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Jeanie Bottle 338
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Boss Hogg

Comics: 16
Recent Appearance: Jeanie Bottle 362
First Appearance: Jeanie Bottle 331

Jeanie

Jean AKA Jeannie AKA Jeanie is a film, book, and magazine reviewer for a national magazine. Most of Jean’s work is done through email, which means he doesn't have to go into the office. On a trip to find a gift for his girlfriend, Jean found an empty Genie Bottle. Upon picking up this bottle, Jean became the bottle’s new genie-powered occupant. Not only was Jean turned into a genie, but the bottle turned him into what he believed a genie of the bottle should look like. Which, due to his fascination with a classic 60s TV show, turned him into a busty blonde woman.

Comics: 597
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Jeanie Bottle 338

Nov17
by Robert on November 17, 2015 at 12:00 am and modified on November 26, 2022. at 1:14 am
Chapter: Story 08: I Dream of a General
Characters: Boss Hogg, Jeanie
└ Tags: Boss Hogg, Jeanie, Poof
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  1. Saklad
    November 17, 2015, 12:07 am | # | Reply

    This is the greatest moment of the entire comic.

  2. SaylorA
    November 17, 2015, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    I have the feeling this is going to ‘suck’ for everyone else.

  3. Xon890
    November 17, 2015, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    LOL..
    Wow, Jean is quick on her feet!
    Physically and Mentally….
    But, will Boss Hogg believe her?
    mmm..could be….

  4. Jayessell
    November 17, 2015, 12:27 am | # | Reply

    In retrospect, it did look as if he didn’t believe she was a genie.

    Is he going to wish for a Dyson?

    • Robert
      November 17, 2015, 1:09 am | # | Reply

      Nah, he clearly needs to wish for this:

      • Marscaleb
        November 17, 2015, 1:22 pm | # | Reply

        That made me laugh out loud!

      • Robert
        November 18, 2015, 2:36 am | # | Reply

        I’m glad. 🙂

      • Gildsoul
        November 23, 2015, 8:12 pm | # | Reply

        Hopefully he will ask, “Make me a vacuum cleaner.” and Jean answers the wish literally.

        “Hey where did the boss go?”

        “I dunno, hey there’s a brand new wet/dry vacuum! The boss must of known that the old one was wearing out and bought a new one. Now I can clean up the pigeon droppings out back.”

  5. ai_vin
    November 17, 2015, 1:28 am | # | Reply

    You know, that’s actually quite believable. Vacuum cleaner salesman are real tricky, I find them popping up all over the place. 😉

  6. Kirby
    November 17, 2015, 1:59 am | # | Reply

    Nailed the sales pitch. How many vacuums are about to be sold?

  7. Yujo J. Coyote
    November 17, 2015, 2:13 am | # | Reply

    Yep, a vacuum cleaner salesman that is sucked into her own vacuum. The Genbuster 2.0-now with more magic! Caution: may inadvertently cause everyone in the immediate area to endure random transformations.

  8. Grig 32
    November 17, 2015, 2:47 am | # | Reply

    Hm, seems logical captain

  9. Bad Taiming
    November 17, 2015, 2:57 am | # | Reply

    WHAT lol.
    The more ridiculous the story the more likely it is i guess.

  10. Larry
    November 17, 2015, 3:22 am | # | Reply

    Well, if your going tell a lie. Make it big and tell it often so you can make everybody believe it. Good recovery on Jeanie part. But, Jeanie still needs to give Boss Hogg three wishes. So what next?

  11. Butch
    November 17, 2015, 3:52 am | # | Reply

    Can’t tell if Jean is intentionally fooling him of if Jean’s being sarcastic because Hogg’s poor grasp of the obvious.

  12. Viper-X27
    November 17, 2015, 6:14 am | # | Reply

    I hope his wife walks in the room at this moment.

    I recall that he was married.

    • Valentine
      November 17, 2015, 10:32 am | # | Reply

      Lulu Coltraine Hogg, Roscoe’s sister.

  13. Robert Nowall
    November 17, 2015, 7:02 am | # | Reply

    If you opened a bottle, and a girl appeared, would you think “genie?”

    • Jenny
      November 17, 2015, 9:17 am | # | Reply

      Jean’s hopefully that this guy’s an idiot.

      • Robert Nowall
        November 17, 2015, 10:24 am | # | Reply

        Anybody who watched “The Dukes of Hazzard” *would* know that…living in their universe, with Boss Hogg also living in that universe, well…word might’ve gotten around…

      • Robert
        November 17, 2015, 11:50 am | # | Reply

        She does know Crazy Willy. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s had some choice words to say about a certain commissioner.

    • 50srefugee
      November 17, 2015, 9:48 am | # | Reply

      With a cloud of pink smoke? I would at least be genre savvy enough to consider the possibility.

      And savvy enough to be quite careful about how I phrased my subsequent remarks.

  14. AnonymousGX
    November 17, 2015, 8:17 am | # | Reply

    I would have said “State Farm Agent” or “Perfume dealer”. The latter is easier, since if he doesn’t want perfume, you ask for your merchandise (aka bottle) back.

    That guy is more dense than Ask Ketchum when it came to Sabrina’s father!

  15. Valentine
    November 17, 2015, 10:24 am | # | Reply

    If a vacuum is space “void of all matter,” how do you clean it? And what is there to clean?

  16. Marscaleb
    November 17, 2015, 1:23 pm | # | Reply

    That’s how all the vacuum cleaner salesmen I have ever met have appeared.

  17. Ellie Dauber
    November 17, 2015, 5:46 pm | # | Reply

    Now the question is, where’s the BIGGER vacuum; the one between Jeannie’s ears or the one between Boss Hogg’s ears?

  18. Tssha
    November 17, 2015, 6:00 pm | # | Reply

    That explanation sucks.

  19. The Shade
    November 17, 2015, 8:14 pm | # | Reply

    rofl Interesting explanation there, Jeanie. Let’s see if it holds water…or dust, as the case may be.

    • ijuinkun
      November 17, 2015, 11:26 pm | # | Reply

      I read the “Vacuum Cleaner Salesman” bit as sarcasm from Jean, actually.

      • Tssha
        November 18, 2015, 2:38 pm | # | Reply

        At this point, I’m no longer sure whether the comments are also being sarcastic, or whether they took it seriously. Heh.

  20. Expendable Crew Member
    November 18, 2015, 9:03 am | # | Reply

    I don’t know why but OMG! I laughed out loud so long to this.

    Thanks I needed the laugh! (^_^)

  21. Vimmy Ridge
    November 18, 2015, 5:12 pm | # | Reply

    Pretty cocky for someone who thought Hogg was Neil a minute ago.

    • Robert
      November 19, 2015, 3:02 am | # | Reply

      That’s Jean for you! 🙂

  22. Nobody
    November 19, 2015, 3:53 am | # | Reply

    Not everyone is as stupid as you Jean.

    • Larry
      November 19, 2015, 8:34 pm | # | Reply

      Maybe not, but, Boss Hogg will come in a close second if he doesn’t beat her out for first place.

  23. Braced_Rhombus
    November 19, 2015, 7:23 pm | # | Reply

    Is Jean self-identifying as a girl?

    • Tssha
      November 20, 2015, 3:40 pm | # | Reply

      Probably not. More just “this fits into such an obvious stereotype how do you not see this?” kinda thing.

  24. pług
    November 21, 2015, 10:24 am | # | Reply

    saleswoman* or salesperson* 😛

  25. Frank
    March 21, 2024, 12:16 am | # | Reply

    Nice cover. I’m sure it’ll work.

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