Jean AKA Jeannie AKA Jeanie is a film, book, and magazine reviewer for a national magazine. Most of Jean’s work is done through email, which means he doesn't have to go into the office.
On a trip to find a gift for his girlfriend, Jean found an empty Genie Bottle. Upon picking up this bottle, Jean became the bottle’s new genie-powered occupant. Not only was Jean turned into a genie, but the bottle turned him into what he believed a genie of the bottle should look like. Which, due to his fascination with a classic 60s TV show, turned him into a busty blonde woman.
Hopefully he will ask, “Make me a vacuum cleaner.” and Jean answers the wish literally.
“Hey where did the boss go?”
“I dunno, hey there’s a brand new wet/dry vacuum! The boss must of known that the old one was wearing out and bought a new one. Now I can clean up the pigeon droppings out back.”
Yep, a vacuum cleaner salesman that is sucked into her own vacuum. The Genbuster 2.0-now with more magic! Caution: may inadvertently cause everyone in the immediate area to endure random transformations.
Well, if your going tell a lie. Make it big and tell it often so you can make everybody believe it. Good recovery on Jeanie part. But, Jeanie still needs to give Boss Hogg three wishes. So what next?
Anybody who watched “The Dukes of Hazzard” *would* know that…living in their universe, with Boss Hogg also living in that universe, well…word might’ve gotten around…
I would have said “State Farm Agent” or “Perfume dealer”. The latter is easier, since if he doesn’t want perfume, you ask for your merchandise (aka bottle) back.
That guy is more dense than Ask Ketchum when it came to Sabrina’s father!
This is the greatest moment of the entire comic.
I have the feeling this is going to ‘suck’ for everyone else.
LOL..
Wow, Jean is quick on her feet!
Physically and Mentally….
But, will Boss Hogg believe her?
mmm..could be….
In retrospect, it did look as if he didn’t believe she was a genie.
Is he going to wish for a Dyson?
Nah, he clearly needs to wish for this:
That made me laugh out loud!
I’m glad. 🙂
Hopefully he will ask, “Make me a vacuum cleaner.” and Jean answers the wish literally.
“Hey where did the boss go?”
“I dunno, hey there’s a brand new wet/dry vacuum! The boss must of known that the old one was wearing out and bought a new one. Now I can clean up the pigeon droppings out back.”
You know, that’s actually quite believable. Vacuum cleaner salesman are real tricky, I find them popping up all over the place. 😉
Nailed the sales pitch. How many vacuums are about to be sold?
Yep, a vacuum cleaner salesman that is sucked into her own vacuum. The Genbuster 2.0-now with more magic! Caution: may inadvertently cause everyone in the immediate area to endure random transformations.
Hm, seems logical captain
WHAT lol.
The more ridiculous the story the more likely it is i guess.
Well, if your going tell a lie. Make it big and tell it often so you can make everybody believe it. Good recovery on Jeanie part. But, Jeanie still needs to give Boss Hogg three wishes. So what next?
Can’t tell if Jean is intentionally fooling him of if Jean’s being sarcastic because Hogg’s poor grasp of the obvious.
I hope his wife walks in the room at this moment.
I recall that he was married.
Lulu Coltraine Hogg, Roscoe’s sister.
If you opened a bottle, and a girl appeared, would you think “genie?”
Jean’s hopefully that this guy’s an idiot.
Anybody who watched “The Dukes of Hazzard” *would* know that…living in their universe, with Boss Hogg also living in that universe, well…word might’ve gotten around…
She does know Crazy Willy. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s had some choice words to say about a certain commissioner.
With a cloud of pink smoke? I would at least be genre savvy enough to consider the possibility.
And savvy enough to be quite careful about how I phrased my subsequent remarks.
I would have said “State Farm Agent” or “Perfume dealer”. The latter is easier, since if he doesn’t want perfume, you ask for your merchandise (aka bottle) back.
That guy is more dense than Ask Ketchum when it came to Sabrina’s father!
If a vacuum is space “void of all matter,” how do you clean it? And what is there to clean?
That’s how all the vacuum cleaner salesmen I have ever met have appeared.
Now the question is, where’s the BIGGER vacuum; the one between Jeannie’s ears or the one between Boss Hogg’s ears?
That explanation sucks.
rofl Interesting explanation there, Jeanie. Let’s see if it holds water…or dust, as the case may be.
I read the “Vacuum Cleaner Salesman” bit as sarcasm from Jean, actually.
At this point, I’m no longer sure whether the comments are also being sarcastic, or whether they took it seriously. Heh.
I don’t know why but OMG! I laughed out loud so long to this.
Thanks I needed the laugh! (^_^)
Pretty cocky for someone who thought Hogg was Neil a minute ago.
That’s Jean for you! 🙂
Not everyone is as stupid as you Jean.
Maybe not, but, Boss Hogg will come in a close second if he doesn’t beat her out for first place.
Is Jean self-identifying as a girl?
Probably not. More just “this fits into such an obvious stereotype how do you not see this?” kinda thing.
saleswoman* or salesperson* 😛
Nice cover. I’m sure it’ll work.