The Melvin Chronicles
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Some of the 910CMX members include:
El Goonish shive
Heros of CRASH
Murry & Lewy
Comics on hiatus or rarely updatingThe Wotch
Some swell, non-910CMX webcomics:
Least I Could Do
Air Force Blues
If your looking for Jeanie Bottle Reviews, try, www.JeannieBottle.com
Post your questions below in the comments. Neil and Jean will periodically be on to answer them.
Hey Jean, are you still attracted to women? If so, have you tried picking up girls?
Have you changed your mind about telling your girlfriend about your transformation? She must be worried and you both must miss each other.
Why do you keep the harem outfit if you can change your clothes into anything?
Finally, when you send Neil to that strip club every time he does something to make you mad, do they pay girl Neil? Have they asked Neil to go back?
What? Of course I’m still attracted to women. Though I haven’t been to the club scene since ‘the incident’, so I haven’t been able to hook up with anyone.
If Belle gives up the whole physco-blah bit, I may tell her. Till then I don’t want to be her pet-project. Its best she doesn’t know for the sake of my sanity.
I tried that, but whatever I had on kept reverting back to the harem outfit. Apparently I have to focus on my clothes when I’m not wearing the harem outfit. I’m just dealing with it. (I do change clothes when I’m out in public.)
They better not be paying him. If they are, I want my cut.
No, I don’t get paid for being at the strip club.
I tried to get out of there as soon as quickly as I could. I doubt I’ll be asked back, since they have no idea who I am.
Hey Jean! You remember those three nerds, right? I think you might have forgotten something there.
Let’s see. I got Melvin a girlfriend AND completed my 1 day of genie training. Don’t think I forgot anything.
Oh. Nevermind then.
*speaks under breath*
I’m sure he’ll be fine…
Hey Neil, how do you handle the stress of having to deal with all this weird genie stuff going on?
Also, how did you and Jean meet and hit it off?
I have one of those anti-stress balls.
We met in school. I think Jean was trying to burn down the science lab at the time.
Hey Jean, while you are understandably upset about being stuck as you are, have you found any positives?
Have you ever thought keeping Neil as a girl for awhile? You know, just for fun.
Have you told your family about Your new form?
Well, using magic, I don’t have to cook food anymore. I’m saving quite a bit on my food budget.
Who would be having fun with Neil being a girl?
I’m not about to tell my family. My sister would have a field day with this news.
Hey Jean. Listen, I have this little problem that I want gone. I’d really like it if you could come over to my place for just about 20 minutes, poof it away and let me get on with my life. You seem to like doing that stuff to people and then leaving them like that, such as the nerd girl, the Captain of the boat and so on. I’d be cool. Save me a lot of money in surgeries. Love your adventures by the way.
Um… Jean’s not here right now. please leave a message after the beep….
Ah. Okay. I understand. No problem.
Jean which color do think suits you best blue or pink?
would you have genie fight with araceli if you saw her again?
Well, blue is more manly then pink, so I prefer blue. But I’m told Pink is better with my current situation. When it’s a harem costume, I think any color just sucks.
thanks for answer that. Is their anything you like doing as a genie in paticular?
since you have genie magic couldn’t you transform back to your normal self temporarly?
I think the next time someone pisses you off you should turn them into a colorful talking pony.
I’ll keep that in mind.
hey neil, what do you think about jean these days?
Yea Neil, what do you think of Jean?
I plead the 5th
Say Neil, is the reason you let Araceli and Jean switch back again because you’ve been friends for a long time, or was it something else?
Do you still see Jean as a friend, considering her attitude a lot of the time?
What would you do if you met Araceli again, especially knowing that she’s been stuck in a bottle on the bottom of the ocean for an insanely long time?
Well, Yea. we’ve been friends since high school and Araceli was only filling in for Jean anyway.
Though Jean does take little getting use too.
I doubt I’ll ever see Araceli again. Since she’s on the other side of the world. If I did… I guess it would be like meeting any friend who’s been gone for a bit.
Well,Neil,I think you will see her very soon.
Hey Jean why did you skip out on your training? Don’t you want to learn how to transform your self?
Why doesn’t Neil make wishes? I mean shouldn’t the two of you be living in a mansion by now?
If Neil get’s to live with a hot girl why don’t make it so he is a hot girl when home? I mean that’s fair right?
Jean are you aware you left the pink haired boy a girl?
I didn’t skip out. I did one day. That’s all Guano said I had to do.
Neil doesn’t think that way, which is fine by me. Less wishes, less demands.
Neil doesn’t live with a hot girl… Hey, I may have a girl’s body, but I’m still a guy inside all this.
If some boy had pink hair, he’s probably happier being a girl.
Could I see your underwear? What kind of underwear do you wear under your genie outfit? How would you react to me stealing your underwear? What kind of underwear do you dress Neil in when you make him a girl?
Dude, that’s kind of creepy
Jean, do you get any sort of odd pleasure from turning guys into girls?
Have you ever thought of turning a girl into a guy?
What was your job before the incident anyway?
Neil, what is more stressful, your clearly high-profile, high-security job or dealing with Jean every day?
Any guy I turn into a girl deserves it.
Why would I turn a GIRL into a guy? That’s just weird.
I worked ( and still do work) as a reviewer for a magazine. I write reviews on movies, books, TV, anything my publisher asks for. (Which works out well, since I never have to go into the office. I just email my articles to the publisher).
Well, both can be stressful at different times, and other times not stressful at all.
If Jean could have any wish at all granted, what would it be?
& no going Robin Williams on this one.
Well, obviously I would wish I never found the bottle, and never got turned into a genie.
I wouldn’t mind if Neil had found it. He’s more the genie type.
How did you not notice that you were turned into a girl?
It takes a couple moments. Remember, I was just poof’d from a bus.
How awkward would you feel, if every time you went to the bathroom on your date, Jean did something along the lines of enlarging your breasts or making your skirt shorter?
would you rather turn back into a man and lose you genie powers or rather stay a female genie and keep your powers?
I’d rather be a man again. What’s the good of powers, when your a freak’n slave.
Neil doesn’t keep you as a slave.
I’m wearing a harem outfit and living in a bottle. Not my choice of life style.
So, Neil, just how bad off do you think things would be if your positions were reversed. You the attractive female genie and Jean the ‘master’?
Besides, of course, the difficulties that would cause with your career… ^^;
I’m not really sure.
I guess that would be something no one would know till the situation happened.
*Hands Jean $100*
Please make me really sexy!
Sure… I’ll magically make weight and body building equipment for you. It’s waiting for you at your local gym.
As a genie, you have fantastic magical powers. Albeit you’re not as well trained on how to use them as you might be. What do you use magic for, day to day, when you’re not doing anything else?
As a genie, she has fantastic magical powers. Yet you seem to be content living life as normal. I think it would be interesting to hear the ideas you’ve had for wishes that you’ve rejected as impractical – what wishes never make it past your lips?
It really depends on what I feel like doing. I’m not much of a planner. I do what I want, when I want.
Here’s the thing about asking Jean for wishes…
I’m not sure I’m confident Jean would be able to actually grant the wish I would want.
Anyway, I’m content with what I have.
Hey,Neil I got a question for you.(And you too,Jean)
Neil,after all this comic stirps,Haven’t you ever think about that you can easily make a wish about “make Jean to be a normal powerless man again”.
And for Jean,why don’t you force Neil to wish for that.
(BTW,Jean can you turn me into a girl?(I mean a new body+a new ID+a new life…(basicly,erase my whole old life andcreate a new one.))
(I think I deserves it since I’m always trying to find a way to make CD turn you back to normal man)
(Although the best and only idea I can think out so far is “make Neil wish you to be normal again.”)
Jean do you know that Neil secretly feels you up when you’re sleeping?
My questions are for both Jean and Neil…
1. What’s your favorite fast food?
2. Fave movie?
3. Fave Music?
4. If you played a musical instrument, what would you play and why?
(Just thot I’d ask some non-annoying questions)
Here’s a slightly nasty one. One wonders what Lord Guano would do if he learned that a young Genie were abusing her (Okay, his) Master in the way Jean regularly abuses you. Have you ever considered threatening Jean with the Wrath of Guano, and if not, why not?
Neil did you ever think of using one of the jins (either Araceli or jeans) powers to make your job easier? Like sending you to Mars to rapair a rover or putting the damn thing there in the first place? Vacation on the moon? Poofing the the back-to-life-again contents of your fridge into the sun?
What happened to all those gold fish on that boat anyway?
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