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Jeanie Bottle 171
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Jeanie

Jean AKA Jeannie AKA Jeanie is a film, book, and magazine reviewer for a national magazine. Most of Jeanโ€™s work is done through email, which means he doesn't have to go into the office. On a trip to find a gift for his girlfriend, Jean found an empty Genie Bottle. Upon picking up this bottle, Jean became the bottleโ€™s new genie-powered occupant. Not only was Jean turned into a genie, but the bottle turned him into what he believed a genie of the bottle should look like. Which, due to his fascination with a classic 60s TV show, turned him into a busty blonde woman.

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Jeanie Bottle 171

Nov27
by CD Rudd on November 27, 2012 at 12:00 am and modified on October 26, 2022. at 4:25 am
Chapter: Story 04: I Dream of my Old Bottle
Characters: Jeanie
└ Tags: Black Bottle, Jeanie
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  1. NoriMori
    November 27, 2012, 12:41 am | # | Reply

    Poor Jeanie. ๐Ÿ™

    Also, first.

  2. Commotion22
    November 27, 2012, 1:01 am | # | Reply

    Hhmm…. This may have the salutary effect of forcing Jean to take this all more seriously–but that may not necessarily be a good thing! ๐Ÿ™‚

  3. Teerack
    November 27, 2012, 1:09 am | # | Reply

    Sad ๐Ÿ™

  4. Refugee
    November 27, 2012, 1:15 am | # | Reply

    Hey, anybody remember what trapped the Apollo 1 guys in their capsule? I mean, it’s not like the hatch was locked or anything.

    • Hippo
      November 27, 2012, 2:33 am | # | Reply

      Now that is a mean comparison. These poor guys died inside their capsule.

      • Refugee
        November 27, 2012, 10:33 am | # | Reply

        Well, yeah, but as GrimGhost notes below, I’m just talking about pressure effects. Doesn’t matter, though; the real reason Jeanie can’t push the cork out is that genies can’t release themselves from a stoppered bottle. See comic 89/p285.)

        Still–Die in a fire, or spend a few centuries in solitary? Not an easy choice.

  5. Refugee
    November 27, 2012, 1:16 am | # | Reply

    Last panel: What did Jeanie just notice?

    • Elfguy
      November 28, 2012, 12:44 am | # | Reply

      I think it’s more something she realised, rather than something she noticed.

  6. GrimGhost
    November 27, 2012, 2:38 am | # | Reply

    Isn’t the rule of thumb, 14 psi per 33 foot depth? So Jean would have to turn into Supergirl to get that cork out.

    • Refugee
      November 27, 2012, 11:00 am | # | Reply

      Just as an exercise:

      I’m seeing that natural illumination typically fades out almost entirely within about your 33 feet (10 meters). Even in the clearest seas, light can’t penetrate more than 150 m. Say the cork has an area of about a square inch, and given that the pressure inside the bottle is 1 atmosphere, or 14 psi, that makes the pressure differential somewhere between about nothing and 200 psi.

      But from inside the bottle, the cork has a radius of, say, 18 in. That’s an area of more than a thousand sq in, leaving Jeanie to push against…holy crap, am I doing this right? More than 14,000 psi, that’s SEVEN TONS, at minimum?

      Hm…. [Ref goes into a reverie concerning hydraulic cylinders operating on bottle physics.]

  7. gargamuza
    November 27, 2012, 9:09 am | # | Reply

    Anymore? When was she stuck in a bottle before? She was just threatened to be, but not stuck, really. Unless she has also got Araceli’s mind and memories.
    And I must correct myself. I’d said the bottle didn’t look like 89’s but looking at it from closer it’s the same one. However it’s not floating over the sea as in that pane. I’m sure CD Rudd will bring a logical explanation for that.

    • Refugee
      November 27, 2012, 10:37 am | # | Reply

      Given Jean’s personality, “anymore” could well mean “after five minutes”.

      As to floating: I think the bottle in 89/p285 is just what Neal imagines. Heck, Ari herself might not know exactly how the bottle is situated.

      • gargamuza
        November 27, 2012, 5:35 pm | # | Reply

        That image appears in a pane where Ari is talking and it looks like being her thoughts. But I agree she may not know exactly where the bottle is situated if it fell there with her being already stuck into it. I believe it must have been left on the ship before it was drowned.

  8. norman728
    November 27, 2012, 10:28 am | # | Reply

    does this mean Jean will eventually be found by an astronaut on a desert Ilse?

    • Refugee
      November 27, 2012, 10:37 am | # | Reply

      Heh.

    • Hippo
      November 28, 2012, 11:24 am | # | Reply

      Or better by an evil oil billionaire? ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • Dr Thos
      November 28, 2012, 7:54 pm | # | Reply

      Sorry, Larry Hagman is no longer around to save her.

      • Hippo
        November 29, 2012, 11:39 am | # | Reply

        If CDRudd has planed to give Larry Hagman a cameo, it’s really bad luck for him.

      • Cd Rudd
        November 29, 2012, 12:17 pm | # | Reply

        I was actually going to reference Larry Hagman passing on in the comic, but I forgot. Maybe the next one.

  9. Waffliesinyoface
    November 27, 2012, 5:52 pm | # | Reply

    Awwww… I feel bad for Jean. ๐Ÿ™

    • Cd Rudd
      November 29, 2012, 12:16 pm | # | Reply

      It’s all fun and games till someone gets stuck in a bottle.

  10. Rock
    November 28, 2012, 3:20 am | # | Reply

    As sad as this is for Jean, it may be of some use to her in the long run. It’s about time she starts to grasp the reality of the situation — indeed, any bound genie’s situation.

    • Cd Rudd
      November 29, 2012, 12:16 pm | # | Reply

      Do you truly believe this will change Jean?

  11. Its Me
    November 29, 2012, 5:43 am | # | Reply

    The plot thickens, or the cork.

  12. Jayessell
    November 29, 2012, 10:02 pm | # | Reply

    I’d like to think she noticed the bottle rock slightly as she was moving around.
    If she could roll it so that it would float to the surface, her chance of being released improve.

  13. Nobody
    November 30, 2012, 6:43 pm | # | Reply

    The sad thing is how ‘Jeanie’ won’t be able to be pass off as Jean because of not acting like a jerk. Unless her master thinks those genie crash courses worked somehow. Still, her lack of being a jerk will tip him off likely BEFORE her lack of personal and modern knowledge does.

  14. Haylo
    November 30, 2012, 9:22 pm | # | Reply

    “Any More”? It hardly looks as if she’s wanted it before, either; probably what she’s thinking is that she considered the bottle only a nuisance before but now *really* hates it. And perhaps, she sees now how a Genie could be overjoyed to be with a master (as opposed to trapped in a bottle). That could also be the source of Araceli’s more upbeat attitude toward serving her master.

  15. ShirouZhiwu
    December 2, 2012, 4:28 pm | # | Reply

    Can a Jeanie summon sulfur, saltpeter, charcoal, and a diamond while inside a bottle?

  16. CD Rudd
    December 2, 2012, 6:58 pm | # | Reply

    Maybe… But there’s no Gorn in sight. (Plus Jean left her engineer at home.)

  17. MissSaraJames
    December 3, 2012, 12:37 pm | # | Reply

    How about summoning a cell phone? That seems like a more practical solution. (Not that I expect Jean to think of that … or be in range of a cell phone tower.)

  18. Hinoron
    March 15, 2023, 10:36 pm | # | Reply

    That bottle is going to become a lot more unpleasant to exist in if she actually gets that cork out (though with the deep water pressure working against her, and a lack of leverage, I doubt she can).

  19. Frank
    April 4, 2025, 4:24 pm | # | Reply

    Eep!

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