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Jean

Jean AKA Jeannie AKA Jeanie, is a film, book and magazine reviewer for a national magazine. Most of Jean’s work is done through e-mail, which means he does not have to go into the office. On a trip to find a gift for his girlfriend, Jean found a empty Genie Bottle. Upon picking up this bottle Jean became the bottle’s new genie powered occupant. Not only was Jean turned into a genie, but the bottle turned him into what he believed a genie of the bottle to look like, which due to his fascination with a classic 60s TV show turned into a bust young Blonde female.

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Jeanie Bottle 184

Jan17
by CD Rudd on January 17, 2013 at 12:00 am and modified on July 13, 2018. at 12:08 am
Chapter: Story 04: I Dream of my Old Bottle
Characters: Jean
└ Tags: Greek Fishermen, Jean
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  1. Teerack
    January 17, 2013, 9:09 pm | # | Reply

    dont like this 🙁

    • something
      April 10, 2017, 5:14 am | # | Reply

      Why? They totally had it coming. Gene may not be a GREAT person, but they were being quite horrid. And besides, it’s not nearly as horrible as what they were going to do to her. The first wanted her to be his slave forever, the second, to imprison her in the bottom of the ocean indefinitely. Gene turned the first guy into a woman but she’s free and not in anyone’s servitude, and the second guy may be female too but just got like 30 years of his/her life back.

  2. NoriMori
    January 17, 2013, 9:34 pm | # | Reply

    Oh, okay. I didn’t understand what happened in the last comic, now I get it.

    I love Jeannie’s pose in the first panel. She looks really threatening.

  3. Jayessell
    January 17, 2013, 10:01 pm | # | Reply

    I’m fairly sure dictating wishes to the bottle holder is in direct
    violation of Da Rules (Genie edition).

    I’d recommend “get to port before sinking” “convert one gold fish to cash”
    “carry the bottle to Neil’s home in the USA”

    • Ty294
      January 17, 2013, 11:12 pm | # | Reply

      She isn’t dictating wishes as far as I can see. She granted the wishes, now she’s going to order the crew around. But they aren’t her “master” since they didn’t rub the bottle, thus she doesn’t have to tell them what to wish. She can just threaten them.

      • Jake
        January 17, 2013, 11:39 pm | #

        Right. Jean hasn’t broken any rules.

      • Elfguy
        January 20, 2013, 2:20 pm | #

        Hey, You gotta watch your wishes around Genies…like, for example,

        “Make me a happy meal” – that could explain a lot: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi1yy4VyZZk

  4. Ty294
    January 17, 2013, 11:11 pm | # | Reply

    “Ah, no we’re good.”

    Always the correct answer. 😉

  5. jesternario
    January 18, 2013, 5:55 am | # | Reply

    ‘First, you’re going to wish me into speaking english so my friend can freaking UNDERSTAND ME!’

    • jesternario
      January 18, 2013, 5:56 am | # | Reply

      Second, one of you are marying this fine woman over here and adopting this kid!

  6. gargamuza
    January 18, 2013, 6:50 am | # | Reply

    It must be good for Jeanie to feel so powerful for the first time in this story. Let’s see how does she deal with it and let’s see for how long it lasts (I guess for no longer than #186…)

  7. ranck
    January 18, 2013, 10:17 am | # | Reply

    I suspect, though I have no direct proof in this comic, that a genie can not poof their bottle about from place to place. If so, Areceli or Jean would have done so already. Or, even Lord Guano would have poofed Areceli’s bottle to Neil’s apartment. I think there must be special rules for bottles. So I’m guessing Jean will have one of the fishermen put her bottle into a FedEx package shipped to Neil.

    I’m not sure of this, but only the person who releases the genie from her bottle gets the 3 wishes, and since Jean is already out of the bottle, just picking it up and/or rubbing would not obligate her. So, they really need to be cautious facing a powerful magic wielding being.

  8. Alex Warlorn
    January 18, 2013, 10:03 pm | # | Reply

    I wonder if there have been any other genies like Jean who have taken this kind of attitude towards mortals. And if her fellow genies have a ‘enough is enough’ line. Since there aren’t a bunch of genies running around bullying and threatening humans to do what THEY want.

    Also, if she’s supposed to be a motherly like Genie, but acts like a total jerk, does that mean her instincts haven’t kicked in, or is that purely a cultural thing?

    • Jayessell
      January 19, 2013, 1:26 am | # | Reply

      Technically, Jean hasn’t harmed the two men she transformed.
      If anything, she’s extended their lives.

  9. Greg White
    January 19, 2013, 9:07 am | # | Reply

    My first name is Greek it means Guardian.

  10. Dane
    January 20, 2013, 1:20 am | # | Reply

    Okay, I’m a little confused…where, exactly, is Jean’s bottle and second why hasn’t she been forced to return to it?

    • khamya9
      January 20, 2013, 12:40 pm | # | Reply

      They only get forced to return on relatively rare occasions. Several of those have required Guano to do it personally.

  11. GrimGhost
    January 20, 2013, 8:52 am | # | Reply

    I’m sorry, but you’ve lost me as a reader.

    What Jean is doing is abusive and ugly, and it’s not funny at all.

    • Elfguy
      January 20, 2013, 9:24 am | # | Reply

      Oh come now…do you really think making them years younger, incredibly rich, and giving them a woman captain is that bad? The new female captain had it coming when he tried to force Jean to become his wife.

      Or are you in favor of magically forced sex slavery?

      As for the new “Little Girl”, that’s easily reversed (it was self defense, and not part of a wish) and could easily have been worse…she could have turned him into a labrador retriever.

      • Justice
        January 21, 2013, 10:28 pm | #

        You can make the argument that turning the fisherman into a woman so she can have her own sons is legit. That’s the sort of thing that fits right in with the standard genie stories. Plus, he did sort of deserve some sort of karmic retribution for what he tried to force Jean into.

        The other fisherman, the one who was turned into a little girl, not really. Jean already has a history of “fire-and-forget” (Melvin’s friend), so it doesn’t seem likely that that character gets restored without outside intervention (or Jean acting a little out of character).

        Unless the focus pops back to Neil and Araceli, the next few strips may be crucial in showing how “abusive and ugly” Jean is going to be. If “Here’s what’s going to happen” isn’t much more than “send me back to where I belong and let me speak English again,” it won’t be nearly as bad as it is building up to. (Except for the new little girl.) On the other hand, if Jean is abusing her power for other things, I imagine that GrimGhost might not be the only one saying sayonara.

    • cdrudd
      January 20, 2013, 11:24 am | # | Reply

      Well, I’m sorry to lose you as a reader GrimGhost.
      This has basically been Jean’s personality type since the beginning. Jean looks out for him/herself and doesn’t really give a (bleep) about anyone else.

      Hopefully you’ll change your mind and come back. If not, I hope you enjoy other comics out there.

      • Xan...
        January 23, 2013, 5:08 am | #

        Awww…well, for every reader you lose, you gain four more…There have been times I didn’t like the story, and later it makes sense, so I usually wait it out. THIS storyline is just HILARIOUS…a teensy bit on the dark side, tho not enough to lose me…Seriously, this story is just starting to get AWESOME, looking forward to more! Keep it up! Your style has gotten to a point where you can crank it out, and the expressions and poses make up for minor typos, and the story itself has ALWAYS been great, keep smiling and keep it up!

    • Doggypoo
      January 21, 2013, 1:10 am | # | Reply

      Haha, seriously I said it before and I’ll say it again, if I was in that situation, those two would not have gotten off that easy. Those of you who are trying to take the moral high ground, how would you feel about some douche forcing you to be his obediant waifu who has to get this bald guy a beer and have sex with him whenever he wants? And yeah going back in the ocean for another thousand years doesnt sound too fun either. I probably wouldve turned the second guy into a pony, yes, I would turn him into Fluttershy. that would teach him to mess with other peoples bottles!

  12. ShirouZhiwu
    January 20, 2013, 10:30 am | # | Reply

    She needs to get that bottle express shipped to he home in the US. And yes, the fishermen did earn this abuse. Ordinary people can be very ugly people when you think it’s ok for them to be that way.

  13. Elfguy
    January 20, 2013, 5:01 pm | # | Reply

    What I’d like to know is…he wished for Jean to “Make me a beautiful wife” – so who is “she” now married to? in order to be a beautiful “wife”, she would have to be married…maybe to the previous boat captain?

  14. Hogan
    January 20, 2013, 5:27 pm | # | Reply

    Now there’s two Greek sailors with a future… in their original shapes even 🙂

  15. Alex Warlorn
    January 20, 2013, 11:10 pm | # | Reply

    At this point, I strangely imagine a character with a protagonist mentality, wanting to sink their own ship to keep this monster from reaching civilization (from their point of view).

  16. SGT Lewis
    January 21, 2013, 1:06 pm | # | Reply

    Jean probably just wants to get back to the US. Not hard to have his/her bottle shipped back. After that its no longer those sailors problem. Could be bad if those Greeks get back to port and some US Navy sailors get a hold of the bottle.

  17. Justice
    January 21, 2013, 10:30 pm | # | Reply

    I keep thinking that Lord Guano is going to be showing up anytime now. He’s been awfully negligent in his supervision of this young genie.

    Of course, counting on him to put things right is a bit risky, too, given his earlier .. mistakes .. with Neil.

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