Filler: Jeanie’s Thanksgiving
Nov24
on November 24, 2017
at 12:14 am
and modified on November 27, 2022. at 1:54 am
Chapter: I Dream of a Jeanie Bottle - Extras
Characters: Jeanie
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Jean, just put down the sxe before omebody gets hurt.
> put down the sxe
Hahah, oh man that typo makes me so nostalgic. My favorite news channel these days is the Philip DeFranco Show, on YouTube. But Phil’s been around almost since YouTube started, and used to be WAY less respectable (which he freely admits to on a regular basis, lol). His channel’s URL is still “youtube.com/user/sxephil”, because he was totally an edgy 20-something when he started it.
So “sxe” always reminds me of his old days. 🙂
That’s a hatchet, not an axe.
Oh, and it’s pilgrim, not pilgram.
Jeanie being ignorant of axe vs. hatchet is totally in character. 🙂
I’ll fix the Pilgrim typo, though.
It’s only “Pilgram” if your name is John Wayne.
Remember Neil/ Natalie is still saying “ouch, ouch, ouch.” I am wondering in Walmart is having a sale?
Have a happy T day.
Robert? “Pilgram” -> pilgrim
Yeah, it’s been a few decades since I learned about how the Pilgrims sailed the ocean blue in 1492. Or something.
Oh, is that it? I thought Pilgram was just the Thanksgiving version of Instagram. 😉
I’m not sure the Puritans who sailed to the Colonies would approve on Jean’s outfit there. Good.
Happy thanksgiving to all our treacherous rebel friends across the pond. 🙂
Fetching little thing, isn’t it? It certainly fetches my attention. I like it better than the harem pants. Her hair helps.
And I suspect the pilgrims would be far less pleased with her spell casting than her wardrobe.
Did you just imply a witch burning festival? Count me in!
Well, the wardrobe would make the Puritans think Jean was a strumpet.
The spellcasting, yes, that would cement her as a witch in their eyes.
I don’t think I’d enjoy watching Jean burned at the stake. Besides, she doesn’t need her hands free or her mouth open to cast spells, so tying and gagging her would in no way prevent her from zapping herself free and unleashing horror upon the Puritans in retaliation.
Don’t worry, folks. The only reason that people ended up being burned at the stake back then was because they weren’t actually witches. Jeanie would have no trouble at all at avoiding that fate, and probably turning all the men into scantily clad babe on her way out of town.
Robert: ” The only reason that people ended up being burned at the stake back then was because they weren’t actually witches.”
Yeah, I always wondered about that. And I was highly amused at Terry Pratchett’s take on the subject in Good Omens.
[And, no, folks, not giving spoilers for this, because if you haven’t read it, you are simply not a civilized human being.]
Does listening to the audiobook count?
I dunno, I thought Monty Python found a pretty foolproof way to determine if somebody is a witch or not. 😛
You mean the whole ponds thing? Isn’t that also their answer to local government? Moist strumpets in ponds flinging scimitars at passers by or some such?
Honestly, Jean, I’d prefer the pumpkin to roll over on top of you. :-/
Nice drumsticks.
If you’re a vegan, slaughter the pumpkin instead.
I’d pay to watch Jean fight a giant turkey with just a tiny axe.
Jeanie looks great, but you do realize that any real Pilgrims would try to stone her for wearing an outfit that provocative.
Yeah, her ankles are plainly visible. Scandalous!
Ha ha ha, that “pilgrim” outfit!
No one is stopping her from getting out of that outfit *now*…
Slaughter all you want, Jean, just as long as the Turkey isn’t Natalie (though breasts and thighs are right up her alley…)