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Jeanie Bottle 254
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Araceli

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Jeanie Bottle 254

Apr01
by Robert on April 1, 2014 at 12:00 am and modified on October 30, 2022. at 3:54 pm
Chapter: Story 06: I Dream of a B-Witch
Characters: Araceli
└ Tags: Araceli, Black Bottle, Poof
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  1. Sture89
    April 1, 2014, 12:22 am | # | Reply

    Woho!! i’m going to be childish and say “first post”,

    stoners with a genie…. this can only end… hilariously : )

    • ai vin
      April 1, 2014, 2:16 am | # | Reply

      Only because the writer of this comic has a sense of humour. If genies were real and this wasn’t just a comic…. [shudder] the world as we know it would be over.

      • Nebbdyr
        April 2, 2014, 5:44 pm | # | Reply

        They only get three wishes though.
        It’s no very many.

      • Nebbdyr
        April 2, 2014, 5:54 pm | # | Reply

        Nevermind, Frith Ra got it covered.

      • Casually Observant
        April 8, 2014, 5:29 am | # | Reply

        Michael Stipe wouldn’t mind.

    • Annoying Idiot
      April 1, 2014, 8:25 am | # | Reply

      It’s gauche to trumpet `First post’.

      • Sture89
        April 1, 2014, 5:47 pm | # | Reply

        yes i agree it’s a bit “gauche” (i had to look “gauche” up in my dictionary to be sure) but i couldn’t resist ; )

      • Senko
        April 1, 2014, 5:54 pm | # | Reply

        I know that feeling.

  2. Raen
    April 1, 2014, 12:34 am | # | Reply

    That redhead is the heftiest cokehead I’ve ever seen.

  3. MauveCloud
    April 1, 2014, 12:45 am | # | Reply

    @Sture89 @Raen It’s not clear whether they were hoping for coke the drug or coke the soft drink.

    • Sture89
      April 1, 2014, 5:50 pm | # | Reply

      Lol, i never thought about it that way 😀

      • Senko
        April 1, 2014, 5:55 pm | # | Reply

        My first thought was coke the drink took me a few repetions of the word to realize they wanted the drug.

  4. Valentine
    April 1, 2014, 1:10 am | # | Reply

    These guys make Araceli and Jean look like rocket surgeons and brain scientists.

  5. Targ Collective
    April 1, 2014, 1:45 am | # | Reply

    I’m going to be generous and suggest they were policing for drug traffic. 🙂 ‘Cause it’s a valid interpretation.

    • ai vin
      April 5, 2014, 1:42 am | # | Reply

      Ah, but is just anyone at the postoffice authorized to do that or do they have to go through channels? If these idiots are not authorized, well opening somebody else’s mail is a felony.

  6. Aye-non-eee-mouse
    April 1, 2014, 2:19 am | # | Reply

    Gotta ask… Araceli’s bottle was IN the postal network as of #188… why would it suddenly *poof* into the Cocoa Beach Post Office?

    • Mellissalynn
      April 1, 2014, 2:24 am | # | Reply

      Maybe it got help from another genie?

      • ranck
        April 7, 2014, 9:22 am | # | Reply

        Well, the “poof” in this case is red. Araceli’s “poofs” are blue, and Jean’s are pink, so the package arrived with help from somebody else. I don’t recall if we ever saw Guano actually “poof” anything, so I don’t know if it could be him, or an as yet unknown party.

      • SGT Lewis
        April 8, 2014, 11:04 am | # | Reply

        I am guessing another genie helped it along. Probably our genie in cat form. Lord Guano seems to be more of a green themed genie lord. Though we never did see much poof smoke from either of them. Araceli is still trapped in the bottle and her smoke is blue.

    • Robert
      April 1, 2014, 4:08 am | # | Reply

      I strongly doubt that the US Postal Service would be able to successfully deliver a package addressed with only “Coke Coal Beach, USA”. I’m guessing that Guano gave it a helping hand.

      • Robert Nowall
        April 1, 2014, 6:43 am | # | Reply

        You laymen would be surprised at just how many people do misspell the city / town in the address. Us professionals can usually figure it out—besides, the machines have gotten real good at picking it out despite it all.

        More problematic here is the lack of a state—so it could be anywhere in the United States (or even not.)

        Also if it couldn’t be delivered—and there’s no return address—it would have to be destroyed.

      • Elfguy
        April 1, 2014, 7:27 pm | # | Reply

        Well there aren’t that many Cocoa Beaches in the US. Typing in “Cocoa Beach, USA” into Mapquest comes up with one, and only one, location. Without a specific address, however, it would wind up in the dead letter office after being held at the CB post office for a year or so, in case someone came into the post office and was able to identify the package (By, for example, citing the postmark from which it was mailed.)

      • Gladsong
        April 4, 2014, 11:33 pm | # | Reply

        After working at the main postal facility on Long Island, New York for 25 years, I believe they would consider it to be a bomb threat, open the box, REALY think it may be a bomb, find a safe way to open it, and release Araceli. More likely, a Genie postal employee sensed what it was and puffed it along. Hey, they hire all kinds at the Post Office. They hired me, didn’t they?

  7. Jayessell
    April 1, 2014, 6:14 am | # | Reply

    Maybe that’s the “Undeliverable Mail” Department, and they’re looking for a name in the box to deliver it to.

    If it’s addressed to the city, would it go to city hall?

  8. Chessrook44
    April 1, 2014, 6:25 am | # | Reply

    Fire them.

    Fire the unprofessional workers. Now.

    If they are not fired by the next day the USPS is going to be getting a few angry calls…

    • Silent Shadow
      April 1, 2014, 8:37 am | # | Reply

      While they shouldn’t have opened that package up, the address on it is missing a lot of important information: the apartment number (don’t remember if applicable or not,), the house number, the street name, the state/territory name, the zip code, and the name of the person it’s meant for. I’d be rather suspicious of some random box that appeared out of nowhere with very little usable shipping information on it.

    • Robert Nowall
      April 2, 2014, 6:43 am | # | Reply

      Not just fired. Jailed.

      But if they have a genie up and running by then, they might figure out how to avoid it…

    • Gladsong
      April 4, 2014, 11:55 pm | # | Reply

      That would be a quick way to solve their overstaffing problem!

      • Robert Nowall
        April 5, 2014, 10:32 am | # | Reply

        We’re understaffed right now.

      • Senko
        April 6, 2014, 2:36 am | # | Reply

        Hmmm I may need a job next year where I work is cutting cost every way they can, giving voluntary redunancy to workers, giving medical redunancy to workers, letting apprentices go and adding a few more layers of management between the workers managers and the front line managers. I really wish that last one was a joke.

  9. Greg White
    April 1, 2014, 10:44 am | # | Reply

    It’s Araceli’s bottle.She was briefly in Neil’s service and she became quite attached to him I compared this to Stockholm syndrome and Lima syndrome in which captors and captives become attached to each other.

  10. A Mildly Optimistic Phil
    April 1, 2014, 1:24 pm | # | Reply

    Claiming to bring back a fan favorite character as an April Fool’s Day prank??? How cruel!

    • Robert
      April 2, 2014, 1:37 am | # | Reply

      I’m *reasonably* certain that this isn’t an April Fools comic.

  11. Frith Ra
    April 1, 2014, 2:46 pm | # | Reply

    If they are in Cocoa Beach (a possibility as presented by Robert N.) & Aracelli is in the hands of a couple of slackers (Also a possibility based on the strip itself, though one of them might be a narc) then they are probably going to ask for something poorly thought out, like “all the money in the world” or “All the x we can ever use” then find themselves suffocating under great large gobs of paper & specie or however many tons of x. Then Aracelli can blissfully go about finding our heroes during a magic duel.

    Always ask, “What can go wrong?” Especially when CD is writing it.

    • Senko
      April 1, 2014, 6:00 pm | # | Reply

      If it were Jeanie I’d expect something like this …

      Dude I’ve got the perfect wish.
      Make it man, make it.
      I wish there were two hot girls here every day.
      POOF
      … Dude … Your hot.

      7 hours later
      POOF
      Dude nooooo we’re only girls at work, I can’t play with my boobies.

      • Jayessell
        April 1, 2014, 9:50 pm | # | Reply

        I thought about a similarly bad wish.
        “I wish I was in a room full of beautiful girls.”

        (If he was in the room, and it was full of beautiful girls, then…”)

    • ranck
      April 2, 2014, 8:17 am | # | Reply

      Of course they are in Cocoa Beach. We’ve seen the two stoners in the post office before. (Though I notice they don’t have their own tag) Jean went there to pick up a package and they were confused as to why that guy looked like a hot girl.

      • Senko
        April 3, 2014, 8:58 am | # | Reply

        I recall they weren’t so much confused as admiring.

    • Tom Sewell
      April 2, 2014, 5:28 pm | # | Reply

      “Narc?” Dude, I haven’t heard that one since the Sixties, when my men’s dorm, conveniently located three blocks from the intersection of Haight Street and Ashbury Avenue, had its own live-in undercover narcotics officer. Everyone else actually called him “Narc;” I never did get his real name.

  12. Morgan
    April 1, 2014, 5:44 pm | # | Reply

    This is of course, going to be epic. Epidemically hilarious.

  13. Jorrun
    April 1, 2014, 11:44 pm | # | Reply

    The hot genie is coming back!! I’m so jealous 🙁

  14. Tom Sewell
    April 2, 2014, 3:39 am | # | Reply

    My guess is that Rodge will show up at the post office with Caley, who will investigate the weird old bottle the disappointed stoners have set aside.

  15. The Shade
    April 2, 2014, 11:25 am | # | Reply

    Yay! 😀 Araceli is back!

  16. Greg White
    April 3, 2014, 8:33 pm | # | Reply

    How about having them uncork her bottle she comes out and turns them into hippies.

  17. Morgan
    April 4, 2014, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    I am guessing even if they do get 3 wishes, their wish will be so lame as to not even take advantage of cosmic powers, such as I wish for a ham sandwich, yep no one has ever asked for that*sarcasm*

    • Senko
      April 4, 2014, 10:28 pm | # | Reply

      On an unrelated note I just finished Shadowrun returns and its entertaining that you can throw the powerful CEO of a major corporation completely off his stride by asking for a random NPC to be fired because his aftershave offends you (he shows up 2 or 3 times and makes things difficult for you).

      I can just picture a genie going “You have a being at your command who can rewrite reality and change the world to suit your whim . . . and you want a ham sandwhich?”

      “I’m hungry.”

      blink blink “You do understand what’s happening here right?”

      • He Who Abides
        July 29, 2018, 1:11 am | # | Reply

        The sandwich thing reminds me of Fairly OddParents. According to Norm at the beginning of Fairy Idol, the first wish anyone makes is almost always for a sandwich.

  18. SGT Lewis
    April 8, 2014, 10:54 am | # | Reply

    Beware the red mist.

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