s this about the Piranha being a monster?

      • S.Meier
        March 18, 2014, 6:30 pm | # | Reply

        Piranha cannot live in salt water. However its larger cousin can and it appears that is what the fisherman caught…It’s a common mistake, many make it.

      • jaimehlers
        March 19, 2014, 9:25 am | # | Reply

        Reading comprehension, people.

        The goliath tigerfish (the one shown in that article) is a freshwater fish that was caught in the Congo River in Africa. The reason the article made a point of the fisherman going after it is because it’s one of the most dangerous fishes alive. It is not a saltwater fish, never was a saltwater fish, and would die pretty quickly if it somehow got into salt water.

        The reason this fish is so dangerous is because it’s been known to attack and eat crocodiles, and some species of African tigerfish have been observed to attack and catch birds in flight.

    • Orlah Ehontas
      March 18, 2014, 6:35 pm | # | Reply

      Oh, I think Florida FWC is going to have something to say about the whole issue, if they happen to show up in time. Don’t know what the fines are, but they charge per fish and I counted at least 5 in that last panel. 😀

    • Makaira
      March 22, 2014, 1:19 pm | # | Reply

      Freshwater fish can live in salt water just fine, and vice versa. They just won’t live past an hour or so. The salt water will draw water out of their bodies until they die (opposite for saltwater fish in fresh water). This doesn’t happen instantaneously – it takes some time. We used to feed goldfish (freshwater) to puffers (saltwater) all the time. There are lots of videos of this on YouTube.

      A few fish can cope with both. Some of the earliest recorded shark attacks were by bull sharks in rivers.

  3. Fairportfan
    March 18, 2014, 12:45 am | # | Reply

    Jean’s gonna be down to just that leotard (i assume, since it’s what she was exercising in, right?) in a couple minutes if those sweat pants keep sliding.

    • Senko
      March 19, 2014, 2:45 am | # | Reply

      I’ve been thinking swimsuit myself.

  4. refugee
    March 18, 2014, 1:17 am | # | Reply

    OK, I abandon my “witches hate water” speculation.

    Gosh darn, those two girls are cute! Especially, as noted, Jeanie’s slipping sweat pants.

    • Fairportfan
      March 18, 2014, 7:15 am | # | Reply

      In fact, they slipped some more – off her left hip – between Panel One and Panel Three.

      I foresee her losing the duel because she tries to take a step, not noticing that her pants have fallen around her ankles and falls flat on her cute little button nose.

      • Orlah Ehontas
        March 18, 2014, 6:38 pm | # | Reply

        I should know this one, but who is your avatar on this comment. It almost looks like JollyJack’s OC Chloe, but not quite.

      • Fairportfan
        March 19, 2014, 6:39 am | # | Reply

        It’s from Sequential Art, so you’re close; Vanity Thorne, Kat’s University roommate and goth poet.

        The background is another picture entirely.

        Check here for the full composite.

      • Fairportfan
        March 19, 2014, 6:40 am | # | Reply

        Argh. This board doesn’t make links clearly visible. Clicj\k here: http://electronictiger.net/vc.jpg

  5. NinaLeo
    March 18, 2014, 1:25 am | # | Reply

    I can see these two becoming fast friends. Look out world!

  6. Rivyn
    March 18, 2014, 1:27 am | # | Reply

    hot!

    bring on the jello!!

  7. dragon8writer
    March 18, 2014, 2:17 am | # | Reply

    Interesting fact about Piranha’s – contrary to myth, they will *not* attack humans. (…Unlike that goliath thing Robert linked too. 0,o ) I wouldn’t want to test this myself, but it’s apparently possible to wade into their waters with a big bit of beef: They’ll eat the meat, and won’t even touch you. (Not like they *couldn’t* strip us to the bones… but we’re large, and they’re not interested. 8U )

    LUCKY FOR JEAN, HUH????????????????????????????

    (I do hope they manage to become friends after all this, though. ;; )

    • Valentine
      March 18, 2014, 2:50 am | # | Reply

      I wouldn’t go wading with an open wound though. Piranhas attack injured and bleeding and dead animals.

    • S.Meier
      March 18, 2014, 6:26 pm | # | Reply

      And Piranha’s cannot live in salt water (They live only in rivers with whitewater), that’s just a myth that they can. In truth a Piranha shall died very quickly in true salt water. Of course, the two might be in a harbour or bay and that would be fresh mixed with salt water. So they could survive there for a very limited time. It has a cousin that does go into the oceans, and are mistaken for piranha. Piranha are kept as pets and almost never attack humans. Its believed Human blood mixed with skin oils make themselves untasty.

      • Valentine
        March 18, 2014, 10:43 pm | # | Reply

        I might point out that being a Witch, Sam can make saltwater piranha if she wants.

  8. Mulgorath
    March 18, 2014, 2:37 am | # | Reply

    Wah WAh WAH WAAAAAHHH~!!!

  9. Gladsong
    March 18, 2014, 2:51 am | # | Reply

    Sam is going to loose because she cannot think big. It turns out that Jeannie seems ton be the smarter of the two. But I have to wonder what that life guard is doing. If this keeps up, he might have to call the National Guard! So much for my theory about not hurting each other!

    • Gladsong
      March 18, 2014, 2:55 am | # | Reply

      Somehow, a couple of extra n’s snuck in there. Sorry!

    • Orlah Ehontas
      March 18, 2014, 6:31 pm | # | Reply

      If you are referring to the two guys on the beach there, that’s Sam’s husband and Jean’s vict… I mean, Master, talking to each other.

      • Senko
        March 19, 2014, 2:46 am | # | Reply

        The lifeguard and whoever he was talking too are probably offscreen to the left or right.

      • Senko
        March 19, 2014, 2:49 am | # | Reply

        Took a look they’re to the left of the fence when facing the beach and this duel is well within their line of sight.

      • Gladsong
        March 20, 2014, 10:10 pm | # | Reply

        I know what Neil and Derick are doing! There is a lifeguard on the beach, most likely watching the whole thing. I’m wondering what he’s doing about it.

      • Senko
        March 23, 2014, 1:07 pm | # | Reply

        Ring ring, ring ring click “Hi boss, look I’m sorry but I’m going off duty . . . yeah I know its short notice I’ll take down the flags till you get someone out here . . . look I’m sorry but I’m sick, or drunk, or not drunk enough.”

      • Gladsong
        March 23, 2014, 7:29 pm | # | Reply

        Yeah, that would be one option, especially if he must make a quick change of his swim suit!

  10. Doggypoo
    March 18, 2014, 3:24 am | # | Reply

    Uhoh, sam may need to jump over a shark in the next strip!

  11. Archi
    March 18, 2014, 4:03 am | # | Reply

    I wonder when Sam is going to notice that Jean can cast without moving a muscle. In fact she can cast in the middle of a conversation! Of course Jean’s weakness is her connection to her bottle, but Sam has no way of knowing this and if she did they wouldn’t be fighting.

  12. knite0
    March 18, 2014, 10:45 am | # | Reply

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvCI-gNK_y4 heheheheh.

  13. Silent Shadow
    March 18, 2014, 12:09 pm | # | Reply

    Imagine if Jean summoned a Megalodon; oh, the look on Sam’s face would be priceless.

  14. Raen
    March 18, 2014, 2:21 pm | # | Reply

    Forgot the skinny-dipping hippie.

  15. Gabe Puratekuta
    March 18, 2014, 3:33 pm | # | Reply

    Never underestimate a genie that used to be an immature misogynistic guy. NEVER!

  16. Frith Ra
    March 18, 2014, 5:40 pm | # | Reply

    Now I find myself if being a witch is, like being a Wotch, gender specific.

    Personally, I might have tried to summon “Monstro” http://disney.wikia.com/wiki/File:Monstro_smash.jpg

    • SGT Lewis
      March 18, 2014, 6:57 pm | # | Reply

      Not quite like being a wotch. The male version of the witch is the warlock.

      • Casually Observant
        March 20, 2014, 4:11 am | # | Reply

        What is the female equivalent of a wizard or a mage?
        Sorcerer and sorceress are obvious pendants.

      • Annabelle
        March 22, 2014, 5:42 pm | # | Reply

        Wizardess and Womage.

      • Senko
        March 23, 2014, 1:09 pm | # | Reply

        Actually I believe mage is gender neutral and can apply to male or female mages equally.

    • Gabe Puratekuta
      March 20, 2014, 4:19 pm | # | Reply

      I AM a witch and I do mainly use my magic for TG XD

  17. SGT Lewis
    March 18, 2014, 6:59 pm | # | Reply

    Both contestants have only used elements and wild life so far. They have yet to attack the other directly with magic. So no sex or age changes as of yet.

  18. Elfguy
    March 18, 2014, 11:16 pm | # | Reply

    This could escalate quickly…Jean is the only one likely to stoop to summoning a tentacle monster, however.

    • Gamaran Sepudomyn
      March 19, 2014, 11:33 am | # | Reply

      I think (s)he has enough of a sense of self-preservation (and has probably watched enough movies/anime/etc. featuring them to know that that won’t end well for her either) to avoid that. Godzilla seems like a definite candidate, though.

      • Senko
        March 19, 2014, 5:28 pm | # | Reply

        This is the girl who wound up bound and gagged because she kept mouthing off to the genie who showed up to explain things.

      • Robert
        March 21, 2014, 1:58 am | # | Reply

        Yeah, Senko has a point. Jeanie has been shown time and again to have very little in the way of common sense.

      • Senko
        March 23, 2014, 1:12 pm | # | Reply

        Case in point summoning a shark while your standing in water, of course summoning pirahna isn’t that bright either.

  19. Orion Mustang
    March 19, 2014, 1:02 am | # | Reply

    Piranhas and now sharks? What next?!

    • Valentine
      March 19, 2014, 5:45 am | # | Reply

      Spiny Norman.

  20. Bad Taiming
    March 20, 2014, 3:43 am | # | Reply

    Jean should just step out of those sweat pants they are just a hindrance.
    I am loving the silly fight.

  21. Tom Sewell
    March 20, 2014, 6:11 pm | # | Reply

    I wonder when or if Sam will wonder why Jeanie is wearing a hat with a swimsuit.

    • Senko
      March 20, 2014, 8:35 pm | # | Reply

      Well obviously because she intended to go swimming later but doesn’t want to get sunburnt.

      • Gladsong
        March 20, 2014, 10:16 pm | # | Reply

        She wore that hat while surfing very early in this strip. She can take it off, so I guess she likes it!

      • Senko
        March 23, 2014, 1:11 pm | # | Reply

        In the words of Dr Who “Fez’s are cool.”

  22. Morgan
    March 20, 2014, 11:17 pm | # | Reply

    I THINK THEY SHOULD RUN INTO ARACELI on that beach.

    • Robert
      March 21, 2014, 1:59 am | # | Reply

      Hmm, interesting idea, but her bottle is actually in transit by mail right now, rather than anywhere in the ocean.

    • Tom Sewell
      March 21, 2014, 5:42 pm | # | Reply

      But that doesn’t preclude some other bottle washing up on the beach… maybe the totem of one of Araceli’s sisters? (see the contest entries at http://cdrudd.deviantart.com/art/Genie-contest-Entries-175630683)

    • Morgan
      March 21, 2014, 11:14 pm | # | Reply

      I thought her bottle was being shipped to a beach in Florida but I found it was a different beach. a Coke Coal Beach

      https://jeaniebottle.com/?p=870

      • Tom Sewell
        March 22, 2014, 1:27 pm | # | Reply

        If the bottle doesn’t wind up in the dead letter office, I guess there’s a fair chance that it could raise a flag at Homeland Security–remember the MiB’s from Homeland Security way back in Story 5?

  23. Captshiro
    March 24, 2014, 10:23 pm | # | Reply

    Just wanted to say, I’m loving this I haven’t read this comics since it first started now I’m slapping myself from ever leaving this behind I hope you continue to do this for as long as reasonably possible

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