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Derick

Comics: 18
Recent Appearance: Jeanie Bottle 262
First Appearance: Jeanie Bottle 230

Jeanie

Jean AKA Jeannie AKA Jeanie is a film, book, and magazine reviewer for a national magazine. Most of Jean’s work is done through email, which means he doesn't have to go into the office. On a trip to find a gift for his girlfriend, Jean found an empty Genie Bottle. Upon picking up this bottle, Jean became the bottle’s new genie-powered occupant. Not only was Jean turned into a genie, but the bottle turned him into what he believed a genie of the bottle should look like. Which, due to his fascination with a classic 60s TV show, turned him into a busty blonde woman.

Comics: 504
Recent Appearance: Jeanie Bottle 721
First Appearance: Jeanie Bottle 1

Neil

A junior engineer working for a small engineering firm in Cocoa Beach. The firm focuses mostly on NASA projects. Neil is Jean’s best friend. When Jean was turned into a genie, Neil became Jeanie’s master.

Comics: 410
Recent Appearance: Jeanie Bottle 721
First Appearance: Jeanie Bottle 1

Sam

Comics: 18
Recent Appearance: Jeanie Bottle 262
First Appearance: Jeanie Bottle 230

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Jeanie Bottle 244

Jan21
by Robert on January 21, 2014 at 12:00 am and modified on October 28, 2022. at 11:58 pm
Chapter: Story 06: I Dream of a B-Witch
Characters: Derick, Jeanie, Neil, Sam
└ Tags: Cocoa Beach Surf Shop, Derick, Jeanie, Neil, Poof, Sam
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  1. SageM
    January 21, 2014, 12:28 am | # | Reply

    and that’s a game over for jean…. still it was worth a shot.

  2. Andros414
    January 21, 2014, 12:42 am | # | Reply

    Oh, Jean… /)_<

  3. ijuinkun
    January 21, 2014, 12:47 am | # | Reply

    Who wants to bet that Sam is thinking that Jean is a witch like her, just as much as Jean thinks that Sam is a genie?

    • ai vin
      January 21, 2014, 2:23 am | # | Reply

      Sucker bet.

    • Gladsong
      January 21, 2014, 3:26 am | # | Reply

      …and both trying not to be discovered, unless of course, Sam is the very curious type. Oh wait, Didn’t Sam just see Jeanie and Neil poof into existence just outside the window!?

  4. Jayessell
    January 21, 2014, 7:53 am | # | Reply

    Or maybe Samantha saw her poof, but didn’t feel a disturbance in The Force/ripple in the time stream/dimensional folding that normally accompanies Witch teleportation, and wonders why.

    • Gladsong
      January 21, 2014, 5:28 pm | # | Reply

      Wow! This is heavy, dude!! Question tho, if Jeanie keeps messing around with the dimensional time stream, couldn’t she cause a force/wave to loop the time dimension back to the point where Jean became Jeannie? If the time stream keeps looping back at a given point, this could become a very boring strip!

      • Casually Observant
        January 23, 2014, 2:17 am | # | Reply

        They tried that. Causality violation is against Da Rules.
        Not to mention impossible.

  5. Rock
    January 21, 2014, 7:59 am | # | Reply

    … How has Jean managed to survive so long with this little intelligence?

    • Frith Ra
      January 21, 2014, 8:18 am | # | Reply

      Sheer unadulterated luck.

    • Gladsong
      January 21, 2014, 8:37 am | # | Reply

      Men’s logic has been replaced with women’s intuition. Both are good, but she (he?) hasn’t learned how to use it yet!

      • Orlah Ehontas
        January 21, 2014, 11:18 am | # | Reply

        Naw, I think Jean still has “Men’s Logic”, in addition to “Women’s Intuition”. Problem is, the two “operating systems” are incompatible with each other, in the same body, and keep crashing on her/him. 🙂

        And we get to enjoy the crashes! 😀

      • Gladsong
        January 21, 2014, 5:36 pm | # | Reply

        Men’s logic and women’s intuition fighting for dominance in the same head? Yes, that would explain a lot of things!

      • Rock
        January 22, 2014, 11:19 am | # | Reply

        … I don’t think she has either one. Nor does she have women’s logic or men’s intuition.

      • Gladsong
        January 22, 2014, 7:06 pm | # | Reply

        The more I examine her, the more I see a “high-maintenance girlfriend” type, in which intuition is non-existent. And men’s logic? That’s gone! Remember when she acted as a substitute school teacher to get Melvin to wright a love letter? No guy in a woman’s body would dress that hot! She no longer talks about being a man, and is now Neil’s shadow. Interesting!

    • Bad Taiming71
      January 26, 2014, 4:42 pm | # | Reply

      Lol I wonder that my self. Maybe she sat on a lucky horse she or rabbits foot and it got lodge were the sun doesn’t shine.
      Whats the deal with lucky rabbits feet any ways they are not that lucky for the rabbits?

      • Gladsong
        January 27, 2014, 4:09 pm | # | Reply

        “…and for every set of horseshoes human beings use for luck, somewhere in this world’s a barefoot horse!” From Alan Sherman’s song, “Lotsa Luck” from the 1960’s.

  6. SGT Lewis
    January 21, 2014, 8:40 am | # | Reply

    So they now both know that there is another magic user near by, but both don’t know the other one knows. I can almost hear the storm warning sirens now.

  7. Marscaleb
    January 21, 2014, 1:06 pm | # | Reply

    Wow, that mannequin on the first floor sure looks a lot like Samantha.

  8. It's Me
    January 21, 2014, 10:11 pm | # | Reply

    Meanwhile back at the ranch….

  9. Doug
    January 23, 2014, 12:39 am | # | Reply

    Endora is going to have a feild day with this one. I suspect she’ll switch Sam and Jean at some point.

  10. Gladsong
    January 23, 2014, 10:52 pm | # | Reply

    Impossible!? Superman is impossible! Hagar the Horrible is impossible! Heck, Jeanie Bottle is impossible!! Comics are where our wildest dreams can become reality. And Da Rules? CD writes the rules. He’s the only one who can’t break them! If he says, the square root of -1 = pi, then it is so. A square peg must fit in a round hole in order for a female soul to fit into a male body (& vice versa). Surely you can see this! (P.S., Thanks guy, for a comment I can rant and rave about. It’s all fun!)

    • Cd Rudd
      January 24, 2014, 11:55 pm | # | Reply

      You’ve been reading Sailorsun.org, haven’t you?

      • Gladsong
        January 26, 2014, 12:52 am | # | Reply

        Yes I have, but why do you think so?

      • Gladsong
        January 26, 2014, 12:58 am | # | Reply

        Oh, I see. It’s the soul & body switching stuff, compared to just poofing a guy into a gal. I hope you liked my logic tho.

  11. Gladsong
    January 23, 2014, 10:55 pm | # | Reply

    I blew it again! This belongs up with Casually Observant’s comment.

    • Casually Observant
      January 28, 2014, 2:25 am | # | Reply

      You make a good point.
      It is still canon that a genie cannot change the past.
      Only historians can do that.

      • Gladsong
        January 28, 2014, 10:14 pm | # | Reply

        So true! And they use that power indiscriminately!!

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