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Jeanie

Jean AKA Jeannie AKA Jeanie is a film, book, and magazine reviewer for a national magazine. Most of Jean’s work is done through email, which means he doesn't have to go into the office. On a trip to find a gift for his girlfriend, Jean found an empty Genie Bottle. Upon picking up this bottle, Jean became the bottle’s new genie-powered occupant. Not only was Jean turned into a genie, but the bottle turned him into what he believed a genie of the bottle should look like. Which, due to his fascination with a classic 60s TV show, turned him into a busty blonde woman.

Comics: 504
Recent Appearance: Jeanie Bottle 721
First Appearance: Jeanie Bottle 1

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Recent Appearance: Fan Takeover: Back Breakers
First Appearance: Jeanie Bottle 91

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Jeanie Bottle 162

Oct02
by CD Rudd on October 2, 2012 at 12:00 am and modified on October 26, 2022. at 4:16 am
Chapter: Story 04: I Dream of my Old Bottle
Characters: Jeanie, Kazom
└ Tags: Jeanie, Kazom, Red's Backstory
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  1. Elfguy
    October 2, 2012, 12:37 am | # | Reply

    Guess he WAS thinking about Wishmaster and the “That which is eternal cannot die” scene.

    • thing
      January 9, 2018, 7:12 pm | # | Reply

      “But if it’s any consolation, that hurt like hell.” I saw that 20 years ago and I remember it well. A line so memorable, it has been stolen by other things, for instance Cell said it in DBZ abridged. That’s a great series. Except for the 2nd one. Watch Wishmaster 1, 3 and 4 only. The 2nd one was stupid and religious with an annoying Christian overtone and message at the end.

  2. Fairportfan
    October 2, 2012, 12:59 am | # | Reply

    Ooopsie.

  3. KiTA
    October 2, 2012, 2:12 am | # | Reply

    Bit of a typo there — “And it will never be permit.” -> “And it will never be permanent.”

    • ranck
      October 2, 2012, 8:17 am | # | Reply

      He may have meant “permitted.” In other words you could change a being’s core self, but not your own. I imagine a big book of genie rules and regulations: Chapter 2, paragraph 12, section 3, subsection B: “Ability to change a being’s core self can not be applied to oneself.”

      • Raen
        October 5, 2012, 3:05 am | # | Reply

        Doesn’t really make sense in context, though, since in the first panel he implies that she will be able to in the future.

  4. Waffliesinyoface
    October 2, 2012, 2:30 am | # | Reply

    Since she’s a Genie, Can’t she just have Niel wish that she was immortal?

    • Buckybone
      October 2, 2012, 2:56 pm | # | Reply

      It’s probably against DA RULES.

  5. daedalus
    October 2, 2012, 7:27 am | # | Reply

    Bummer, she just keeps coming across new disadvantages…

  6. Gabe Puratekuta
    October 2, 2012, 7:43 am | # | Reply

    Of course genies die. What would give anyone the idea otherwise?

  7. ranck
    October 2, 2012, 8:18 am | # | Reply

    Hurray! Halloween Jeanie is back!

  8. Ty294
    October 2, 2012, 10:54 am | # | Reply

    What makes you think we’re immortal?

    Oh, I don’t know… just that we tend to get stuck in bottles for 500 years at times and still be alive after it.

    • Blade
      October 5, 2012, 4:25 pm | # | Reply

      Right?

    • Elfguy
      October 8, 2012, 11:42 pm | # | Reply

      Maybe time spent in a bottle is “Saved” (Genie doesn’t age when in their bottle/lamp/whatever) – so if Jeanie slept 8 hours in the bottle every night, She would live 1/3rd longer than if she didn’t…

      (I guess you CAN save time in a bottle…someone tell Jim Croce’s ghost!

  9. Norman728
    October 2, 2012, 1:07 pm | # | Reply

    “This Time?” I’m confused did Jean ever die “other than his male self”.

    • Rivyn
      October 5, 2012, 6:37 am | # | Reply

      No, I think the cat just meant that she’s lucky she didnt die the first time it happene, thats all

  10. Jezzi Stewart
    October 2, 2012, 1:09 pm | # | Reply

    I’m confused about what Jeanie wants, I thought she was finally talking abut going back to being Gene, but I’m also getting the feeling that that’s not the case.

    • Frith Ra
      October 2, 2012, 1:46 pm | # | Reply

      I suspect that Jeanie wants to be Gene with supernatural powers.

      How many ways could THAT go wrong?

      • poof
        October 6, 2012, 11:29 pm | # | Reply

        Gene/Jeanie is quite self-centered, it would make sense that he wants to be Gene with super powers rather than just be Gene.

  11. Hippo
    October 3, 2012, 3:33 am | # | Reply

    Here’s my idea about the non-immortal-genie-concept: Genies don’t age and don’t die of old age (being stuck inside a bottle for centuries). But Genies can be killed or otherwise destroyed.

    • Orlah
      October 3, 2012, 8:03 pm | # | Reply

      I’m thinking more along the lines of “magical dimension” wherein the occupant, i.e. the Genie, does not physically age while interred in the bottle, but once released, ages at a normal rate with all the disadvantages of a mortal being ensuing (wrinkles, Cooper’s droop, etc…). Thereby giving the illusion to the uninitiated that genies live forever.

      However, I could be wrong. Wouldn’t be the first time. Probably won’t be the last. 😀

  12. gargamuza2004
    October 3, 2012, 5:28 am | # | Reply

    Well, when Jeanie committed that mistake she was turned to a ghost. That was technically like dying, just that she was brought back to life later by Kazom.

  13. Fairportfan
    October 3, 2012, 7:08 am | # | Reply

    I think the confusion here may be between “immortal” (not dying of natural causes) and “invulnerable/unkillable”.

    Many “immortal” creatures – elves, demons, etc. – in myth and legend can be killed – but they live forever if they’re NOT killed.

    • Elfguy
      October 7, 2012, 10:08 am | # | Reply

      In Disney’s “Darby O’Gill And the Little People”, the leprechaun king takes darby’s place in the Cóiste Bodhar, essentially sacrificing himself to save his friend from immediate death (Assuming he can’t somehow trick his way out of the afterlife, and giving King Brian’s reputation, that’s not entirely impossible.)

    • ShirouZhiwu
      October 7, 2012, 8:53 pm | # | Reply

      Indeed, unless their is some grater force with some kind of clock, I fail to see why a Genie could not do something as simple as fix biological aging when they can make matter disappear and appear without generating mass urban renewal.

      The closest thing to old age that would make any kind of sense would be the Idea their life forces are tide to something. Like I have a story where dragons live 987 years, 6 months, 5 days, 4 hours, 3 minutes, and 21 seconds before they explode.

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